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DeltaBeta
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When I wear one of my favorite button up shorts, some of my pubic hair tends to stick out a little bit. The next button down is too low and I'd look like a reeree so that's not an option. I don't want to intimidate my co-workers with my overt sexiness, so is this acceptable?

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : *]

7/6/2009 1:15:07 PM

SaabTurbo
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Honestly son, I try to keep dat shit trimmed up pretty well. Can't be having shit out of control son.

Basically son, my cock creates this large bulge in my pants and it can't be hidden son. That's what usually intimidates people son.

7/6/2009 1:17:24 PM

wdprice3
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NO BUSH

7/6/2009 1:17:53 PM

DeltaBeta
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I'm also scared my new cock piercing is gonna be a problem in these shorts. HALP!

7/6/2009 1:19:10 PM

SaabTurbo
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Look son, you should not have let anyone put a rod through your cock.

But now that it's done, I guess you'll just have to deal with it son.

7/6/2009 1:20:46 PM

DeltaBeta
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It hurt like a bitch.

7/6/2009 1:21:21 PM

SaabTurbo
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Somehow I'm not surprised son.

7/6/2009 1:21:45 PM

DeltaBeta
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They said the piss coming out the hole underneath is normal for a few days too, but it still kind weirds me out.

7/6/2009 1:22:59 PM

SaabTurbo
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Yep son, remember that I told you this would happen son.


AHEM SON:

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"Not only that, but what happens if you rip this piercing out son? Now your piss might be flyin everywhere and stuff when you go to the bathroom and you might end up pissing all over yourself from now on or something. I mean, what the fuck son? This sounds dangerous for your cock son. You should value that shyte a bit more son. Don't be tearin it up by shoving metal rods through it son."


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"Like, the fact that piss may end up flying everywhere because now you have multiple orifices in your cock son."



HOW LONG AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP BEING A FATHER TO YOU? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS ON YOUR OWN SON?!

7/6/2009 1:23:32 PM

DeltaBeta
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You did indeed. And now I do have to wonder if I have ruined a perfectly good cock. I'll let you know how it turns out.

7/6/2009 1:24:25 PM

SaabTurbo
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YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN THE QUOTES CAUSE I HAD TO ADD THEM AFTER YOU RESPONDED SON.

7/6/2009 1:26:39 PM

DeltaBeta
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They were seared into my brain, son. Much like the searing pain my cock has now endured.

7/6/2009 1:27:23 PM

j_sun
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:carlface:

7/6/2009 4:01:34 PM

vinylbandit
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1. You wear shorts to work?
2. Men should not wear shorts. Acceptable situations include: yard work, swimming, playing sports, and playing drums.

7/6/2009 4:20:32 PM

NyM410
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It's a parody thread.

But I wear shorts all the time in the summer. And I won't apologize for it.

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : not to work of course, though]

7/6/2009 4:21:32 PM

DeltaBeta
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NO APOLOGIES ITT

7/6/2009 4:22:28 PM

EUSWALO
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NAIR (not McNair)

7/6/2009 6:24:50 PM

jackleg
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Quote :
"2. Men should not wear shorts. Acceptable situations include: yard work, swimming, playing sports, and playing drums."


hahah i totally agree, and vote that this topic needs its own thread

(as i would like to vote 'sunday evenings with no underwear')

7/6/2009 6:26:36 PM

evan
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Quote :
"1. You wear shorts to work?
2. Men should not wear shorts. Acceptable situations include: yard work, swimming, playing sports, and playing drums."


i see nothing wrong with shorts

7/6/2009 6:38:51 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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you also don't see anything wrong w/ having another man's penis in your ass

7/6/2009 6:41:00 PM

Kodiak
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shorts are the worst

7/6/2009 7:35:55 PM

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