Let's come up with some original (or semi-original) cracks. Could be fun. I'll start it off:Your mama's so broke her stripper name is Hyundai.[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:13 AM. Reason : THAT]
6/24/2009 11:00:56 AM
winner gets $1000.00 cash money.
6/24/2009 11:01:54 AM
thanks Wilmer
6/24/2009 11:01:59 AM
yo mama so stupid we call her gunzz
6/24/2009 11:02:49 AM
haha... looks like someone has daddy issues
6/24/2009 11:04:58 AM
Tu made, cabron!
6/24/2009 11:05:45 AM
^^^isn't that a compliment? [Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : i like carrots. ]
6/24/2009 11:05:48 AM
Your mama's so fat, she had to get gastric bypass surgery to reduce her chance of premature death.
6/24/2009 11:06:04 AM
Your mama's so concerned about global warming her stripper name is Prius
6/24/2009 11:06:42 AM
Your mama's so ugly, even Flava Flav wouldn't hit it.[Edited on June 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : but she really turns Bret Michaels on]
6/24/2009 11:07:23 AM
Your mama's so stupid, the government provided her with supplemental education to allow her to feed and clothe herself.
6/24/2009 11:08:09 AM
Your mama's so fast, her ass is sponsored by K-Y jelly.
6/24/2009 11:09:52 AM
Your mama's so retarded, she went into Harris Teeter, thought it was Harris Tweeter, and started screaming about how the employees we're beating her stupid ass.
6/24/2009 11:11:44 AM
Your mama's so lonely and socially awkward that she reads the wolfweb
6/24/2009 11:12:13 AM
Your mama's so fat her house is on mama arrest.
6/24/2009 11:16:36 AM
that's actually pretty goodI had to think to get it, but funny
6/24/2009 11:18:19 AM
Your mama's so fat, she was featured on an episode of ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and said episode was a two-part episode.
6/24/2009 11:18:36 AM
vinylbandit don't be gay
6/24/2009 11:19:28 AM
These are actual jokes that I've done on stage.
6/24/2009 11:21:25 AM
despite what you've heard, life is not a stage...we'll it is, but you suck
6/24/2009 11:22:10 AM
That's the point.
6/24/2009 11:23:16 AM
doing a joke on stage doesn't make it funny
6/24/2009 11:23:23 AM
Your mama so fat, she performed 2 girls 1 cup solo
6/24/2009 11:24:40 AM
YOUR MOM IS WELL BALANCED, HEALTHY AND AN OVERALL GOOD PERSON
6/24/2009 11:26:29 AM
Your mama's so fat her tampons say BOUNTY.
6/24/2009 11:26:44 AM
6/24/2009 11:27:34 AM
vinylbandit stop trying to be the andy kaufman of the wolf webthat title belongs to nastoute
6/24/2009 11:29:09 AM
i will stop trying to be andy kaufman on the wolfwebhowever, i will not stop trying to be andy kaufman at popular kids shows
6/24/2009 11:30:07 AM
thank you very much
6/24/2009 11:33:48 AM
the elvis presley
6/24/2009 11:44:56 AM