Will kill you.

Just ask Frank Mir.

Or Randy 'The Natural Coture'

Or Heath 'Crazy Horse' Herring.

Or anyone who wrestled the heavyweight division the year he won his championship.

7/12/2009 3:16:18 AM

u cant ask randy or mir because he actually killed them.

7/12/2009 3:19:03 AM

RIP Randy and Frankie.

Didn't I see an advertised upcoming Coture fight tonight though? Maybe I was just that drunk.

[Edited on July 12, 2009 at 3:21 AM. Reason : ]

7/12/2009 3:20:38 AM

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"Lesnar is fun as shit to watch fight in MMA, just a huge fucking hulk of retarded rape [waiting to happen]"

7/12/2009 4:04:35 AM

haha that post-fight interview with joe was hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XncAVEySoaE

7/12/2009 8:50:49 AM

7/12/2009 9:28:22 AM

that's Doctor Lesnar, to you and me

7/12/2009 9:51:18 AM

7/12/2009 4:03:05 PM

Fedor would have a hard time dealing with brock. A very hard time

7/13/2009 10:36:34 PM

Is it possible not to be a huge badass if you're named Brock?

7/13/2009 10:37:20 PM

yea u cant grow up to be a pipsqueak thats for sure

7/13/2009 10:38:32 PM

^^

Quote :

"Brock Pemberton – 20th century theatrical figure who founded the Tony Awards in 1947. In 1950, he posthumously received a Tony Award for his significant contributions to theater."

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : f]

7/13/2009 10:39:43 PM

damn that dude is such a huge theatrical badass

7/13/2009 10:40:32 PM

It's possible...

7/13/2009 10:42:25 PM

did anyone seem him yell at the end of the fight. He looked like and enraged silverback

7/13/2009 10:44:27 PM

haha

did u see colemans yell? it was ten times better than brocks, COLEMAN IS BACK SON

7/13/2009 10:51:05 PM

I really want to see Fedor fight him. More than that, I want to see Fedor beat him like a drum. I think that if anyone legitimately has a decent shot at toppling Fedor, though, it would be Brock Lesnar. Still, Fedor is a fucking killer, and Brock is still a relative neophyte. If he made any mistake at all with Fedor, I think it could be over.

7/13/2009 10:51:52 PM

Fedor is always in the right place at the right time.
The man is a fighting god.

I can't wait to see Gegard Mousassi fight as a heavyweight. That man will be the next Fedor.

7/13/2009 11:03:24 PM

best fight possible i really want to see it

i dont think brock would win nor do i think brock is ready atm to give fedor the best possible shot he could

i also feel like by the time brock is actually capable of giving fedor a serious serious threat, fedor will either have already been beaten or retired

7/13/2009 11:03:36 PM

^

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 11:05 PM. Reason : i would still be quite happy to watch Lesnar get his face knocked in by Fedor.]

7/13/2009 11:05:30 PM

Rashad will be the man to beat fedor

7/13/2009 11:07:30 PM

Yall think Barnett has a chance?

7/13/2009 11:07:32 PM

nah not really

not after his performance against yvel, he was way too sloppy

7/13/2009 11:08:04 PM

i really have no idea how fedor is as good as he is

7/13/2009 11:18:51 PM

7/13/2009 11:33:20 PM

fedor would rape brock

7/13/2009 11:40:40 PM

here's the brock lesnar v frank mir (2) from July 11

http://www.mmashare.com/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-2---fight-vid-ufc-100-t7033-s60.html

7/14/2009 12:20:50 AM

^^ i wouldn't be to sure about that wrestlers have always given Fedor problems and Brock his huge. If this lines were favoring Brock i would defentinaly bet on him.

7/14/2009 12:24:37 AM

So, am I the only one here who doesn't enjoy watching husky sweaty men force each other into compromising positions?

7/14/2009 12:24:57 AM

i didnt notice any sweat...

7/14/2009 12:25:31 AM

Fedor vs Hong Man Choi

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3z8h1_fedor-vs-hong-manchoi_extreme

I wouldn't mind seeing Lesnar vs Kimbo Slice though

7/14/2009 12:50:21 AM

^I thought Kimbo Slice was a fake.

7/14/2009 7:23:15 AM

you thought wrong

7/14/2009 9:44:30 AM

my cousin tells me i shouldnt like kimbo

but i totally do anyway

7/14/2009 10:39:09 AM

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"BigHitSunday Cancer of the Anus 33121 Posts user info edit post Kimbo choked out the guy that knocked out tim sylvia faster than Fedor defeated Tim so kimbo is legit no seriously, kimbo is a decent fighter, anyone can be caught and petruzzeli is an experienced fighter"

7/14/2009 10:58:01 AM

you people still think this is real?

7/14/2009 11:06:50 AM

you're thinking about wrestling. thats real too though

7/14/2009 11:12:33 AM

Quote :

"you people still think this is real?"

as someone who has probably on been in a pillow or at worst a slap fight i can understand why you might think its fake

7/14/2009 11:14:48 AM

what will the small, undersized do next?

with all the crossfitters and MMA wannbes squeezing into their extra medium or smedium t shirts these days, it's no wonder that these napoleonic little people have nothing on their minds except the next "real" fight.

7/14/2009 11:19:08 AM

wait, Brock Lesnar is small and undersized?

7/14/2009 11:23:03 AM

as badly as he could beat my ass i still think he looks like a tool

7/14/2009 11:23:48 AM

brock lesnar is not undersized. but all of the zombie clones that weigh 127 soaking wet are. being able to beat people up who are your size does not make you a badass.

being able to beat people up who are smaller than you does. duh!1!1!

7/14/2009 11:25:13 AM

I could take Lesnar if I shot him in the face a couple times first.

7/14/2009 11:41:55 AM

^^what the hell are you talking about?

7/14/2009 11:43:48 AM

i really just don't want to get behind brock yet. i don't doubt he is good. but i don't like the fact that he probably had 3 or so fights before going up for the belt. which was basically a David and Goliath match up.

7/14/2009 11:46:56 AM

it is annoying that everybody who takes off their shirt and does not have a gut now thinks that they are some sort of martial artist.

the sale of smeedium t-shirts has went through the roof and tribal band tatoos are back as being a good idea. i just wish that MMA's 15 minutes will finally go away so there will be another thing that people who are not good at sports will be into.

-soccer
-poker
-mma
-???

7/14/2009 11:47:11 AM

i dont think you are quite accurate in your assessment

i dont even have any clue what you are talking about

but chances are these guys wearig smedium tshirts do train, its not that hard to find a school and take classes its really not that special or a big deal really

7/14/2009 11:49:30 AM

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"i dont even have any clue what you are talking about"

makes 2 of us

7/14/2009 11:50:53 AM

7/14/2009 11:51:09 AM

i like how you included soccer in with MMA. because they are both some of the more physically intensive sports that are in mainstream right now. i'm sorry they aren't all oversized and covered in pads.

7/14/2009 11:52:04 AM