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nastoute
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She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said...

7/3/2009 2:07:25 PM

SaabTurbo
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NAW

7/3/2009 2:08:01 PM

j_sun
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don't you chunder on my blouse asshole

7/3/2009 2:08:32 PM

Larry Coker
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Do you come from the land down under?

7/3/2009 2:12:23 PM

j_sun
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7/3/2009 2:20:40 PM

SaabTurbo
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NAW SON.

7/3/2009 2:22:00 PM

j_sun
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The Australian government is VERY worried about your safety online. So serious that they are willing to waste millions of tax payer dollars advertising the most epic 84 million dollar porno filter the world has ever seen. Unfortunately said filter was quickly proven by a 16 year old boy to be a complete piece of shit. Good work Johnny. You did the country proud.

You too can download this mind easing tool which will 100% protect you from the horrors of the internet from netalert.gov.au. Beforehand however take note that it's at least 100% likely ED is blocked. Fucking kangaroo humpers.

In 2007 Ruddkips promised that if elected he would implement a world class "adult content" filter that if installed would monitor all internet traffic in Australia. Sound familiar? Ruddkips also has a degree in Asian Studies and speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese hence one can only deduce that Ruddkips is a filthy communist and must be purged before he can start setting up gulags.

7/3/2009 2:31:49 PM

mytwocents
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my parent's are there right now

btw, when I was there last year....I had some vegamite just so that I could say I had it. Probably the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Why anyone would WANT to eat that crap is beyond me.

7/3/2009 2:46:21 PM

ShawnaC123
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your parent's what?

7/3/2009 5:08:06 PM

mytwocents
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australia.....

7/3/2009 5:11:42 PM

Republican18
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Where is my vegemite sandwich.




my mom went to Australia and tasted vegemite, and said it tasted like ass

7/3/2009 5:13:45 PM

dustm
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more disturbingly, your mom evidently has tasted ass

7/3/2009 5:19:35 PM

mytwocents
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vegamite is horrid. I mean there are some things that taste like shit to me that I'm sure taste great to others, but I honestly do not now how a person would want to WILLINGLY eat that shit. I couldn't even describe the taste to you because it is so unlike anything I've ever eaten.

7/3/2009 5:30:15 PM

JK
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plaaaaaaay the best soooong in the world

or I'll eat your soul

7/3/2009 6:59:55 PM

DeltaBeta
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Learn where fucking apostrophes are necessary and where they're not. Then learn to spell Vegemite.

That is all.

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 8:02 PM. Reason : On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.]

7/3/2009 8:01:26 PM

0EPII1
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if you are new to vegemite, you obviously don't know how to eat it.

you are supposed to spread some butter on a slice of bread, and then spread a VERY THIN layer of vegemite on top of the butter (so you only use 1 slice). i guess to dilute the taste even more, you could spread the vegemite on another slice and make a sandwich with the buttered slice.

but the important thing here is that the layer of vegemite needs to be very very thin. the first time i tried it, i made the mistake of spreading it like i would spread butter. BIG mistake... tasted horrible. then my wife showed me how to do it (she is british and they have "marmite", the british and NZ version of vegemite), and i must say that i found it pleasant in taste. it gave a complex salty tanginess to the butter which was agreeable in taste.

it is quite a nutritious food, btw.

funny thing is it is owned by Kraft, an american company! (marmite is owned by Unilever)

btw, this is a good description of how it tastes, from wikipedia:

Quote :
"The taste may be described as salty, slightly bitter, and malty — somewhat similar to the taste of beef bouillon."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite

and marmite:

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"The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty and savoury with umami qualities, somewhat comparable to soy sauce."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

and finally:

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"Learn where fucking apostrophes are necessary and where they're not. Then learn to spell Vegemite."


[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : how do you spell vegetable? VEGATABLE???]

7/3/2009 8:22:03 PM

Chop
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Vegemite:an australian::pimento cheese: my dad

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 8:26 PM. Reason : .]

7/3/2009 8:25:16 PM

0EPII1
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Ha! A version owned by the Mars company!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promite

7/3/2009 8:27:32 PM

Republican18
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i want to taste vegemite,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ,]

7/3/2009 8:31:20 PM

mytwocents
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fucking a people....i've been laying out in the sun all day and have been listening to my nephew singing fucking Dora, Diego and Backyardigan songs all day. MY BAD FOR SPELLING VEGEMITE wrong and putting an apostrophe in parents. OMG I FUCKED UP MY APOSTROPHE PLACEMENT IN THIS THREAD!:LK@$J@LK$ PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A PUNCTUATION LESSON ASAP!!!!!!!!!

7/3/2009 8:41:17 PM

DeltaBeta
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Most times when people have already realized they have made themselves look like an idiot, their first course of action is to stop doing it.

7/3/2009 8:44:25 PM

mytwocents
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um....yeah? Did my ALLCAPS bother you this time? wtf

7/3/2009 8:52:48 PM

DeltaBeta
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No, I figured you to be an irrational, screaming banshee. So the all caps seemed rather appropriate, really.

7/3/2009 8:53:58 PM

mytwocents
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Well I often scream like an irrational banshee so clearly you base your assumption on fact...

oh.....and did you also know that I like to roll my eyes like a crazy banshee?

7/3/2009 9:01:58 PM

SMILEY MAN
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7/3/2009 9:04:14 PM

DeltaBeta
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Freud says thanks for bringing up crazy.

Keep digging.

7/3/2009 9:05:33 PM

j_sun
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crikey

7/3/2009 9:44:13 PM

mytwocents
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If you're talking to Freud, then I think it's you who's bringing up crazy

7/3/2009 10:14:00 PM

SMILEY MAN
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7/3/2009 10:17:28 PM

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