http://www.lehman.edu/provost/provostoffice/MLJ_211/mariacastrowebpage/tampons.htm



This may be old, but i just saw this article.......W........T........F

They make it sound like this trend has been around for awhile. why have i never heard of this?

7/10/2009 1:42:09 PM

Because you have no concept of how mass media sensationalizes things like this?

7/10/2009 1:45:04 PM

So, what is this about son?

I don't feel safe clicking on this link.

7/10/2009 1:45:58 PM

I wonder if you get less calories from the alcohol this way?

7/10/2009 1:46:56 PM

Quote :

"= DRUNK? "

or dead

7/10/2009 1:47:33 PM

Seems like an inefficient and not very fun way to drink.

Having another drink seems like it would be a whole lot more trouble than just taking a shot.

7/10/2009 1:47:42 PM

is this like the beer enemas?

7/10/2009 1:48:02 PM

take him to his cell and give him a you know what

not another enema!

7/10/2009 1:50:32 PM

i agree. if you want to get drunk just drink, but the fact this article makes it sound like this is common practice around certain area's makes me wonder why i've never heard of this crazy shit... glad i haven't though.. wtf.

i feel like this would be a really easy way to get alcohol poisoning and die, but what do i know.. lol

7/10/2009 1:52:03 PM

You know, I've often wished for another way to get drunk besides drinking... because I can only drink so much before I'm sick of drinking, so I almost never get more than buzzed (thanks Dad for the high tolerance.) unless I take an assload of shots, but then I feel like hell the next morning, and that just ain't worth it.

HOWEVER, I almost wish to rescind my wish after reading this.

7/10/2009 1:53:17 PM

^ Vaporize the alcohol and inhale it instead.

It works, seriously. Look it up.


God I love high quality vaporizers son. The possibilities are endless it seems!

7/10/2009 1:54:01 PM

so you just boil a pot of your favorite liquor and inhale the fumes?

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 1:55 PM. Reason : nvm, sounds like some shit i'm unfamiliar with]

7/10/2009 1:55:12 PM

Yup, heard of that a long time ago. Not just for women either, tho it'd be odd to see a guy buy a box of tampons...

^^mmm cooking with wine

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 1:56 PM. Reason : sdf]

7/10/2009 1:55:35 PM

Naw son, you buy one designed for alcohol son.

Like I said, inhale the alcohol my sons. But jesus god, do not stick alcohol soaked tampons in your buttholes and vags you retards.

7/10/2009 1:56:03 PM

oh, ok son

7/10/2009 1:56:20 PM

I've purchased a box of tampons

Only because my girlfriend was bleeding from the vagina, though

And I'm a nice guy

7/10/2009 1:56:36 PM

Does this eliminate the calories? 'Cause I'd be shoving all sorts of liquor up my snatch if that were the case. Also if I had a snatch.

7/10/2009 1:57:11 PM

^^ I have done this too, and to this day I still think that she made me do it just because she wanted to.

7/10/2009 1:57:48 PM

You know, they say nothing about any health risks posed to the vaginal region from this... (just that you could get alcohol poisoning) but it seems like putting Vodka in your snatch would open a whole mess of problems...

7/10/2009 1:59:57 PM

Vaginal and rectal use of drugs is actually a viable option. It's just a little bit weird son.

7/10/2009 2:01:28 PM

Yeah, of drugs meant for the vaginal area. There's a lot going on down there that, if you fuck with, it will fuck you up. I would think at the very least a yeast infection would be inevitable.

7/10/2009 2:02:32 PM

I want to try this... you know, for strictly research and educational purposes

7/10/2009 2:16:18 PM

one time i needed my ex to pick up a box of tampons while he was out and he made his friend's sister bring some over and leave them outside the door in the hallway of our apartment complex... i think more because he didn't want to interrupt his night of being a drunken asshole rather than worrying about actually being seen with a box of tampons

7/10/2009 2:24:17 PM

crazy kids...

