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Pikey
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...you have sex with another man. It's only gay if you fall in love with another man. Because really, whats the difference between a man stimulating your prostate anally with his penis and a woman doing it with her finger? Nothing. It's just a bro helping another bro out.

7/9/2009 8:15:09 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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saabturbo isn't here, so i'm gonna keep it son w/ a big ol

NAW SON

7/9/2009 8:16:03 AM

LivinProof78
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this thread amuses me on so many levels

7/9/2009 8:18:09 AM

shmorri2
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...the balls don't touch...

amirite?

7/9/2009 8:19:15 AM

kiljadn
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NAW SON

7/9/2009 8:19:59 AM

Pikey
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Quote :
"...the balls don't touch...

amirite?"


Another valid point.


If you are fucking another man doggystyle, that is gay because it allows the opportunity for balls to touch. You gotta do it face to face with your bro on his back. This also allows you to easily stroke him without the awkwardness of a reacharound.

7/9/2009 8:25:00 AM

wdprice3
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so you're saying you want to fuck a dude/get fucked by a dude, slob some nob, and lick balls, all without being called gay?

7/9/2009 8:35:44 AM

vonjordan3
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NAW SON

7/9/2009 8:36:48 AM

grimx
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Quote :
"this thread amuses me on so many levels"

7/9/2009 8:39:10 AM

dyne
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No.

7/9/2009 8:44:58 AM

Pikey
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I take it none of you have ever known the pleasures of having a dick pressing up on your prostate. You'd change your tune if you had.

7/9/2009 8:48:43 AM

lucyinthesky
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Wrestling is only about 2 steps away from teh gay sex.

7/9/2009 9:00:09 AM

IRSeriousCat
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what you have described is gayer than liking tranny porn.

and liking tranny porn is pretty gay.

7/9/2009 9:46:47 AM

evan
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wait


...wat

7/9/2009 9:49:46 AM

dyne
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I'd say the only thing that would suggest a person is gay, is if they enter into some kind of willing 1 on 1 sexual contact with another man, or have intimate feelings for another man (that is outside of like love for a friend or brother)

7/9/2009 9:49:52 AM

Jeepin4x4
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d'oh missed it.

[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 9:50 AM. Reason : ,]

7/9/2009 9:50:23 AM

saps852
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hahahaha A+ thread!

7/9/2009 9:54:51 AM

Arab13
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not surprised that someone named Pikey is promoting the 'no-homo' anal sex between 2 men...

pretty gay dude

7/9/2009 9:56:54 AM

Pikey
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Nothing "gay" about it.

7/9/2009 9:58:23 AM

Arab13
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ok, very homosexual

that better for you to swallow?

7/9/2009 10:00:33 AM

BettrOffDead
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butt sex is gross no matter who you are

THATS WHERE SHIT COMES OUT MAN

7/9/2009 10:03:38 AM

Fermat
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lets not forget the feces. there's nothing gay about getting a rancid stool-borne strep infection in your adenoids from slurping your own dookie off another man's weenie either. nothing un-natural about it either. crimes against nature are the most natural thing in human behavior

7/9/2009 10:06:23 AM

Pikey
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No one said anything about ass-to-mouth. Thats just wrong.

7/9/2009 10:07:53 AM

longbow_fc
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so you are saying, if another man cums in your ass it isnt gay?

7/9/2009 10:09:35 AM

Fermat
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no, and thinking it is makes you a homophobe and thus gay

7/9/2009 10:11:07 AM

Pikey
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^^Well I would hope you are being safe and using a condom.

7/9/2009 10:19:46 AM

Arab13
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it's gay

7/9/2009 10:25:39 AM

Stimwalt
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Pikey, did you transfer to UNC?

7/9/2009 10:27:28 AM

Pikey
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I'm only 17. I'll be a freshman there next fall.

7/9/2009 10:30:22 AM

Stimwalt
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Do I know how to size them up or what?

7/9/2009 10:33:48 AM

longbow_fc
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my ex-wife would get pissed if i came in her ass, because she said it oozes out for a day or 2...

i personally wouldnt know, but i would imagine at some point gay or not you are going to have unprotected sex, its just gods way.

7/9/2009 10:34:03 AM

Arab13
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lulz

7/9/2009 10:36:10 AM

pilgrimshoes
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TROLL THREAD IS GREAT SUCCESS

7/9/2009 10:38:34 AM

shmorri2
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^^^^^ Kids these days...

[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 10:42 AM. Reason : moar care wrots]

7/9/2009 10:42:35 AM

Jeepin4x4
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THREAD BRINGS LULZ


STORY AT 11

7/9/2009 10:46:14 AM

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