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Lionheart
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its terminal

I felt really happy when I heard and now I feel guilty

7/6/2009 11:58:25 PM

qntmfred
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testicular cancer?

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : V HAHA FUCK YOU GUY. GOTTA GET UP PRETTY LATE AT NIGHT TO BEAT QNTMFRED AT INTERNETING]

7/6/2009 11:58:58 PM

EdFurlong
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is it testicular?

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : BITCH!]

7/6/2009 11:59:15 PM

j_sun
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ball karma

7/6/2009 11:59:44 PM

Lionheart
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^^^ &^^ I asked thinking it would be appropriate but my source did not know

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : ^x]

7/6/2009 11:59:45 PM

EdFurlong
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out of curiosity, why did he punch you in the balls? was it one of those "whats the capital of thailand" questions?

7/7/2009 12:05:32 AM

NCSUStinger
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one of the committees i served on at state had a ball punching tradition

but i dont think anyone has a grudge, everyone gave and received pretty equally

its just funny when you see two guys talking and one guy nails another, and then they dont lose a beat in whatever they were talking about

7/7/2009 12:09:41 AM

Lionheart
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there was a phase in high school where some of the idiots decided to just start punching dudes in the balls and laughing

unfortunately the Guildford county educational system was not good enough for them to be able to include wit or word with random acts of violence

7/7/2009 12:10:25 AM

Lionheart
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ball punching is not to be tolerated ever

and I don't understand dudes who treat this like its something you should just dick around with

7/7/2009 12:11:26 AM

ThePeter
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^^^lemme guess, you followed any ball attack with "ZIIIIINNNNNNNGGG " and whimpered "ziiiiinnnnnnnggg " when you got hit?

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 12:12 AM. Reason : ^]

7/7/2009 12:12:14 AM

NCSUStinger
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no, this was before the zing phase, like i said, it was pretty much unspoken, and meetings just kept going

7/7/2009 12:13:58 AM

Rat Soup
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"ball punching is not to be tolerated ever

and I don't understand dudes who treat this like its something you should just dick around with"


me and my high school friends went through this phase where we used to sack tap each other when we were seniors in between classes. we only did it to each other though. we never involved random people.

7/7/2009 12:21:40 AM

EdFurlong
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random people sack slapping is a mistake, people get very pissy. but with friends they laugh because usually nobody has the best aim to hit someone square in the nads

7/7/2009 12:23:34 AM

qntmfred
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wait, did you just say sack tap each other?

7/7/2009 12:24:00 AM

Lionheart
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wtf is wrong with you people

this isn't cool or funny, its a fucking travesty that society has gotten to the point where you don't get knocked the fuck out for this shit.

7/7/2009 12:25:12 AM

NCSUStinger
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after some practice, it becomes an art, you can reduce a man to mickey mouse on the high notes in 1.3 seconds

7/7/2009 12:26:18 AM

EdFurlong
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agreed.

7/7/2009 12:28:11 AM

Rat Soup
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"random people sack slapping is a mistake, people get very pissy. but with friends they laugh because usually nobody has the best aim to hit someone square in the nads"


i got hit square in the nuts a couple times, and i got a few of my friends pretty good too.

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"wait, did you just say sack tap each other?"


yeah. smacking someone in the balls with the back of your hand over their clothes. not nearly as bad as a punch, but it's enough to make someone feel uncomfortable for a few seconds.

Quote :
"wtf is wrong with you people

this isn't cool or funny, its a fucking travesty that society has gotten to the point where you don't get knocked the fuck out for this shit."


lighten up man

7/7/2009 12:33:39 AM

0EPII1
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lot of ~s up in here... touching guys' balls

i thought it only happened in countries where education was segregated... guess i was wrong

7/7/2009 8:29:55 AM

DeltaBeta
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There's queers everywhere man. Even in Iran, despite what Uncle Mahmoud says.

7/7/2009 8:52:55 AM

0EPII1
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^ definitely... but i wasn't talking about queers.

i was referring to [straight] boys in MS/HS grabbing/smacking each other's balls or smacking each other on the ass.

7/7/2009 8:55:57 AM

Mindstorm
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^^^ I'd figure it would happen wherever there's a bunch of insecure homophobes, whether due to societal reasons or other reasons.

It's good that you felt guilty after having a moment of happiness that some random guy who was a dickhead to you with frequency (it was with frequency, right?) is now given a death sentence by cancer.

I had a similar reaction when a negative family event randomly happened to a person who used to be a "friend" of mine. That guy nearly got me killed by electrocution, toxic fumes, and by smashing into my back so I landed teeth/face first into a metal pole on the side of a trampoline (I'm lucky it was my teeth and not my throat). I may be going to hell for it, but so be it. That guy was a dick.

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ^]

7/7/2009 8:58:51 AM

0EPII1
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it would make me quite happy if a few certain people in this world would just die or get terminal cancer/heart disease/whatever.

(people who have stolen from me and refused to give me back what they stole)

7/7/2009 9:01:52 AM

DeltaBeta
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Quote :
"i was referring to [straight] boys in MS/HS grabbing/smacking each other's balls or smacking each other on the ass."


Latent homosexuality. They'll lead straight "normal" lives until one day their wife and kids come home to find them wrapped in plastic wrap and with a guy in a gimp costume ramming their ass.

7/7/2009 9:05:03 AM

Rat Soup
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man, some of you guys seem to have really big chips on your shoulders...

