Poll:

1) What do you wear on a first date?
(a) Dinner/Drinks
(b) Activity Date--i.e., bowling, mini-golf, Gatorland
(c) Casual Encounters from Craigslist Excursion

What do you like your date to wear on a first date?
(a) Dinner/Drinks
(b) Activity Date--i.e., bowling, mini-golf, Gatorland
(c) Casual Encounters from Craigslist Excursion

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 8:31 AM. Reason : Specifics!]

7/2/2009 8:22:37 AM

1. assless chaps and a mesh tanktop
2. a burqa

7/2/2009 8:24:42 AM

depends on what you're doing.

7/2/2009 8:24:52 AM

^

7/2/2009 8:25:44 AM

I have a first date tonight at a wine bar.

Though I had another first date last Sunday and we started at a wine bar, then the guy wanted to go to a titty bar. What can you wear that takes you from wine bar to titty bar? Please note: I politefully declined said titty bar excursion, as it was a school night.

7/2/2009 8:27:00 AM

Is this first date with the WoW guy?

7/2/2009 8:33:47 AM

why don't you check the dress code for the titty bar. he'll be at least that dressed up. and then you can pick what you're wearing based on that.

7/2/2009 8:35:07 AM

No WoW guy ... can't bring myself to do that.

Broke down and joined match. I have a different date lined up for every night of the week through Tuesday. It's overwhelming. At least I can recycle outfits!

7/2/2009 8:35:22 AM

tit burqa

7/2/2009 8:35:28 AM

sounds like you need better first dates

7/2/2009 8:35:42 AM

I feel like a simple sundress would be applicable to most of those dates. If its extra fancy just show your tits more.

7/2/2009 8:38:17 AM

Extra fancy? Like, Shoney's or Golden Skillet?

7/2/2009 8:40:37 AM

Gatorland is second date material. Homeboy is going all out. overalls and no undershirt is appropriate attire for that place, male or female.

7/2/2009 8:46:06 AM

Quote :

"Broke down and joined match."

You should have started with this.

7/2/2009 8:46:15 AM

i was gonna go all out and describe each scenario, but once it boiled down to it i am a jeans and tshirt kinda gal...throw a sundress or skirt in there every now and then and that's 'bout right.

but for casual encounters...definitely a furry suit

7/2/2009 8:46:20 AM

^ Does it matter which furry suit? Like, what type of animal says, "I'm a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets"?

^^^ And Gatorland is a great date spot. Way better than The Holy Land Experience, I've discovered.

7/2/2009 8:49:11 AM

does it matter what you wear?

the clothes will probably just end up on his floor anyway...

7/2/2009 8:50:57 AM

lucy seems like a "panties on the car's floorboard" kind of girl...i don't know that she'd wait for the bedroom to lift the skirt (probably won't wait for him to ask, either)

7/2/2009 8:55:53 AM

Who the hell wears panties on a first date? Prudes.

7/2/2009 8:57:31 AM

AMEN, SISTER!

7/2/2009 8:58:21 AM

With me it doesn't matter, because your clothes end up on the floor promptly.

7/2/2009 9:01:33 AM

a tube top and booty shorts. duh

7/2/2009 9:05:55 AM

^ Would stripper shoes be overkill with that ensemble? Or should I go barefoot, a la Britney?

7/2/2009 9:10:21 AM

Stripper shoes are a necessity with that ensemble. And make sure your tramp stamp is displayed properly. Guys really dig those I hear.

7/2/2009 9:14:02 AM

Yes we do.

7/2/2009 9:19:16 AM

In the last two years, I wore what I usually wear casually, just a little nicer. That way you don't start from the top looking your best, and then that's what's expected all the time, and let's face it... no one looks their best all the time. And if a girl (I guess in this case a guy) can look past that... then you're on a path.

Worked out fine for me. I guess it's a little bit of a test, but hell, they don't deserve your best if they can't deal with your worst.

