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FroshKiller
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Let's come up with some original (or semi-original) cracks. Could be fun. I'll start it off:

Your mama's so broke her stripper name is Hyundai.

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:13 AM. Reason : THAT]

6/24/2009 11:00:56 AM

IRSeriousCat
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winner gets $1000.00 cash money.

6/24/2009 11:01:54 AM

Ragged
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thanks Wilmer

6/24/2009 11:01:59 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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yo mama so stupid we call her gunzz

6/24/2009 11:02:49 AM

gunzz
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haha... looks like someone has daddy issues

6/24/2009 11:04:58 AM

DeltaBeta
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Tu made, cabron!

6/24/2009 11:05:45 AM

bmel
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^^^isn't that a compliment?

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : i like carrots. ]

6/24/2009 11:05:48 AM

vinylbandit
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Your mama's so fat, she had to get gastric bypass surgery to reduce her chance of premature death.

6/24/2009 11:06:04 AM

TaterSalad
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Your mama's so concerned about global warming her stripper name is Prius

6/24/2009 11:06:42 AM

tartsquid
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Your mama's so ugly, even Flava Flav wouldn't hit it.

[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : but she really turns Bret Michaels on]

6/24/2009 11:07:23 AM

vinylbandit
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Your mama's so stupid, the government provided her with supplemental education to allow her to feed and clothe herself.

6/24/2009 11:08:09 AM

nastoute
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Your mama's so fast, her ass is sponsored by K-Y jelly.

6/24/2009 11:09:52 AM

nastoute
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Your mama's so retarded, she went into Harris Teeter, thought it was Harris Tweeter, and started screaming about how the employees we're beating her stupid ass.

6/24/2009 11:11:44 AM

TaterSalad
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Your mama's so lonely and socially awkward that she reads the wolfweb

6/24/2009 11:12:13 AM

FroshKiller
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Your mama's so fat her house is on mama arrest.

6/24/2009 11:16:36 AM

nastoute
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that's actually pretty good

I had to think to get it, but funny

6/24/2009 11:18:19 AM

vinylbandit
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Your mama's so fat, she was featured on an episode of ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and said episode was a two-part episode.

6/24/2009 11:18:36 AM

FroshKiller
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vinylbandit don't be gay

6/24/2009 11:19:28 AM

vinylbandit
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These are actual jokes that I've done on stage.

6/24/2009 11:21:25 AM

nastoute
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despite what you've heard, life is not a stage...

we'll it is, but you suck

6/24/2009 11:22:10 AM

vinylbandit
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That's the point.

6/24/2009 11:23:16 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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doing a joke on stage doesn't make it funny

6/24/2009 11:23:23 AM

scotieb24
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Your mama so fat, she performed 2 girls 1 cup solo

6/24/2009 11:24:40 AM

DeltaBeta
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YOUR MOM IS WELL BALANCED, HEALTHY AND AN OVERALL GOOD PERSON

6/24/2009 11:26:29 AM

FroshKiller
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Your mama's so fat her tampons say BOUNTY.

6/24/2009 11:26:44 AM

vinylbandit
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Quote :
"doing a joke on stage doesn't make it funny"


Once again, that's the point.

6/24/2009 11:27:34 AM

FroshKiller
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vinylbandit stop trying to be the andy kaufman of the wolf web

that title belongs to nastoute

6/24/2009 11:29:09 AM

vinylbandit
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i will stop trying to be andy kaufman on the wolfweb

however, i will not stop trying to be andy kaufman at popular kids shows

6/24/2009 11:30:07 AM

nastoute
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thank you very much

6/24/2009 11:33:48 AM

vinylbandit
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the elvis presley

6/24/2009 11:44:56 AM

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