My friend from high school just messaged me via facebook to see if I was interested in dating one of her WOW buddies who lives in my town. She adds, "he wanted me to let you know that he even has his own car!"

Wtf. I am going to go ahead and assume that he still lives with his parents and plays WOW 6 hours a day. Is that something you really brag about if you're an adult trying to date another adult?

"Oh, btw, I even have a real job!"

End rant

6/22/2009 10:49:02 PM

sad indeed

...but what if it's a really nice car?

6/22/2009 10:50:01 PM

HAHAHAHA

6/22/2009 10:50:06 PM

he's prolly on TWW

6/22/2009 10:51:06 PM

I got a jeep and my own house! Oh and I don't play WoW.

6/22/2009 10:51:12 PM

I too have had... a car of my own since I was 16.

6/22/2009 10:51:22 PM

i dont

6/22/2009 10:51:45 PM

She told me he's a pilot. I asked what he flew.

HOT AIR BALLOONS

6/22/2009 10:52:30 PM

maybe he meant it as a joke...?

6/22/2009 10:52:34 PM

i got a twelve inch dick and a dozen roses
and a pick up truck
hubba hubba hubba hey

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 10:52 PM. Reason : ch]

6/22/2009 10:52:47 PM

"I'm gonna take you out to a fancy dinner! Olive Garden or Red Lobster?"

6/22/2009 11:00:45 PM

someone PLEASE embed this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUkWuEjcUUc

6/22/2009 11:01:52 PM

pizzah hut?

6/22/2009 11:02:28 PM

i have a car, a job, and a pretty nifty major. lets do lunch

6/22/2009 11:02:28 PM

it ain't a fancy date unless he takes you to golden corral baby . . .
all the steak you can eat

6/22/2009 11:07:24 PM

I too have a car, a job, a nifty major and I like lunch. It's meant to be.

And pizza hut is a little high falutin for me. McDonald's 99 cent menu ftw!

6/22/2009 11:07:34 PM

somebody is gonna get their heart broken lol

6/22/2009 11:09:57 PM

there's a mcdonald's right across the street from me

6/22/2009 11:11:07 PM

this girl knows the way to my wallet

6/22/2009 11:11:18 PM

All girls learn the way to a man's wallet in Dating 101 when you're prepping to be a good debutante.

6/22/2009 11:13:12 PM

my credit card ends with 666 though...use with caution

6/22/2009 11:14:32 PM

so did you ever go out with the wow dude with a car?

6/22/2009 11:15:23 PM

considering it was half an hour ago, i'm gonna assume no

6/22/2009 11:16:24 PM

maybe she is out with him

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason : right now]

6/22/2009 11:17:32 PM

My credit card number ends with 69, so be careful.

No date with WOW car dude. Yet. If I get free McDonald's then I'm down. And if I'm lucky, maybe he'll let me join his guild!

6/22/2009 11:20:23 PM

Quote :

"it ain't a fancy date unless he takes you to golden corral baby . . . all the steak you can eat "

It's not fancy unless it's the International House of Golden Corral.

6/22/2009 11:22:21 PM

^^ you guys can make a 2v2 arena team together.

6/23/2009 12:19:17 AM

^^you damn straight.. . the most high-class, awesome place that has yet to exist!!! We're gonna make it happen though. Someday.

6/23/2009 12:21:32 AM

eres my dating criteria:


a. big tits

2. likes to fuck

c. keeps her mouth shut


thats money

6/23/2009 12:29:25 AM

WOW gold farmer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szM7x0N9Ru4#t=1m25s

6/23/2009 12:36:09 AM

^^ I agree, unless I want a bj

6/23/2009 1:01:18 AM

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 2:00 AM. Reason : k;h]

6/23/2009 1:59:50 AM

^^ bj ftw

6/23/2009 2:55:06 AM

any girl can give a good blow job if she actually tries


not any girl can keep quiet though

6/23/2009 2:58:20 AM

for realz

6/23/2009 3:45:40 AM

What are your thoughts on Shoney's? Is it too 'spensive? I don't want him to think I'm too high maintenance.

Otherwise, I would be happy with a five dollar foot dong.

6/23/2009 5:48:29 PM

pssh date someone who plays WOW; I'm going to go make a post on TWW about this

6/23/2009 5:51:02 PM

Quote :

"...but what if it's a really nice car?"

Seriously.

6/23/2009 5:53:33 PM

I have a car and a job

can i get up in it or what?

6/23/2009 5:54:44 PM

well now i think you should definetly go out with him, just cause i am curious as to see how it turned out, who knows, he might be normal

6/23/2009 5:56:23 PM

oh, and I have no idea what WOW means

6/23/2009 5:57:32 PM

I won't date anybody with less than three lvl 80s.

6/23/2009 5:58:50 PM

im assuming world of warcraft

6/23/2009 5:59:12 PM

World of Warcraft = WOW

He wants to get all up in my guild. In fact, he's a level 82. Which is just, well, dreamy.

I would go out with him if I could ride in his hot air balloon, if you know what I mean.

6/23/2009 5:59:29 PM

Speaking of real jobs, I showed my ex some pics from the Arcade Fire/Superchunk show before the election that showed Superchunk's kids sitting on the side of the stage with ear protectors on watching the show. She looks at me and goes, "They have kids? When are they gonna get real jobs?"

We had a discussion about it, and according to her, being a musician isn't a real job, even if you're successful. Thoughts?

6/23/2009 6:01:13 PM

I am assuming that is a video game?

NEAT!

6/23/2009 6:01:27 PM

Good thing she's your ex?

6/23/2009 6:01:54 PM

So she would leave you if you made $Millions a year as a musician?

I highly doubt it.

6/23/2009 6:02:36 PM

Quote :

"oh, and I have no idea what WOW means"

I don't believe you. Now, I haven't played it for one second but anyone who has ever watched TV in the past few years knows what that means because there are commercials for it pretty much every channel during every hour.

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : oh, ok... i thought you meant you had never heard of the game...]

6/23/2009 6:02:47 PM

I have heard of World of Warcraft, but I have never heard it referred to as WOW. I mean, it makes sense, I have just never heard it.

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : a]

6/23/2009 6:04:48 PM