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"Japanese railway to make workers take 'Smile Scan' test Keihin Electric Express Railway Co. has introduced a "Smile Scan" system to evaluate the grins of its station staff. The smile-measuring software has been developed by Kyoto-based precision equipment maker Omron Corp. The device analyzes the facial characteristics of a person, including eye movements, lip curves and wrinkles, and rates a smile on a scale between 0 and 100 percent using a camera and computer. For those with low scores, advice like "You still look too serious," or "Lift up your mouth corners," will be displayed on the screen."

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/news/20090704p2a00m0na002000c.html

Sounds like something my boss in college would have loved

7/11/2009 2:47:08 AM

f that

7/11/2009 2:59:26 AM

this is only because the Japanese couldn't see enough pupil for a retinal scan.

7/11/2009 3:18:56 AM

7/11/2009 8:03:06 AM

jebus

7/11/2009 8:51:37 AM

fake smiles make everything better

7/11/2009 10:30:26 AM

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"SMILE SCAN EQUIPMENT"

7/11/2009 10:34:52 AM

that's kinda neat!!

7/11/2009 10:34:54 AM

I totally read this thread title wrong

7/11/2009 10:38:45 AM

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"that's kinda neat!! "

Negative.

7/11/2009 12:52:56 PM

clicked this last night...even read like half the first post...still thought it was about telling if your female boss is into anal

7/11/2009 12:53:53 PM

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"I totally read this thread title wrong"

7/11/2009 12:59:12 PM

I had a coworker that likes anal.

not sure about our boss though

7/11/2009 1:02:29 PM

whats the point of that

7/11/2009 1:03:29 PM

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"I had a coworker that likes anal. not sure about our boss though"

7/11/2009 1:03:36 PM

well I'm not sure if she actually likes it or not, but she lets me do it

7/11/2009 1:06:05 PM

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"I totally read this thread title wrong"

hahaha...me too

7/11/2009 1:14:24 PM

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"whats the point of that"

To control your life ever MOAR

9/8/2009 7:32:54 AM

turn that frown upside down!






























...or you're fired.

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 7:40 AM. Reason : .]

9/8/2009 7:39:59 AM