Why else would men have to shave their face, wear clean garments that look attractive on them, style their hair, have large muscles even though we work office jobs, and be physically fit in order to look appealing to the female gender?
7/15/2009 11:36:45 AM
you don't, you just have to be funny and have a sense of humor, sorry if that's too hard for most guys [Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason : df]
7/15/2009 11:38:00 AM
don't forget that part about having a big cock.the chicks dig a big cock.]
7/15/2009 11:38:09 AM
i'm scraggly, wear clothes that should have been burned months ago, have allow my hair to become greasy, and am 100lbs overweight with pale skinI SURE SHOWED THEM!
7/15/2009 11:38:47 AM
You women are already imposing your will on my thread.Why can't we just live?WHY?
7/15/2009 11:39:57 AM
You also have to be really rich. To support our spending habits.
7/15/2009 11:40:43 AM
surprisingly few women actually like big dicks.
7/15/2009 11:40:55 AM
If it wasn't for women, I would never shave.^ That's just what the gf tells you to make you feel better. She loves the big ones.[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : -]
7/15/2009 11:41:09 AM
I like big dicks in pornIt matters, and its not gayIf you see some guy packing 4.5" sticking to to someone, it kinds of kills the whole vibe
7/15/2009 11:42:31 AM
7/15/2009 11:42:36 AM
^3its actually the reverse problem we have.basically it gets up in her stomach which is no fun and unless she is really well lubed its painful to get it in at all.i read a post a while back where Jen has had the same issue since shes a small girl. thats why she was wearing that funny hat that said she likes small dicks.[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM. Reason : basically][Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:49 AM. Reason : cocks]
7/15/2009 11:47:31 AM
^^yeahyou have to ask the right questions to get an honest answer... they get quiet after they let on that a slim/shorter one is not as satisfactory[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:49 AM. Reason : -]
7/15/2009 11:48:44 AM
7/15/2009 11:50:37 AM
I mean, it's kind of similar to birds. The male is the beautiful one because he has to ATTRACT a mate.
7/15/2009 11:52:39 AM
^^ ding ding
7/15/2009 11:57:39 AM
Life lessons from kiwi
7/15/2009 12:00:27 PM
Naw, iwik is wrong cause honestly when it comes to humans either the male or the female can do the attracting. With birds though, dat bitch is ugly.
7/15/2009 12:02:10 PM
Such a shallow notion of dating. I've dated people who initially i didn't think were attractive and was very annoyed by.
7/15/2009 12:04:24 PM
Who has a shallow notion of dating son?
7/15/2009 12:05:48 PM
yeah, get those fugly ass birds out of here
7/15/2009 12:06:09 PM
what kiwi said.
7/15/2009 12:06:10 PM
I thought this thread was by GGmon[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : shit, didn't realize this was a parody ]
7/15/2009 12:08:35 PM
7/15/2009 1:02:37 PM
HOLLER AT THE BIRDS LIKE DR. DOLITTLE
7/15/2009 1:04:23 PM
FUCK DAT. I JUST LIVE.
7/15/2009 1:09:03 PM
7/15/2009 1:09:40 PM
Oh, no it came back a while ago in CB.
7/15/2009 1:10:03 PM
7/15/2009 2:44:11 PM
7/15/2009 2:46:40 PM
someone
7/15/2009 2:47:09 PM
^8 is that motherfucker wearing motherfucking BINOCULARS?the 18th century coat, the heart shaped pendant, the BINOCULARS, the kiss tatoo, the huge fuzzy hat, makeup?!wow.... this is truly the distilled essence of a tool[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM. Reason : tool]
7/15/2009 2:49:11 PM
Eyeliner on men: sexy as fuck.
7/15/2009 2:53:41 PM
7/15/2009 2:54:51 PM
just to reiterate:
7/15/2009 2:55:54 PM
the single most powerful industry on earth?women's fashion
7/15/2009 2:55:55 PM
the men have imposed their culture on MEwhy else would i shave my armpits vajay jay and wax my unibrow? hmmmm?
7/15/2009 2:56:41 PM
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7/15/2009 2:57:32 PM
Katherine you forgot proper sandwich making skills.
7/15/2009 2:58:15 PM
All you have to do is know what you should do with your tongue. Less talking, more licking.
Both sexes groom themselves to be more appealing to the opposite sex. It all boils down to whether or not you accept the person for who they are - superficial or not. I like high-maintenance women who aren't bitches. That's hard to come by, very hard.
7/15/2009 3:00:34 PM