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longbow_fc
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My wife of twenty years has always taken a bowel movement at work in the morning and not at home. With the hectic schedule of getting ready for work and getting the kids up and off to school niether one of us really had the time to take a crap at home in the morning. We usually did it at work. I went at around ten and she around nine or at least that is what she told me.

Lately though she has been getting up earlier and pooping at home. I wonder if some new guy got hired on at the office and for some reason she does not want to offend him with the odor. She had really smelly poops in the past because she ate a lot of meat but since has turned to mostly veggies, which make the poop smell less pungent. Plus I found a vial of pooperizers in her purse. These make the poop smell like cinnimon which incidently is the spice of choice for men who have affairs with married women or that is what I heard.

Do you guys think she is cheating on me and do I have cause to worry?

One thing I left out is that since she started taking the pooperizers she has begun to poop at work again. Could a guy really be turned on by cinnamon smelling poop?

http://answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2661698_Is-my-wife-trying-to-impress-someone-at-work-or-is-this-normal-behavior.html

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 4:32 PM. Reason : god dammit, t instead of y in title]

7/8/2009 4:24:54 PM

DeltaBeta
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Wat

7/8/2009 4:25:47 PM

TreeTwista10
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wait, women poop?

7/8/2009 4:25:58 PM

j_sun
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MT. WIFE

7/8/2009 4:26:01 PM

poopface
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whew

7/8/2009 4:26:08 PM

grimx
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wat

7/8/2009 4:26:24 PM

Ragged
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so the bitch is up early taking a shit and you think she is fucking other dudes?

I really dont know what to say

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 4:27 PM. Reason : lol]

7/8/2009 4:27:03 PM

BigHitSunday
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You have a mountain wife eh?

7/8/2009 4:28:46 PM

Jennabelle
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Do they have coed bathrooms at her work? Because if they don't then none of this should point to cheating. No promises, because I don't know any of the people involved, but as a woman it seems a bit weird that she would worry about him smelling her poop from the bathroom if this was the case. Maybe some snarky woman she works with made a comment about it one day?

7/8/2009 4:29:24 PM

scotieb24
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Apparently a mounting wife

7/8/2009 4:29:36 PM

jethromoore
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poopourri

7/8/2009 4:30:08 PM

j_sun
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HOW DOES I MOUNT WIFE??

7/8/2009 4:30:20 PM

BigHitSunday
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^^^^dude shes in the mountains they dont work

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : t]

7/8/2009 4:30:21 PM

scotieb24
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maybe she is a lesbian

7/8/2009 4:30:34 PM

Stimwalt
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It's poop people.

7/8/2009 4:31:46 PM

nicklepickle
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this has got to be a joke

7/8/2009 4:34:28 PM

j_sun
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straight outta yahoo answers

7/8/2009 4:35:14 PM

Ragged
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ifound her

2girls1cup

7/8/2009 4:35:57 PM

begonias
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Quote :
"pooperizers"

7/8/2009 4:54:47 PM

JeepMan311
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wait... her poop smells like cinnamon?

7/8/2009 4:59:36 PM

BubbleBobble
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no one on here has been married 20+ years

ok so I didn't read

7/8/2009 5:08:47 PM

jlcoburn
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is that your wife in your photo gallery?

7/8/2009 5:09:41 PM

BubbleBobble
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btw

I think your findings are pretty spot on! I would confront her about her behaviour...that is totally unacceptable.

7/8/2009 5:09:45 PM

ThePeter
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maybe she's a hippy

7/8/2009 5:11:17 PM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"CINNAMON

SMELLING

POOP"

7/8/2009 5:12:04 PM

Wickerman
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[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 6:07 PM. Reason : ..]

7/8/2009 6:05:41 PM

ncsuallday
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that's some paranoid shit man (no pun intended). this thread can't be serious

0/10

7/8/2009 6:23:26 PM

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Montana Wife + Sinner Buns = ?

7/8/2009 6:26:53 PM

Skack
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Quote :
"Is mt wife cheating on me?"


No, but I have a bad feeling about bch wife.

7/8/2009 6:37:41 PM

supercat329
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"the spice of choice for men who have affairs with married women or that is what I heard"


are you serious? what a ridiculous statement. i wonder if there was actually a study done. someone find the published results!

7/8/2009 6:38:02 PM

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