I say pain pills.

What say you tdub?

RIP

6/25/2009 9:27:33 PM

old age

6/25/2009 9:28:18 PM

He didn't die, he joined up with Elvis and Tupac

6/25/2009 9:28:41 PM

Super Adventure Club?

6/25/2009 9:29:29 PM

little chinese kid gave him the death touch when MJ tried to tickle his penis

6/25/2009 9:29:33 PM

Shark attack

6/25/2009 9:30:29 PM

Bubble's Revenge

Elephant Man accomplice

6/25/2009 9:33:12 PM

hot dog fingers

6/25/2009 9:35:04 PM

count choculitis

6/25/2009 9:36:22 PM

dental hydroplosion

6/25/2009 9:36:47 PM

demerol

6/25/2009 9:37:35 PM

kiddie raep

6/25/2009 9:38:47 PM

rectal implosion

6/25/2009 9:40:38 PM

People were thinking of this at work and I was the first to mention it.....but imagine giving him CPR...

6/25/2009 9:46:31 PM

Autopsy expedited to tomorrow, something's up.

Imagine stepping into his world for a second. His mind.....

6/25/2009 9:48:31 PM

Over-oxidation as a result of his hyperbaric chamber.

6/25/2009 9:49:45 PM

^^No, no thanks.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : -]

6/25/2009 9:49:51 PM

Now I guess his parents will try to get his kids to start singing for the money.

6/25/2009 9:50:12 PM

ball refill

6/25/2009 9:50:14 PM

arteries clogged

6/25/2009 9:52:34 PM

Lewis Black

6/25/2009 9:58:39 PM

OD'd on pain killers

6/25/2009 10:04:11 PM

kiddie dick

6/25/2009 10:05:28 PM

OD, prolly why he wasnt breathing

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2009 10:05:46 PM

oxycontin and xanax

or some other combo of opiates and benzos

100% sure

6/25/2009 10:31:14 PM

viagra OD

6/25/2009 10:32:07 PM

1. Cocaine (but that won't be released)
2. Heart attack
3. Pain pills of some kind

6/25/2009 10:35:50 PM

textbook [multiple] OD cardiac arrest

6/25/2009 10:37:27 PM

yep

6/26/2009 9:42:07 AM

My vote is for a cocktail of drugs son.

6/26/2009 9:42:37 AM

Quote :

"Shark attack"

6/26/2009 9:44:34 AM

My wife brought up the 'someone had to give him CPR' thought too.


My first thought was 'it's probably better that he went ahead and got off that trainwreck before it got much worse.' I'm sure he'd disagree.

6/26/2009 9:50:39 AM

An injection of potent Demerol that his fragile body couldn't take.

6/26/2009 10:06:07 AM

actually I'd like to change my vote to GOD'S POWERFUL HAND OF VENGEANCE

6/26/2009 10:09:20 AM

Quote :

"My wife brought up the 'someone had to give him CPR' thought too."

CPR doesn't involve mouth-to-mouth anymore. They use those big air bag thingies! So someone had to do compressions, but no one had to kiss the guy.

6/26/2009 10:11:08 AM

i bet he died moonwalking. you know, since the moon's atmosphere is all different and shit.

6/26/2009 10:14:37 AM

boo berry berry

6/26/2009 10:15:25 AM

http://www.michaeljackson.com/tickets/

new location for all upcoming shows: HELL

6/26/2009 10:15:40 AM

They said he was fine at rehearsal the night before, although late and listless. According to "the sources" this was normal for MJ.

6/26/2009 10:26:22 AM

if they're rushing the autopsy then something is fishy about the whole thing. i think i'm going with OD.

6/26/2009 10:27:59 AM

is this really up for debate?

6/26/2009 10:28:41 AM

Quote :

"Michael Jackson Doctor -- MIA Posted Jun 26th 2009 10:00AM by TMZ Staff Michael Jackson MIAWe've learned law enforcement is looking for a doctor who lived at Michael Jackson's home -- and the doctor is nowhere to be found. Law enforcement sources tell us a BMW belonging to the doctor was towed from Jackson's home last night. Cops are looking to interview the doc. A law enforcement source says the doctor gave Jackson an injection before he died. Jackson reportedly may have OD'd on Demerol. As we first reported, family members were concerned that Jackson was taking too much morphine. Jackson Family -- Demerol Shot Caused Death Posted Jun 26th 2009 9:56AM by TMZ Staff Michael Jackson demerol shotA close member of Michael Jackson's family has told us Jackson received a daily injection of a synthetic narcotic similar to morphine -- Demerol -- and yesterday he received a shot at 11:30 AM. Family members are saying the dosage was "too much" and that's what caused his death. Story developing..."

So far, tmz has been right.

6/26/2009 10:29:05 AM

Doc gave him too much and killed him? Or MJ's body just couldn't handle it anymore?

6/26/2009 10:30:12 AM

I dunno, being MIA is sort of like an admission of guilt.

DUNH DUNH DUNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH

6/26/2009 10:31:03 AM

That Demerol will fly you to the moon.

6/26/2009 10:31:41 AM

Due to the fact that micheal jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with HIM for a change.

6/26/2009 11:34:48 AM

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[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 11:36 AM. Reason : dp]

6/26/2009 11:35:40 AM

Murdered by Bubbles.

6/26/2009 11:36:26 AM

6/26/2009 11:36:58 AM

set 'em up!

6/26/2009 11:37:34 AM