Anybody got one? Heals quick?

7/3/2009 10:00:16 AM

get the ampallang

7/3/2009 10:01:37 AM

FRENUM SON.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS LOCATION SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH FOR IT AT WORK SON.

7/3/2009 10:03:24 AM

The area underneath the head of the penis, up toward the tip.

7/3/2009 10:04:28 AM

Can you live without sex for 6 weeks, maybe more? Cuz it's at least a 6 week heal time. Prince Albert's heal much faster.

That being said, I like my penises without metal attachments.

7/3/2009 10:06:33 AM

So, is this something that people seriously enjoy doing son?

Shoving rods through their cock son?


What happens if they damage your cock son?

My cock is too precious to risk on such a retarded venture my son.

7/3/2009 10:11:47 AM

That's partly why I was thinking frenum. It doesn't go through the cock, just some of the loose skin underneath.

7/3/2009 10:12:55 AM

Sounds risky son. There are nerves and shit son.

You tryin to have a numb cock son?!


I mean, I don't generally allow strangers to handle my cock, let alone and stab it with things son.

7/3/2009 10:13:54 AM

Why get anything like that in the first place? I just can't see how it benefits you at all, and I personally don't think it would feel too good having a random piece of metal attached to the underside of the cock.

What purpose exactly does it serve? Does it feel good for you, or for her? Or both?

7/3/2009 10:14:37 AM

Supposed to feel good for both. I don't know, it would be the first.

7/3/2009 10:15:05 AM

Get condoms that are "Ribbed for her pleasure" and call it a day.

7/3/2009 10:15:55 AM

I also think it looks cool.

7/3/2009 10:16:33 AM

Cocks don't generally "look good" in my opinion. But having a metal rod on the underside would make it look "less good" and more "weird". At least, in my eyes.

7/3/2009 10:17:42 AM

Quote :

"I also think it looks cool."

So you're saying you've been looking at pictures of cock online? This changes everything.

7/3/2009 10:18:18 AM

7/3/2009 10:36:30 AM

I request a test run of said piercing.

Also I think cocks look cool so go for it.

On another note, I need a boob massage.

7/3/2009 10:41:52 AM

Massage boobs with cock.

7/3/2009 10:42:27 AM

I believe you are on the right track son.

7/3/2009 10:46:56 AM

7/3/2009 10:50:01 AM

Quote :

"Can you live without sex for 6 weeks"

[quote]

the difference in perspective between the married and the perpetually single is pretty funny. 6 weeks isn't terrible.

7/3/2009 10:50:34 AM

I'm married.
He's married.

It's an honest question. While most women would probably be OK for 6 weeks, I'm not sure most men could handle it.

7/3/2009 10:51:51 AM

Quote :

"I mean, I don't generally allow strangers to handle my cock, let alone and stab it with things son."

i lol'd at this one

7/3/2009 10:52:07 AM

6 weeks is nothing son, but it's difficult if there's somebody right there trying to fuck you for that entire 6 weeks son. So, it's probably a lot easier to go 6 weeks as a single person son.

7/3/2009 10:52:14 AM

^this guy could massage my boobs with his cock

No really. I'd let him.

7/3/2009 10:53:04 AM

7/3/2009 10:53:43 AM

Damnit son you're too fast.

TheDuke can massage my boobs is what I was going for.

7/3/2009 10:54:04 AM

7/3/2009 10:54:26 AM

Do it. It doesn't hurt at all, and as long as you give it time to heal it shouldn't give you any problems. Just don't try to rail a bitch too soon after getting it done. It won't end well.

7/3/2009 10:55:05 AM

So does that 6 week period mean NO sexual activity, including that of a masturbatory nature? Cuz I don't know any guy who can go 6 weeks without anything

7/3/2009 10:56:47 AM

pwnt

I will go and massage my own boobs now.

7/3/2009 10:57:34 AM

^^ I meant that going 6 weeks without another person being involved in the process isn't particularly bad.

7/3/2009 10:58:19 AM

Of course it would be. But does a frenum piercing require you to stay away from all of those types of activities, or just sex? Could you go 6 weeks without jerking it? I don't really know of a guy who could.

7/3/2009 11:01:48 AM

I bet you'd have to go 6 weeks without jerking it and that sounds worthless son.

WORTHLESS.


Not only that, but what happens if you rip this piercing out son? Now your piss might be flyin everywhere and stuff when you go to the bathroom and you might end up pissing all over yourself from now on or something. I mean, what the fuck son? This sounds dangerous for your cock son. You should value that shyte a bit more son. Don't be tearin it up by shoving metal rods through it son.

7/3/2009 11:02:32 AM

nah mang you just move the bead out the way when you gotta pee

7/3/2009 11:19:34 AM

I think I'm going to do it. Have to find a good, clean place in the Charlotte/Gastonia area now.

7/3/2009 1:04:56 PM

wikipedia getting graphic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenum_piercing

7/3/2009 1:07:56 PM

7/3/2009 1:08:41 PM

Quote :

"nah mang you just move the bead out the way when you gotta pee"

But again son, what happens when you RIP THE MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF YOUR COCK? That was the issue I was bringing up son. Like, the fact that piss may end up flying everywhere because now you have multiple orifices in your cock son.

7/3/2009 1:10:55 PM

SON

7/3/2009 1:12:11 PM

I just don't see how that ^^^ is pleasurable.

Besides, who wants metal clanging around in their mouth when they're trying to give a proper blowjob?!

7/3/2009 1:17:04 PM

Hell son, that shit might chip a toof!

7/3/2009 1:18:09 PM

sounds gay.

7/3/2009 1:18:58 PM

this has bad idea written all over it

7/3/2009 1:23:44 PM

I keep telling him, letting people shove metal rods through your cock is the WORST FUCKING IDEA EVER son. If you have a perfectly good cock there is no reason to risk fucking it up son.

7/3/2009 1:27:43 PM

might as well fuck a robot

7/3/2009 1:28:26 PM

I'm guessing he doesn't have a PERFECTLY GOOD COCK and is hoping this will make it better?

7/3/2009 1:28:33 PM

^ Yep

7/3/2009 1:29:42 PM

^you forgot to insert SON in that post

plz try again

7/3/2009 1:34:36 PM

THERE'S NO RULES TO SONNIN UP SON

7/3/2009 1:43:39 PM

Quote :

"The area underneath the head of the penis, up toward the tip."

I'm sure your boyfriend will love it.

7/3/2009 1:45:03 PM