First it was a can of peanuts that I forgot here one day. And yes, the whole fucking can. To add insult to injury, he put the empty can back in the cabinet.

Then most recently, it was leftovers from an expensive dinner that I had the night before. This one really pissed me off because I was totally looking forward to getting to the office early and eating that shit for lunch.

His response when confronted was "well if you would have written your name on it, I wouldn't have eaten it".

To which I responded "I shouldn't have to write my name on shit. You knew it wasn't yours, so keep your hands off of shit that doesn't belong to you"

So, I ask you this TWW. What are some good revenge ideas? I had an idea of leaving leftovers in the fridge on day that I have spiked with habanero peppers. But I know that you all are some sick fucks, so I am open to your suggestions.

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 6:49 PM. Reason : a]

6/30/2009 6:47:12 PM

This thread. It has been made. Before.

6/30/2009 6:48:48 PM

Do like they did on Ultimate Fighter and pee in it..... or that other stuff.

6/30/2009 6:48:59 PM

Try this on for size



[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 6:51 PM. Reason : fixed it]

6/30/2009 6:49:20 PM

fill it full of laxative or some shit

6/30/2009 6:49:58 PM

maybe this is just me, but poop in a bag jumps out at me right away.

6/30/2009 6:50:21 PM

well the whole idea is that I WANT him to eat it the next time, so it needs to look good.

laxative is a GREAT idea

6/30/2009 6:51:05 PM

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"To add insult to injury, he put the empty can back in the cabinet."

hahaha

6/30/2009 6:52:52 PM

crush up some glass into a really fine dust, and use that to "spike" the food

once he starts coughing up blood, say something like "motherfucker, I told you to keep your goddamn lips off of my food, but you just couldn't listen...could you?!"

6/30/2009 6:53:40 PM

i, too, watched Oz

6/30/2009 6:54:06 PM

castor oil will go in almost anythign

6/30/2009 6:55:19 PM

def put something in it to make it taste like shit or def make him shit

6/30/2009 6:55:41 PM

maybe I can do a habanero/laxative combo. So not only will he be shitting his brains out, but it will burn like hell.

6/30/2009 6:56:04 PM

pepper spray coated jelly beans

6/30/2009 6:56:48 PM

laxatives are the most obvious answer

6/30/2009 6:59:06 PM

from wikipedia

Castor oil may be preferred when more complete evacuation is required.

plus it starts to work QUICK, evacuation in 2-6 hours

6/30/2009 7:02:22 PM

^seriously, how did this not seem like the first thing to do?

6/30/2009 7:03:15 PM

a friend of mine kept getting his Sun Drop cans stolen from him at work. After this happened a few times he took an empty can and pissed in it, added some soda water so it would fizz when opened, and carefully soldered the top shut. His drinks were never stolen again.

6/30/2009 7:07:59 PM

please let us know what happens

6/30/2009 7:08:20 PM

colon cleanse powder in something sweet or spicy to mask the taste of the powder.
Habanero or birds eye peppers would be good.


I would caution on the side of doing anything too harsh. He sounds like the type to bitch about and get you in trouble.

6/30/2009 7:10:03 PM

does castor oil have a flavor?

6/30/2009 7:18:16 PM

it varies from very very mild odor/taste to no odor/taste

6/30/2009 7:25:13 PM

I will most likely mix it in with some mexican food, so it shouldn't be a problem.

either that or I will mix it in some buffalo wing sauce and make a batch of wings.

6/30/2009 7:29:24 PM

well if you have food and you put it in the fridge and it just happens to give him the massive shits what is he going to do? Tell the boss he ate your food and then had to shit abunch?

just make sure you dont kill him.

6/30/2009 8:53:14 PM

whatever method you choose, report back here with video of his humiliation.

6/30/2009 8:56:03 PM

[tww is a blog]

6/30/2009 8:56:33 PM

Quote :

"a friend of mine kept getting his Sun Drop cans stolen from him at work. After this happened a few times he took an empty can and pissed in it, added some soda water so it would fizz when opened, and carefully soldered the top shut. His drinks were never stolen again"

i'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one

6/30/2009 8:56:33 PM

eatin' co-workers' food, I'm rude

6/30/2009 10:12:37 PM

take food to work thats too old to eat but still looks/smells legit but let it sit in your own fridge for a few days so it appears as new in the work fridge

dont let it get too old though

you can go a step further and put your real lunch in the fridge with your name on it, so he doesn't suspect the other food container is yours and knows to place blame once he's sick

and to be fair, when using a community fridge, its common practice to put your name on shit.

my first thought when i read the title was "doesn't he live with his coworker? why is he mad that shes eating his food?"

6/30/2009 10:19:49 PM

You shouldn't have to put your name on food. People know what is theirs and what's not.

My dad told me a story about how my grandfather and some of his co-workers used to have a drink that was yellow like Sun-Drop that they would drink throughout the day and leave up on a window seal. Well one day around lunch time he found his drink was gone, which happened 2 other times later that week. Well my grandfather filled the bottle with urine and the next day he quickly found out who was stealing his drink.

You could always make something with a hallucinogen in it and get the co-worker to freak out at work. Like most everyone else though, I would bring some food with a very good laxative mixed in.

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 10:52 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2009 10:50:04 PM

make a sandwich and jizz into the mayo

6/30/2009 10:52:20 PM

^ That would be pretty hilarious actually.

6/30/2009 10:52:59 PM

this sounds like the prequel to another djeternal loses his job thread

6/30/2009 10:53:03 PM

If someone wants to bring a jizz-filled sandwich or laxative filled brownies to work for lunch, that's their own perogative. If someone else eats those then they get what they deserve for being a thief.

6/30/2009 10:55:50 PM

syrup of ipecac


he`ll be puking!!

7/1/2009 1:17:56 AM

would she eat some packages of cranberry trailmix that i KNOW have ecoli?

7/1/2009 1:18:55 AM

i vote for the hallucinogen in the food

7/1/2009 1:20:35 AM

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"syrup of ipecac"

seriously, that shit will make ANYONE puke. almost immediately, too.

7/1/2009 1:22:42 AM

I'm gonna go with EMCE's idea

7/1/2009 1:23:12 AM

^^^^ rofl i think i remember you telling me about that shit...

7/1/2009 1:24:23 AM

and there's no point in ejaculating into the food, it's not going to have any physical effects on him

7/1/2009 1:25:05 AM

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"and there's no point in ejaculating into the food, it's not going to have any physical effects on him"

Unless you have an STD...

7/1/2009 1:25:43 AM

touché

7/1/2009 1:26:38 AM

lax, habineros, and some sort of hallucinogen like stated earlier. just put it in some mexican food. he will be freakin out, blowin some burning shit out and probably wake up the next day just thinking that that mexican food really fucked him up so you will be able to do it all over again

7/1/2009 1:34:36 AM

I don't think a hallucinogen is a good idea, because it's illegal and is likely traceable back to him

7/1/2009 1:36:27 AM

use some bacteria from some stale water so he has liquid shits for a few days straight

I'm not sure how to extract it though

7/1/2009 1:39:07 AM

7/1/2009 1:44:54 AM

so whats up with those things having ecoli

7/1/2009 1:45:50 AM

back when peanuts were being recalled...this product has said peanuts

7/1/2009 1:46:22 AM

Quote :

"and there's no point in ejaculating into the food, it's not going to have any physical effects on him"

until you tell him you did it, then they might throw up and probably won't steal anymore food from you.

it's not like the guy can complain about it without admitting that he's been stealing from his co-workers.

7/1/2009 1:47:15 AM