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WillemJoel
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. . .there's a reason this isn't in entertainment

let's discuss this flick.

Cruise ship. Boards in a very mountainous region, with arguably 30-40 people on board, easily. Shows ship out on the open seas (clearly) during a storm, on its way to Manhattan. Also shows probably 6-7 people on the boat the entire time, while Jason just walks the fuck around picking off people unnoticed.

good shit.

6/28/2009 12:10:45 AM

zorthage
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one of the lamest in the series

no plot other than OMG Jason is alive and on a ship to a real city

6/28/2009 12:14:17 AM

BubbleBobble
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in before the move to Soap Box

6/28/2009 12:14:30 AM

poopface
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i own all the friday the 13ths.................def the worst one

6/28/2009 12:16:25 AM

WillemJoel
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ya i own em all, too.

and Jason X is the worst, with this right behind it.

6/28/2009 12:18:38 AM

zorthage
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that sounds about right

6/28/2009 12:20:14 AM

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beastmasters did this better(going to current day)...of course nothing beats star trek 4

6/28/2009 12:21:57 AM

Spontaneous
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The think it was scarier when the Muppets took Manhattan.

6/28/2009 12:28:39 AM

WillemJoel
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he just stabbed dude in the back with a very standard sized syringe, and it came out through his stomach.

seems the syringe ought to have been about, oh, 10-12", on the skinniest of blokes.

6/28/2009 12:31:56 AM

WillemJoel
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I'm going to wake up deservedly retarded tomorrow for having watched this as an adult.

6/28/2009 12:39:56 AM

Money_Jones
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this movie is where the name Money_Jones came from

6/28/2009 12:41:55 AM

WillemJoel
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son of a bitch just stood in the middle of TIMES SQUARE unnoticed, until the 2 lead characters saw him. Even as they freaked, no one else around did shit. until he broke those kids' boombox.

now, he's just broken into a diner, which is CLEARLY actually at Brighton Beach.

6/28/2009 12:50:59 AM

zorthage
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your mind is rotting, just so you know



and you'll have some crazy Jason dreams

6/28/2009 12:52:25 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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this is prob my favorite one. i lol my ass off everytime that boxer gets his block knocked off

6/30/2009 1:23:59 AM

BubbleBobble
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more like JTMONEYNCSU Takes Sports Talk amirite?

6/30/2009 1:25:35 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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ILL KNOCK YOURE BLOCK OFF

6/30/2009 1:26:37 AM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"YOU

ARE

BLOCK"

6/30/2009 1:26:56 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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JUST WAIT TIL I GET OVER THEYRE

6/30/2009 1:28:14 AM

jbtilley
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A movie worse than Jason X? I caught about 20 minutes of Jason X on the sci-fi channel about a year or so ago. It looked like it didn't even have the production values of a low budget TV show. All the suspense of an Ivory Soap commercial.

6/30/2009 7:17:33 AM

LaserSoup
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Quote :
"son of a bitch just stood in the middle of TIMES SQUARE unnoticed"


Ever been? People don't notice because either they did and they're attempting to not make eye contact or because it's not unlike the usual weirdness you see everyday.

6/30/2009 7:25:07 AM

WillemJoel
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yes i've been

if Jason Voorhees were around, just standing there, sopping wet with swamp scum, rotten skin, and a goddamn hockey mask on, I'd notice.

6/30/2009 8:15:09 AM

SaabTurbo
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Lets face it son, horror and other fake ass shit generally sucks ass son.

6/30/2009 8:17:17 AM

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