she keeps hitting my feet every time i walk into another room. im about to dropkick her threw the wall[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : word fail]
7/8/2009 1:05:16 PM
Don't tell me about it if you do son, cause I'll hurt ya.
7/8/2009 1:05:36 PM
wow thats one ragged out vagina!
7/8/2009 1:05:42 PM
^
7/8/2009 1:05:59 PM
this cat is from the seventh layer of hell.
7/8/2009 1:19:28 PM
7/8/2009 1:20:20 PM
TESTICULAR ATTACK CAT
7/8/2009 1:20:43 PM
my fuckin cat keeps sitting her fat ass on my blinds, and she shits on the floor like one foot from the litter box
7/8/2009 1:21:07 PM
that's what you get for owning a fucking cat
7/8/2009 1:23:34 PM
^^that last bit isn't normal. Do you keep the litterbox cleaned out? Most cats instinctually know to use the litterbox, so she may not like the litter you use, or the litter box is too small for her... or she could be sick, but not likely with shitting. Usually if a cat starts peeing everywhere it has a UTI.[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:24 PM. Reason : arg.]
7/8/2009 1:23:53 PM
Yeah, when they shit over the edge it is generally because the box is too small or it is dirty. It can also mean that there isn't enough litter in there and piss and shit is running all over their feet when they try to go.
7/8/2009 1:25:04 PM
it be clean as hellits not all the damn time but at the same time it dont happen enough for me to be really lookin for it every day so its always a surprise, and i can see the motherfucker shit in the box that very day, maybe i should put the box in a better locationbigger box might solve my problem, shes shittin in a tin can atm[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : d]
7/8/2009 1:27:17 PM
^actually, the whole "poop right in front of the litter box" thing isn't them actually pooping on the floor. it's them pooping in the litter box and failing to properly pinch it off, then jumping out of the litter box and dragging their ass on the carpet until said poopy comes out of their ass.true story.
7/8/2009 1:27:37 PM
well what the fuck do i do about that
7/8/2009 1:28:22 PM
my cat just sits there and waits for me to walk. then when i get around a corner she runs and hits my ankles and shit. it gets so aggravating, one day shes gonna do it and imma be waiting there with something to throw at her. i had a little water bottle i would squirt at her when she clawed on the couch and shit, maybe u should start that again
7/8/2009 1:29:11 PM
you can't really do anything about it unfortunately. it doesn't happen that often for my cats either.as humans, we know that if we can't pinch one off, we sit there a minute, push a little harder - and then pinch it off and wipe our ass. but cats don't understand that concept.
7/8/2009 1:29:30 PM
i have never met your cat, but i feel comfortable saything that i too hate your cat
7/8/2009 1:29:47 PM
^^Actually that usually only applies if it's little pieces. Whole shits would mean you need a bigger litter box, probably one with a lid. My cat used to do this when I had a regular old litter box because he would be in the box, but his ass would be right at the edge, so when he shit, it would land outside of the box. I have a covered one with a door now and he never shits outside of it anymore.[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]
7/8/2009 1:33:01 PM
OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CAT SHIT SON.
7/8/2009 1:34:07 PM
FROM THE WINDOOOOOOWWWWWS
7/8/2009 1:34:16 PM
o yea my cat jumps in my lap while im masturbating before workand one time i was standing naked puttin my clothes on by the bed and the cat reaches up and bats at my penis (i didnt see her sitting there)im actually really embarassed by the latter situation[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 1:34 PM. Reason : f]
7/8/2009 1:34:31 PM
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7/8/2009 1:51:37 PM