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""I ordered you some new clothes! Hope you like them... I also ordered 4 or 5 dresses. Don't worry, those are for me See you soon!""

I love Lauren

6/24/2009 9:04:28 AM

yea shes a real firecracker in the sack

6/24/2009 9:07:27 AM

she's a firecracker... PERIOD!

I once saw her yell at some dudes in paint ball. She fired like 10 times at 2 ft away and didn't hit a god damn thing. Then she screamed at 3 of them saying they were out when she didn't hit them. They walked off the field because she said they were out.

6/24/2009 9:13:21 AM

Sounds like your wife may be retarded.

6/24/2009 9:14:31 AM

Are you sure those dresses aren't for you? Because it certainly seems like she has the balls in your relationship.

6/24/2009 9:17:09 AM

Well she has mine... that's for sure.

6/24/2009 9:19:15 AM

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"Sounds like your wife may be retarded."

6/24/2009 10:38:14 AM

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"Are you sure those dresses aren't for you? Because it certainly seems like she has the balls in your relationship."

This is true of every relationship, if you don't think so you're in denial or you're a virgin.

6/24/2009 10:42:27 AM

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay you married a cunt

6/24/2009 10:43:48 AM

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"I once saw her yell at some dudes in paint ball. She fired like 10 times at 2 ft away and didn't hit a god damn thing. Then she screamed at 3 of them saying they were out when she didn't hit them. They walked off the field because she said they were out."

some call this firecracker, some call it crazy

whatever dude, as long as you're happy, go for it.

6/24/2009 10:46:43 AM

wolfy nailed it

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 10:47 AM. Reason : try to find one that ain't crazy....impossible]

6/24/2009 10:47:33 AM

Shes taken it in the ass, MOS DEF.

6/24/2009 10:47:49 AM