I'd fuck me
7/7/2009 10:23:34 AM
my what yellow eyes you have!
7/7/2009 10:27:21 AM
What's worse than a cat lady?A CAT MAN
7/7/2009 10:28:02 AM
goddammit kiwi now i have the scatman song in my head
7/7/2009 10:28:56 AM
hah hah
7/7/2009 10:29:36 AM
ahahahahaha awesomeEverybody stutters one way or the otherSo check out my message to you.As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.If the Scatman can do it so can you.Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stuttersBut doesn't ever stutter when he sings.But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right nowThat the stutter and the scat is the same thing.Yo I'm the Scatman.Where's the Scatman ? I'm the Scatman.[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:30 AM. Reason : Where's the Scatman?]
7/7/2009 10:29:40 AM
My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.
7/7/2009 10:30:17 AM
I always wondered what happened to Willie Aames from Eight Is Enough.[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ``]
7/7/2009 10:35:59 AM
he turned into a particularly horrible brand of yuck
7/7/2009 10:38:00 AM
that looks like he's on the celebrity tic tac toe thing
7/7/2009 10:39:22 AM
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!
7/7/2009 10:41:40 AM
7/7/2009 10:43:46 AM
Goodbye horses!
7/7/2009 12:42:04 PM
bttt for the fat bitches that i can skin and wear as a woman suit
7/7/2009 10:43:04 PM
ehhhwouldjer?
7/7/2009 11:20:30 PM