because the other thread sucked

7/14/2009 8:57:46 PM

7/14/2009 8:58:34 PM

I tried to watch Rent once.

7/14/2009 9:00:28 PM

I put on a lizard mask and climbed into bed with eleusis once....I just let him have his way with me.
At first, I thought that he might catch on, but he called me thumper, so I guess I got away with it...

7/14/2009 9:02:57 PM

hahaha

7/14/2009 9:04:35 PM

EMCE wanted to be little spoon, but he felt like a big spork.

7/14/2009 9:04:54 PM

7/14/2009 9:06:21 PM

This could be good.

7/14/2009 9:06:48 PM

this could be horrible

7/14/2009 9:18:28 PM

I went to Legends one time with a lesbian friend.

And some 40 year old black dude hit on me at a bar one time. That shit was creepy as hell

7/14/2009 9:18:30 PM

I had dinner with my gay neighbors. They have two passions: the Ramones and Jeff Gordon. Their basement is practically a Jeff Gordon shrine (and they don't live in the south)

7/14/2009 9:23:03 PM

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"I tried to watch Rent once."

i rofled!! wish i had thought of that!!

7/14/2009 9:30:23 PM

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"because the other thread sucked"

Oh, I bet it did.

7/14/2009 9:34:38 PM

or did the other thread not suck enough?

7/14/2009 9:35:36 PM

i made out with my best friend once in high school. we were trying to be emo, but unfortunately, that trend didn't start until about 5-6 years later so it was really just gay. or maybe we were the first emo kids ever...?

this story is a complete farce, of course. the lesson that you should take away from this is "look both ways before crossing the street"

7/14/2009 9:39:23 PM

COCKLOOKER!!!!

7/14/2009 9:40:09 PM

Monster Rain!!!

7/14/2009 9:45:21 PM

i just saw bruno again

7/14/2009 9:51:23 PM

I sat in a tent once with a bunch of dirty hippies on a camping trip and heard two gay hippies talking about their random weird semi-gay experienced.

One guy talked about this crazy lady who was talking about rebirthing dreams/imaging or something and talking about "swimming around in the polenta (placenta)" and he couldn't get over how she said it, so he decided to exaggerate everything and wave his arms around and talk supergay about the whole experience.

The other guy (the first guy's baby buttsex boo) talked about how he, as an irrational and dumb ~, carried a 'sex bag' around with him at school that was filled with lubricants, condoms, possibly gloves, and possibly some more "advanced" implements. He discussed how he lost the bag and was freaking out until one of the ladies he had a good friendly relationship with in the front office found his bag. The lady was old enough to be his mom and (thus) was pretty motherly towards him, and she apparently gave him a horrified look (with a hint of sullen) and just handed him his bag back. That was his "loss of innocence" story. He apparently didn't lose his innocence when he decided to carry around a bag carrying items explicitly designed for ass-to-balls activity and related fetishes.

7/14/2009 9:55:31 PM

im not getting the least bit wet in this thread

7/14/2009 9:58:07 PM

i am 100% disappointed in this thread

7/14/2009 9:59:43 PM

^ i tried!

7/14/2009 10:00:12 PM

If it helps any, a really ambiguous german blond-haired blue-eyed kid hit on me in middle school.

And one time when I was camping a bunch of 11-14 y/o kids in some pre JROTC program watched me shower for about 30 seconds (I was wondering why I felt a draft but I had soap in my eyes).

There. You should be wet now. Because you're there... In the shower... With me...

7/14/2009 10:01:46 PM

Most guys don't have gay experiences. If they do, then they're usually gay.

7/14/2009 10:03:54 PM

mindstorm, you really know how to get the ladies turned on

7/14/2009 10:04:45 PM

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"im not getting the least bit wet in this thread "

you get off to gay dudes?

7/14/2009 10:06:07 PM

7/14/2009 10:06:52 PM

^^^ Would it help if I mentioned I was 15 at the time the young'uns watched me lather rinse repeat?

[Edited on July 14, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : ^]

7/14/2009 10:06:57 PM

i walked through the Chapel Hill campus after a football game

7/14/2009 10:10:12 PM

i get off more on straight couples doing it then gay men

7/14/2009 10:15:01 PM

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"you get off to gay dudes?"

According to said lesbian friend, some girls actually do get off on gay dude sex.

7/14/2009 10:16:23 PM

this thread just got interesting

7/14/2009 10:17:40 PM

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"i walked through the Chapel Hill campus after a football game"

yeah... that's about as gay as it gets

7/14/2009 10:18:40 PM

i guess there's a bigger audience for gay porn than i thought

7/14/2009 10:18:49 PM

imstoned, hook me up with your lesbian friend, then i will post about it

7/14/2009 10:20:53 PM

AGAIN WITH THE POOPSEX

7/14/2009 10:22:29 PM

i can try but i'm gonna need some nudes to send her

7/14/2009 10:23:03 PM

i will let you watch ncjockgirl

7/14/2009 10:23:18 PM

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"i can try but i'm gonna need some nudes to send her"

*nods*

You need to make this happen NCJockGirl.

7/14/2009 10:25:01 PM

deal but i need to find a girl

7/14/2009 11:15:24 PM

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"because the other thread sucked"

give us more details. sucked what, exactly?

7/14/2009 11:18:02 PM

i have had quite a few instances recently of what i assumed to be gays hitting on me in bars and at the gym

7/14/2009 11:49:52 PM

i've been hit on by gay guys but its ok b/c 1) i'm secure with my masculinity and 2) if that sort of thing gets you mad you're a bigoted macho sack of shit with serious repressed sexual issues of your own and you need to get over it.

7/14/2009 11:58:35 PM

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"you get off to gay dudes? "

don't all girls?

7/14/2009 11:59:11 PM

i would post stories, but you guys will just call me a faggot

7/15/2009 12:09:43 AM

i was once offended when a gay guy told me he was not attracted to me.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 12:18 AM. Reason : "dude, i'm not gay but you don't just tell somebody that!"]

7/15/2009 12:13:41 AM

i tried to get my wife to watch Brokeback Mountain, but she didn't want to see "some gay movie". I said, "it's Ang Lee!". She didnt care. So we watched something else that night. i forget what.

7/15/2009 1:05:04 AM

7/15/2009 1:06:08 AM

7/15/2009 1:08:10 AM

I too have had sex

7/15/2009 1:09:32 AM