Stop being too long for my medium sized frying pan. I love you, but i hate it when the ends of you dont cook as much as the rest of you and end up all rubbery

7/4/2009 12:46:33 PM

lol

7/4/2009 12:49:21 PM

if only it wouldn't rupture the very fabric of space/time to cut the bacon in half and then cook it that way



if only

7/4/2009 12:53:10 PM

You know you can put it in a microwave and get the same thing with less grease, right?

7/4/2009 12:55:24 PM

Griddle time.

7/4/2009 12:56:54 PM

^^^lol

7/4/2009 12:57:14 PM

oh i still eat the rubbery ends but it's all chewy and not as satisfying as a nice crispy crunch

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7/4/2009 1:00:43 PM

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7/4/2009 1:13:52 PM

dear bacon

7/4/2009 1:19:14 PM

Dear Bacon,

Thanks for the Scientific method

Regards,
AndyMac

7/4/2009 1:36:07 PM

7/4/2009 1:38:06 PM

dear bacon,

<3 you.

7/4/2009 1:45:13 PM

<3 diet coke w/ bacon

7/4/2009 1:47:09 PM

that's why you should bake your bacon, and weave it into a mat while you're at it

7/4/2009 1:48:16 PM

I love rubbery bacon

7/4/2009 1:48:58 PM

flemsy bacon ftw

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7/4/2009 1:50:43 PM

Dear scissors?

7/4/2009 2:08:43 PM

Quote :

"if only it wouldn't rupture the very fabric of space/time to cut the bacon in half and then cook it that way if only "

LOL

7/4/2009 2:11:51 PM

that would be fine if i wanted to eat pieces of bacon. but i want to eat strips of bacon.

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7/4/2009 2:53:00 PM

If I were there I would eat the ends for you cause I like my bacon floppy instead of crispy.

7/4/2009 3:03:20 PM

ive got something for your bacon strip

7/4/2009 3:08:11 PM

i'm too young for that kind of stuff

7/4/2009 3:09:23 PM

But what is the difference in eating two half strips and 1 whole strip. Just saying

7/4/2009 3:09:51 PM

good point. why do they even sell bacon in strips anyway. they should just blend it into a paste so you can smear it like jelly

thats not a half bad idea actually

7/4/2009 3:11:49 PM

grind up bacon
form into thin patties
fry
enjoy

7/4/2009 5:36:50 PM

I prefer my bacon rubbery

7/4/2009 5:39:18 PM

^^^
haha

7/4/2009 5:54:56 PM

you know you could cut the bacon strips in half.

7/4/2009 7:06:42 PM

^ don't even go there!

7/4/2009 10:04:37 PM

Quote :

"I prefer my bacon rubbery"

I also, prefer my bacon rubbery and dipped in maple syrup. It's delicious.

7/4/2009 10:13:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

7/4/2009 10:19:02 PM

Quote :

"if only it wouldn't rupture the very fabric of space/time to cut the bacon in half and then cook it that way if only "

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7/4/2009 10:22:10 PM

i bake that shit

frying it is for suckers

if course, you have to do whole slab at a time, so be prepared to make breakfast for the next several days in one sitting

7/4/2009 10:24:58 PM

never tried chocolate and bacon ^^

7/4/2009 10:26:01 PM

^^who says you have to do a whole slab at a time? just do a few pieces.

7/4/2009 10:30:26 PM

PRESS BUTTON


RECIEVE BACON

7/4/2009 10:34:06 PM

Quote :

"CUT IN HALF"

Quote :

"NOT THAT HARD"

7/4/2009 10:59:13 PM

Pussies. All of you.

I fry dat whole pound and kind of "rotate" the cooking stock.

two or three pieces out one end, slide the rest down, and put new strips in at the other end.

If you have a big griddle that spans two burners on the stove...well, that is MONEY.

7/5/2009 3:07:57 AM

we tried to grill bacon wrapped hot dogs yesterday

it did not end well

7/5/2009 1:31:43 PM

find shorter pigs

7/5/2009 1:36:30 PM

bacon wrapped chicken breasts on the grill are awesome.

7/5/2009 1:36:41 PM

i ate a bacon wrapped filet last night

it was TRES delicious

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