7/2/2009 9:44:00 AM

Who the hell wears panties on a first date? Prudes.


there...i fixed it for you

7/2/2009 11:09:50 AM

Doesn't really matter - no one will ever love you.

7/2/2009 11:11:08 AM

if i were going out on a first date with lucy I would wear somethin very nice and take her to an upscale restaurant. The second date would be more casual, I would cook for her and watch movies on the couch.

7/2/2009 11:13:34 AM

my answer to all of the questions is "t shirt and jeans"

7/2/2009 11:19:02 AM

Quote :

"First thing, I could never love you. You sound like ritchy bitch yo' Fuck You! but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all, and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!?). Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay. I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day. I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN! Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'. as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack! "

7/2/2009 11:26:34 AM

T-shirt and jeans. But I'm a dude.

Wear some kind of short dress (but not too short). I've been seeing this girl who wears what it seems like the exact same style dress every single time we hang out. Whether we go somewhere nice or to a minor league baseball game. Its perfect. Wish I could describe it better, but I don't know girl's clothes.

7/2/2009 11:31:27 AM

recently went on a first date. i wore shorts and a polo. she wore jeans and some kind of top (great description, i know).

just be casual.

7/2/2009 11:38:07 AM

if you're not comfortable in what you're wearing it'll show/come across in the way you act

7/2/2009 11:39:30 AM

7/2/2009 11:39:31 AM

my fuckin sweaty workout clothes

its character if she dont like it she has no character

7/2/2009 11:51:16 AM

Do designer accessories scare people away? BC I wear a ton of knock-off shit. I think it's hilarious.

But my last date called me out on wearing a Chanel handbag. He seemed relieved when I explained that it was a knock-off.

7/2/2009 12:01:34 PM

i'm with you...


i actually have some authentic stuff...but it was super bargain shit

7/2/2009 12:06:15 PM

Your last date was a gay

7/2/2009 12:56:17 PM

Quote :

"I feel like a simple sundress would be applicable to most of those dates. If its extra fancy just show your tits more."

A nice dress is flirty, without being slutty. Dressy without being formal.

With the right dress you can wear flip flops with it while playing golf, change shoes and add accessories for dinner / drinks, and shuck it quickly for an impromptu skinny dipping expedition.


/homo


Also:

Quote :

"Do designer accessories scare people away? BC I wear a ton of knock-off shit."

It depends. I'll spend extra for quality if I think it is worth it. I'm a sucker for Patagonia button up shirts. They look good on me, they're well made, and the company backs them up. I can respect people who do the same.

People who buy knock offs just so it looks like they've got the cash to spend on frivolous purchases? Yeah, not sure about that.

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 1:16 PM. Reason : I can spot a Vera Bradley fake from across the room.]

7/2/2009 1:02:34 PM

if your date is wearing ed hardy, punch him in the face.

7/2/2009 1:07:43 PM

If he's wearing an Ed Hardy shit that doesn't fit properly kick him in the balls as well.

7/2/2009 1:53:59 PM

1)
a. Clothes
b. Chu Clothes
c. No Clothes

2)
a. Clothes
b. Me Clothes
c. No Clothes

7/2/2009 1:55:19 PM

khakis & dress shirt

you know

fucking boring... the way the bitches like it

7/2/2009 2:00:04 PM

Quote :

"Your last date was a gay"

7/2/2009 2:02:50 PM

go commando

7/2/2009 2:18:49 PM

7/2/2009 3:33:36 PM

Quote :

"People who buy knock offs just so it looks like they've got the cash to spend on frivolous purchases? Yeah, not sure about that."

tackiest thing ever.

i hate that. seriously.
it may be my top pet peeve - a total deal breaker for me.

7/2/2009 3:42:40 PM

Knock off are not funny. ESPECIALLY purses.

http://ihatecounterfeitbags.info/dontbuyfakes

7/2/2009 4:55:12 PM

I just think it's silly to drop $300 on a purse. Just bc you have money doesn't mean you should waste it all on accessories.

7/2/2009 5:06:37 PM