7/5/2009 1:00:22 PM

with a bat

7/5/2009 1:01:03 PM

Why would you kill a bat?

7/5/2009 1:04:44 PM

because it's our 4th one of the summer and i'm getting tired of them

and the mosquitos aren't really an issue

and they're dime a dozen

and it winked at me

7/5/2009 1:05:58 PM

hey bat, don't wink.

7/5/2009 1:06:50 PM

don't kill it

7/5/2009 1:09:27 PM

call batman......get it.....bat man

7/5/2009 1:13:29 PM

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"and the mosquitos aren't really an issue"

if you start killing bats, mosquitoes will be an issue.

7/5/2009 1:13:43 PM

how are they getting inside?

7/5/2009 1:14:20 PM

i'll kill it to send a message to all of his bat friends:

Stay out of our house, keep doing your job = life
flop around in between the window panes and freak the shit out of me when i'm drinking my morning coffee = death


^ they must wiggle their way in. but i've investigated the window and there are no gaps anywhere. sneaky little bastards

[Edited on July 5, 2009 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ^]

7/5/2009 1:16:30 PM

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"and it winked at me"

i just lol-ed over that one

maybe it wants to mate with you

don't kill a bat! put in in a cave..... or something....

7/5/2009 1:16:47 PM

Unless it's the same bat getting in every time, killing it will not solve your problem.

7/5/2009 1:22:28 PM

bats can communicate, right?

if so i'll kill it slowly to make sure his friends get my message

7/5/2009 1:34:05 PM

whisper him sweet nothings and he will return to his friends. i suspect he is lonely.

but you're his only friend! you can't kill him. he NEEDS you!

[Edited on July 5, 2009 at 1:35 PM. Reason : /]

7/5/2009 1:35:01 PM

mayhaps i shouldn't yell at him every time i see him

7/5/2009 1:36:04 PM

make a high-pitched bat noise and he shall go away

7/5/2009 1:37:40 PM

would a dog whistle work?

7/5/2009 1:39:42 PM

not sure. they communicate with high pitched noises....it may....

7/5/2009 1:47:28 PM

7/5/2009 1:50:49 PM

please dont kill it, if you are having problems please call a wildlife service to remove it and then prevent others from coming in.
i heart bats and heart the ones i worked with

7/5/2009 2:02:37 PM

get one of these ultrasonic dog wistle type of products:
http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=4636772

7/5/2009 2:02:59 PM

thats not going to get rid of bats. do you have an occasional one or they are IN your house?

7/5/2009 2:05:41 PM

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"There are only three possible reasons you had a bat in your house or building. 1. Most Likely: The bat's nest or colony is somewhere in your house. Bats do not live alone. The colony often establishes a nest along a roofline, behind siding, behind a chimney, inside walls, or even in an attic. The first sign of infestation is often a bat appearing in the house. 2. Fairly Common: The bat used to have a nest in the house or building, and is trying to find its way back. If you have had bats excluded from your home in the past 12 months (or longer if it was a serious infestation), the bats will instinctively keep trying to return to their old nest from time to time. An open window or door may be exploited by the bat as it tries to find its way home. 3. Very Rare: The bat just accidently flew in your window. There is no food or water for bats in your home. The confined spaces of your rooms, along with the fact that you live there - make the interior of a house a place bats would normally want to avoid. Interestingly, most people first assume their case is situation #3 above. It is often only after a person has a bat in the house on several occasions they begin to suspect they have an infestation."

http://www.getbatsout.com/batinhouse.htm

7/5/2009 2:12:09 PM

you have rabies now lol

7/5/2009 2:14:44 PM

Get a pest control expert out there to search for any other bats that are in your house, to remove them, and to figure out how the dick they're getting in there. They should know what to look for and can give you advice on what to do. I'd guess what you'll likely be doing is taking a can of great stuff or some caulk and filling in a bunch of tiny little gaps that you can't really see all over your house.

Definitely don't kill the bat either, they're useful creatures (like spiders on steroids).

7/5/2009 2:16:04 PM

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"with a bat"

ahahhahahaha. You win fleetwud.

7/5/2009 2:32:56 PM

wtf, Do you live at holly hill or something

[Edited on July 5, 2009 at 2:43 PM. Reason : lol]

7/5/2009 2:43:04 PM

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"and it winked at me"

hahaha

7/5/2009 2:58:22 PM

7/5/2009 3:04:36 PM

with fire

7/5/2009 3:13:36 PM

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"and it winked at me"

Why does that make you want to kill it?
Clearly it thinks you're a pretty cool guy

7/5/2009 3:17:31 PM

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"Very Rare: The bat just accidently flew in your window."

i think this is the case

BTW, i didn't kill it. my housemate released it

there were no lessons taught today

7/5/2009 7:15:20 PM

i saw a dead bat on my apartment porch today. . wtf

7/5/2009 7:58:47 PM

With a cat

7/5/2009 8:00:58 PM

should have winked back

7/5/2009 8:02:18 PM

If you kill it, its whole family will show up for the funeral and they'll never leave.

7/5/2009 9:04:12 PM

Buy a bat house for it to live in.

7/5/2009 9:17:03 PM

7/5/2009 9:19:43 PM

give it a printout of this thread

7/5/2009 9:38:24 PM

i love in that gif when the cat turns around all dramatic and badass like

7/6/2009 9:05:29 AM

7/6/2009 9:08:34 AM

WHY WOULD YOU KILL A BAT


i love bats

7/6/2009 9:44:54 AM