7/10/2009 2:49:28 PM

THE AIM JUSTIFIES THE MEANS

7/10/2009 2:53:15 PM

El fin justifica los medios

7/10/2009 2:53:36 PM

^lol i saw that too

was like ummmm...fin...means end
dumbasses

7/10/2009 2:58:23 PM

Quote :

"one time i needed my ex to pick up a box of tampons while he was out and he made his friend's sister bring some over and leave them outside the door in the hallway of our apartment complex... i think more because he didn't want to interrupt his night of being a drunken asshole rather than worrying about actually being seen with a box of tampons "

No excuse - get organized or buy in bulk. Running out is not an option.

7/10/2009 3:05:33 PM

I AM SO TRYING THIS!

7/10/2009 3:10:25 PM

At least she would taste nice when you ate her out.

7/10/2009 3:12:58 PM

^
Or, what if you took some booze into your mouth, and "shotgunned" it directly into her vag?
Huh?....Huh?...yes...I think I may be on to something here....

Quote :

"I wonder if you get less calories from the alcohol this way?"

I think so.
Also, I think the vaporized alcohol, or alcowol (wol = with-out-liquid,) is almost zero calorie:

Quote :

"The machine's marketers say it produces a "Euphoric High" and the effects of alcohol consumption without the high calories, carbohydrates, and hangovers associated with common consumption. In reality, distilled spirits contain no carbohydrates (nor any fat or cholesterol) that the machine could remove. However, ethanol is metabolized by the body at about 7 kilocalories per gram. Hangovers are allegedly prevented because the alcohol is delivered with oxygen to the brain. Vaporized alcohol also enters the bloodstream faster and its effects are more immediate than its liquid counterparts. If this is true, this will result in an enhanced euphoric affect, similar to drinking liquid on an empty stomach."

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

7/10/2009 3:23:20 PM

Goddammit. Didn't we just get over them jenkem epidemic?

7/10/2009 3:26:03 PM

not that hard to believe, i remember in n a few history documentaries that some civilizations got drunk through the ass

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 3:27 PM. Reason : k]

7/10/2009 3:27:05 PM

^no no no, that's getting drunk OFF your ass

7/10/2009 3:28:39 PM

I had never heard of this shit either, but my gf said she knew guys who did this in high school.

7/10/2009 3:45:06 PM

Quote :

"Or, what if you took some booze into your mouth, and "shotgunned" it directly into her vag? Huh?....Huh?...yes...I think I may be on to something here.... "

reverse body shots

7/10/2009 6:21:45 PM

ive known plenty of people to stick oxycontin up their ass

supposedly triple potency, seen it published somewhere

7/10/2009 6:24:21 PM

Manswers did it.

7/10/2009 6:51:41 PM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_put_alcohol_on_your_vagina

7/10/2009 7:14:35 PM

you don't need tampons, enemas work equally well

7/10/2009 8:24:11 PM

duuuude.

this could be a way to beat breathalyzers?
not that i condone that, just a thought.

7/10/2009 9:00:46 PM

the party enema

7/10/2009 9:17:18 PM

^^I can't tell if you're serious or not, but that wouldn't work.

7/10/2009 9:18:53 PM

Quote :

"She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner."

Uh...it is not the "usual manner" to put tampons into the anus.

7/10/2009 9:36:18 PM

maybe not for you

7/10/2009 9:40:07 PM

i've seen tv shows with people that had problems with alcohol enemas

they were the worst drunks i have ever seen

7/10/2009 9:41:40 PM

because they are drunk and shitting?

7/10/2009 9:42:15 PM

My dumbass buddy did the thing from manswers "Can you get drunk from a beer enema" and it seriously fucked him up. He had to go to the doctor and use these special wipes for a month. I definitely wouldn't recommend that anyone try this or that.

Yes, unfortunately I know stupid people.

7/10/2009 9:42:58 PM

Tampons can't possibly hold enough vodka but a sham-wow might and it never drips.

7/11/2009 12:43:35 AM

you try shoving a sham-wow up your ass.

7/11/2009 3:34:06 AM