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lucyinthesky
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Last night, I was moving boxes from my old house to the new house and I got pulled over for making an illegal right turn on red. Worse, I realized that I didn't have my current proof of registration and insurance on hand. That's three marks against me--and the red light issue would be three points on my license.

The cop ran my info, then came back and said, "I'm going to be your new bff." He only wrote me 2 citations for not having up-to-date information on me. Should cost $7 to fix.

I said, "Oh, you are so my new bff."

He goes, "You should Myspace me. Have a great night."

I wanted to tell him that facebook was better, but I figured I wouldn't press my luck. After I got home and unpacked the my car, I realized that I had a body wedge in my backseat. It's designed for workouts, but it looks like a sex wedge. Perhaps he saw it and liked what he saw?

And, the bigger question, should I Myspace him?

7/1/2009 7:56:52 AM

Fhqwhgads
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was he hot as fuck?

7/1/2009 8:01:58 AM

lucyinthesky
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I wouldn't throw him out of my bed for eating cookies.

7/1/2009 8:05:55 AM

cddweller
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lmao, you do have a way of putting things.

7/1/2009 8:07:30 AM

gunzz
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esp. if he was eating your cookies .... ooooooooo

7/1/2009 8:53:58 AM

thumper
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HAH!

Myspace him, and tell him to Facebook you. Then see if he gets upset when he sees you're married to Bruce Lee. If he doesn't get upset, he's a keeper.

7/1/2009 8:55:46 AM

grimx
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7/1/2009 8:57:00 AM

dyne
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I, too, have been let go by police for minor infractions.

7/1/2009 8:57:30 AM

Apocalypse
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Invite him over for some late night donuts and coffee. That's bound to seal his deal

7/1/2009 9:04:40 AM

Stimwalt
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Myspace us

7/1/2009 9:06:07 AM

BoBo
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I actually got a written warning for speeding ... how nice is that? ...

7/1/2009 9:06:26 AM

thumper
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^^Man, some of those guys have too many muscles. And some of them are just...too black. So I'll take baldy, top right.

^I got pulled over for tailgating a cop on 440 when I was 19. He politely told me he pulled me over "because you were riding my ass". I promptly informed him I was late for class (at NCSU) and got a written warning for tailgating on the highway.

7/1/2009 9:09:46 AM

lucyinthesky
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In the previous ten times that I've been pulled, I've never gotten a ticket. Or a written warning. All verbal warnings.

And those dudes are waaayyy too muscular for my taste. Yikes!

7/1/2009 9:20:42 AM

sumfoo1
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lols....

ohh wait.. you mean a cop hit on a girl he pulled over.... no way!!

7/1/2009 9:24:51 AM

lucyinthesky
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I think the sex wedge in the backseat may have helped.

7/1/2009 9:29:58 AM

IRSeriousCat
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this thread is definitely not what I expected.

didn't even deliver as promised.


also, there weren't really enough words for a warning.


0/10

7/1/2009 9:30:54 AM

pilgrimshoes
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but sex wedges are ++

7/1/2009 9:33:16 AM

pooljobs
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i would let you off with a verbal warning

7/1/2009 9:33:47 AM

SaabTurbo
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So basically you got out of it because you look good.

Nice!

7/1/2009 9:33:51 AM

TKE-Teg
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How the fuck is "late for class" an excuse for tailgating? Damn you women and your powers over men.

Unless you can't see the sign, you should never turn right on red. You're just asking for it. Plus, they usually only have that rule in intersections where you can't see traffic coming too far from either direction.

7/1/2009 9:34:36 AM

sumfoo1
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i agree... this wasn't fun with cops this was flirting with cops


imho cops=bad... only the older ones are cool (after they have worn off this whole i have to prove my man-hood thing) and if thats your type heck go for it

this was not fun though...

fun would have been .... welll..... funny....

7/1/2009 9:36:13 AM

thumper
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Quote :
"How the fuck is "late for class" an excuse for tailgating? Damn you women and your powers over men."


I didn't tell him that as an excuse. I just told him where I was going, and why I was in a hurry. I didn't actually think I was tailgating him, I was maybe 2 car lengths back. He then informed me that at 70mph I should be about 7 car lengths back. To which I replied with batting eyelashes and a smile "Yes sir".

Then I went to class with my written warning.

7/1/2009 9:36:16 AM

lucyinthesky
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Perhaps I should have said, "Potential for Fun With Cops"

7/1/2009 9:40:06 AM

SaabTurbo
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That might have been better my son.

7/1/2009 9:41:05 AM

sumfoo1
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aww ur gonna jump his bones... lols

7/1/2009 9:41:07 AM

lucyinthesky
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Nightsticks
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That's the way we like to F*&#!

7/1/2009 9:42:13 AM

sumfoo1
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let us know how it turns out...

7/1/2009 9:44:29 AM

thumper
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Face Down, Ass UP!

That's my mantra.

7/1/2009 9:44:54 AM

Stimwalt
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Something tells me he was hoping for a citizens' arrest.

7/1/2009 9:45:25 AM

optmusprimer
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wtf is a sex wedge

7/1/2009 9:52:07 AM

SaabTurbo
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Some kind of small nugget of goodness I assume son.

7/1/2009 9:53:23 AM

thumper
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this is the exercise version.

i can't google search SEX WEDGE from work

7/1/2009 9:53:42 AM

lucyinthesky
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http://www.examiner.com/x-1916-Sex--Relationships-Examiner~y2009m6d30-Sexy-Toys-Review-Liberator-Wedge--Ramp-Combo-better-sex-through-geometry

Mine is bigger and it's designed for crunches. But it looks disturbingly similar.

^ That's exactly what I have!

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:54 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 9:53:52 AM

SaabTurbo
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NICE SON

7/1/2009 9:54:19 AM

dyne
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i love when people behind me beep at me because im not turning on red, when clearly there is a "no turn on red" sign in visible range.

7/1/2009 9:55:13 AM

vonjordan3
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dont go out with cops

7/1/2009 9:55:38 AM

AndyMac
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I have been pulled over 4 times and haven't gotten a ticket yet.

7/1/2009 10:03:42 AM

lucyinthesky
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^^ I won't date him. I just want to be poke buddies.

7/1/2009 11:38:50 AM

Apocalypse
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never understood that about facebook... if you want the guy or girl's attention, say something, don't "poke" them...

unless it's a proposition... I guess

7/1/2009 12:14:22 PM

SaabTurbo
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I thought she meant something else when she said poke buddies son...

7/1/2009 12:38:01 PM

Stimwalt
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^^ Damn son, you need to get laid son. You don't even speak the language son, damn son.

7/1/2009 1:37:43 PM

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