Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
It's an upcoming thriller about a couple that adopts a kid. Later they find out that the kid is evil.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is "no, this idea has never been done before."
Starring Saaaarsgaaaaaaard and the shrink from The Depahhted. 7/3/2009 12:35:48 AM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
superficial details aside, how is the premise different from The Bad Seed or The Good Son? 7/3/2009 12:53:48 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
um, The Omen but with a girl 7/3/2009 1:08:09 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sick of "creepy kids" in movies. it's lame and played out. I bet she draws a creepy picture at some point and has some stupid laugh that's supposed to be creepy.
I have hope but not expectations. The Spanish movie The Orphanage was good even though it seemed like the same ole creepy kids movie. And the trailers look good, I like the grayish colors of the movie.
and on another note, the celebrity couple name for Gyllenhaal and Saarsgaard should be "Aaaaaaaah" 7/3/2009 1:16:49 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Didn't they make that joke on SNL? 7/3/2009 1:18:37 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno ... maybe? I don't watch the show. maybe those fuckers should hire me as a writer!! 7/3/2009 3:38:09 PM |
AlliePaige All American 4510 Posts user info edit post |
I saw this trailer. I think she's more mean/evil than creepy/evil. She gets adopted and then tried to kill the couples real kids so she's the only one the parents will love. Something along those lines.
And her name is Ester...ugh. I think the tag line is "Something's wrong with Ester" I just can't get over that stupid name 7/3/2009 4:11:00 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
The Omen is what I thought of too
These movies piss me off because all you gotta do is smack the shit out of the kid 7/3/2009 4:51:30 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and on another note, the celebrity couple name for Gyllenhaal and Saarsgaard should be "Aaaaaaaah"" |
They're registered at Craaaaaate and Baaaaaarrel.
Quote : | "She gets adopted and then tried to kill the couples real kids so she's the only one the parents will love." |
The trailer had something about them finding out that the orphanage has no record of her, so I get the feeling that there's a stupid/borderline retarded plot twist.7/3/2009 5:13:47 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
The twist most likely has to do with something super natural.....ie the Omen 7/3/2009 5:16:44 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
7/4/2009 7:53:54 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 4, 2009 at 7:54 PM. Reason : dp]
7/4/2009 7:53:54 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Best. Trailer. Evar.
Ever creepy kid cliche ever is in it. WHAT'S UP SLOWLY CREAKING SWINGSET!!! 7/5/2009 1:35:48 AM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
rofl 7/5/2009 11:20:41 AM |
Wraith All American 27257 Posts user info edit post |
I instantly thought of the Good Son with ole Macaulay Culkin. Mr. Highway ftw. 7/5/2009 2:48:33 PM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
this movie was pure dog shit. 7/30/2009 5:15:28 AM |
rjrumfel All American 23027 Posts user info edit post |
I read the synopsis on Wikipedia b/c I knew I'd never watch it. The twist is about the most retarded thing I've heard of in a while. 7/30/2009 6:11:18 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^
Quote : | "so I get the feeling that there's a stupid/borderline retarded plot twist." |
-Mr. Joshua
Quote : | "Later that night, Esther tries to seduce an inebriated John. John realizes Kate was telling the truth all along, and threatens to call the orphanage. Esther, angry at being spurned, stabs him to death. Max witnesses this and hides in her closet.
As Kate is coming out of sedation, she gets a call from the Saarne Institute's director, Dr. Värava (Karel Roden), who reveals that Esther isn't a 9-year-old girl, but a 33-year-old woman named Leena Klammer. She has hypopituitarism, a disorder that stunted her physical growth, and has spent most of her life posing as a little girl. The doctor tells Kate that Esther is dangerously psychotic, and has killed dozens of people. Kate rushes home, where Esther shoots her in the arm before taking off after Max.
Their chase takes them outside to a frozen pond, where Kate and Esther struggle before falling through broken ice. Kate crawls out of the hole, followed by Esther, who begs for her life, addressing Kate as her mother. Kate angrily responds that she is not her mother, and kicks Esther in the head, breaking her neck and sending her back into the pond to drown." |
[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 6:33 PM. Reason : .]7/30/2009 6:32:19 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
it wasnt too bad actually, compared to most horror thrillers these days 8/5/2009 12:46:38 AM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, I fucking called she was a midget/Gary-Coleman-person during the preview 8/5/2009 11:10:40 AM |
xvang All American 3468 Posts user info edit post |
Not bad. I'm not into the pure gore type films like Saw (i.e., The Collector), so this was a refreshing one to watch. Had a decent plot. Though, there were a lot of plot holes. Enjoyable for the most part.
[Edited on August 6, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : 7/10] 8/6/2009 1:17:19 PM |