7/7/2009 12:51:52 PM

Lumex
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I have never gone through any kind of ball punching/touching/tapping/grabbing phase in high school. I could never understand why all the meatheads thought it was funny.

7/7/2009 1:13:45 PM

Rat Soup
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^ my friends and i weren't meatheads, but each one of us did play at least 1 sport. we were just a group of guys who were generally liked by just about every kind of clique in our class and also happened to be extremely immature.

7/7/2009 1:24:44 PM

0EPII1
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i don't want my balls being touched by another guy, even through clothing, and even if by a friend

i don't want to be hit in the balls... something that is very painful and could have disastrous consequences

therefore, i must have really big chips on my shoulders, and i need to lighten up

7/8/2009 4:09:13 AM

Fermat
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nutcancr

7/8/2009 4:35:24 AM

0EPII1
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So the nutsmackr gets nutcancr?

Sounds fair

7/8/2009 4:53:07 AM

Fermat
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i think he had nut cancer or something i dont remember. it was probably the jews or george bush's fault or something you'll have to ask him

7/8/2009 4:54:23 AM

Noen
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Quote :
"i don't want my balls being touched by another guy, even through clothing, and even if by a friend

i don't want to be hit in the balls... something that is very painful and could have disastrous consequences

therefore, i must have really big chips on my shoulders, and i need to lighten up"


That's because you're a goddamn bitch. And I wouldn't be suprised if you were an American Beauty closet homo.

There's no damn disasterous consequences from a sac tap . And no one is touching anyone's balls, dude. It's called being secure in your own sexuality and having friends. Apparently two subjects you know very little about. Physical contact is a big part of platonic bonding, regardless of sexuality or orientation. The more shit you go through with someone, the closer you identify with them.

Goddamn you are a pretty worthless human being sometimes

7/8/2009 6:05:58 AM

0EPII1
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I am a worthless human being because I don't bond with my male friends in your chosen way, WTF? You need to look up "worthless human being" in the dictionary of life (or on BING).

Or because I am not rich and don't drive a Lotus

In some African and Amazonian tribes, they fuck each other up the ass to BOND and as a rite of passage into adolescence ... I am sure if I chose THIER method to BOND, you would call me a faggot... I can't win, can't I? I am very very sure that even if I called Tom Cruise (or any other dude) attractive, you would call me a flaming homo. So, STFU about your platonic bonding and being secure in your sexuality, you hypocrite.

Fucking jerk.

Get off your holier than thou, completely non-sensical perch.

7/8/2009 6:17:43 AM

Apocalypse
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Wait a minute... What African and Amazonion tribes are you talking about?

7/8/2009 6:21:22 AM

0EPII1
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I don't know their names... look it up on Google. I saw it on Discovery and NatGeo.

7/8/2009 6:24:51 AM

Apocalypse
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right... So nutsmacking is ok...

But getting your ass fucked... that's a rite of passage...

7/8/2009 6:25:58 AM

Noen
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Is the best thing you have against me that I drive a nice car? One that I worked my fucking ass off for years to be fortunate enough to afford.

Look you little shit, I've earned everything I've gotten in my life, unlike silver spoons like yourself. I've worked since 15, I paid my own way through school, I've supported myself since I left for college at 18. And I have a wonderful family, both of my parents came from pretty horrible poverty and earned the little they have, both of whom are still working full time, now into their retirement years.

As usual you make fucking stupid, completely unbased claims and judgements about people. You are apparently incapable of seeing anything other than black and white in any situation. Do you really not understand the difference between FRIENDS goofing around and having fun, versus a tribal right of passage involving anal rape?

Seriously? Seriously? You might want to look into psychiatric help, because that is some scary extreme thinking.

7/8/2009 1:01:26 PM

ThePeter
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I, too, think sack tapping is ~

7/8/2009 1:06:53 PM

TreeTwista10
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hahah OEP wants to have sex with Tom Cruise

7/8/2009 1:07:03 PM

spaceurface
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hahah OEP wants to have sex a right of passage with Tom Cruise

7/8/2009 1:11:09 PM

Lumex
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Where I went to school, the "Sack Tapping" was not limited to friends. It was typical for one of the less popular kids to get hit in the balls by a passing group of jocks, who would then laugh and cat-call the unfortunate student as they walked away.

Being one of the less popular ones, I managed to catch on to this behavior early and preemptively shield myself with my binder when I pass the typical pack of thugs. Nevertheless, it was a source of anxiety for many kids in the school, and I do have a chip on my shoulder.

7/8/2009 1:46:19 PM

JeepMan311
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Quote :
"its terminal

I felt really happy when I heard and now I feel guilty
"




he kicked you in the balls, now god has kicked him in the balls

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : cant get shit right]

7/8/2009 3:23:01 PM

FroshKiller
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JeepMan311

once your n00b aura wears off,

how do you intend to distinguish yourself from Jeepin4x4?

7/8/2009 3:24:01 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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or Jeepman for that matter

7/8/2009 3:24:21 PM

JeepMan311
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Quote :
"once your n00b aura wears off,

how do you intend to distinguish yourself from Jeepin4x4?"



i dont know, and dont really care lol

7/8/2009 3:25:57 PM

Fail Boat
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Tyler got kinda owned by euler up there.

7/8/2009 3:26:37 PM

FroshKiller
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NeuseRvrRat reveals hidden depths to your situation

let's not forget Jeepxj420, either

7/8/2009 3:27:47 PM

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