So if you have big titties and you're all like "OMG MY TITTIES ARE TOO BIG" or maybe you're a n00b and you're just a queer college freshman ready to absorb whatever your queer professors say:

Give me your phone number. I love your titties and (if you nag me enough) I'm rich.[farmland/lakefront property that im too lazy to fuck with']

also don't talk to notdnl or bubblebobble

they are queer and have touched each other's cocks when they got bored maybe six or seven times

7/2/2009 11:59:55 PM

Touching cocks does not make you queer.

I saw it on Mythbusters.

7/3/2009 12:04:09 AM

NO... But making a titties thread with no pics of titties makes you gay

7/3/2009 12:05:29 AM

not dnl has already been talked to fwiw

7/3/2009 12:08:35 AM

dont cut the big boobies off nooooooo

7/3/2009 12:13:48 AM

I, too, enjoy these

7/3/2009 12:14:28 AM

Oh hai

Message sent!

7/3/2009 1:17:44 AM

my inbox is not green


i detect shenanigans

7/3/2009 1:18:20 AM

itt: watch fermat meet his wife

7/3/2009 1:23:08 AM

ME TOO

BOOBIES

7/3/2009 1:25:40 AM

http://www.niggaflip.com

7/3/2009 1:27:02 AM

i got this friend you see
he makes me feel
i wanted more than i could steal
i arrest my self from where i should
i go out of my way to (kurt cobain was probably queer)

7/3/2009 1:37:00 AM

boobs ftw

if you SAY anything more than a handful is a waste you should be SHOT

7/3/2009 2:56:53 AM

once I measured... I have 2 1/2 hands on each side

7/3/2009 3:13:15 AM

hi guys how are you doing

7/3/2009 3:15:30 AM

just when desperation starts to set in.....

Quote :

"I'm rich."

7/3/2009 3:27:14 AM

fermat and i are definitely in the minority on this one

7/3/2009 7:15:34 AM

fermat, send me some titties

7/3/2009 9:34:24 AM

I too love biguns

7/3/2009 10:42:52 AM

Why, something else Fermie and I have in common.

7/3/2009 10:43:37 AM

Fermat also likes chins

7/3/2009 10:45:40 AM

Btw I am wifey

I would like to count how many hands will fit but I'll let Fermie do it for me.

7/3/2009 10:50:31 AM

^^what chins?

7/3/2009 11:03:33 AM

creepily enough, this pic was taken by a guy that routinely snaps secret pics of girls with his camera phone :-/

7/3/2009 11:05:27 AM

but i don't remember taking that one at all.

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 11:15 AM. Reason : oh wait nvm]

7/3/2009 11:15:11 AM

who that is?

7/3/2009 1:31:28 PM

good morning (afternoon) titties thread

7/3/2009 1:54:21 PM

7/3/2009 2:13:55 PM

^butterface...


i, too, have killed a few deer and taken nude pix with them

7/3/2009 2:15:22 PM

face of a man

7/3/2009 2:15:52 PM

My god, that face is not particularly attractive. Scrolling up from underneath the picture fakes you out cause it seems like it could have potential. But then you get to the top of that torso and shit starts going downhill son.

7/3/2009 2:19:38 PM

more like buttereverythingexceptboobs (and even then only if you don't look at the transition between the boobs and the rest of her torso)

7/3/2009 2:50:28 PM

poor he-she

everyone's talkin shit about shim

7/3/2009 2:51:21 PM

^^

7/3/2009 2:58:40 PM

that picture might have ruined my day

7/3/2009 3:00:48 PM

that's a man with boob implants

(i like the boobs though)

7/3/2009 7:18:23 PM

this thread sent my wang through the gauntlet of emotions

7/3/2009 7:24:14 PM

looks like a meth head

and she didnt shoot that thing, she chased it down and killed it with her hands

7/3/2009 7:26:45 PM

Quote :

"i, too, have killed a few deer and taken nude pix with them"

wait, wat?

7/3/2009 7:56:56 PM

7/3/2009 9:26:36 PM

boobs

7/3/2009 9:30:19 PM

that manimal-thing stole the show

7/3/2009 9:40:32 PM

agreed

7/3/2009 11:46:42 PM

7/3/2009 11:59:09 PM

Those are some nice vintage melons. Her face is a bit off putting though, but I guess that doesn't matter when shes either over 100 or dead.

7/4/2009 1:19:24 AM

[Edited on July 4, 2009 at 2:42 AM. Reason : k]

7/4/2009 2:34:56 AM

I wish someone would follow me around and hold my boobs for me. I don't like bras.

7/4/2009 2:59:15 AM

you rang?

7/4/2009 8:29:05 AM

7/4/2009 12:54:11 PM

jizz in my pants

7/4/2009 12:59:21 PM