How do I know?

He has emerged from behind furniture, and is staring at me, while purring (I can tell because he's about to fall over).

I'm not going to the kitchen.

7/15/2009 1:42:02 PM

Feed deh gibbon.

7/15/2009 1:42:32 PM

The little shit only comes around and is social when he wants food. The rest of the time, he's an irritable piece of shit.

7/15/2009 1:44:17 PM

What do you expect? It's a cat.

7/15/2009 1:47:58 PM

what does a cat do when it's hongry?

7/15/2009 1:54:19 PM

Mine literally start yelling at me.

7/15/2009 1:54:40 PM

People get mad at cats because they don't want them to act like cats. Silly humans.

7/15/2009 1:55:06 PM

Mine starts acting all affectionate when she wants to go for a walk. Which is pretty much any time there is not construction equipment in the back yard. Gets annoying.

7/15/2009 2:37:49 PM

our cat acts like our dog. very affectionate, especially in the morning. she likes to lay on her back and have you rub her belly.

we got a winner.

also, cats are the best pest control.

7/15/2009 2:46:08 PM

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"also, cats are the best pest control. "

Truth. My cat is a ninja when it comes to mice. He always leaves them in the middle of the living room floor though.

Fortunately he's only had to catch 3 so far. I'm sure this winter there will be more.

7/15/2009 2:48:30 PM

My friend's cat only goes for the brains when he kills birds and mice. He just chews on the head and sucks out the brain juice. He is a fucking zombie, I swear it!

7/15/2009 2:49:24 PM

my kitty is currently kissing my nose

she also tried to lick my bloody toe

i said NO!

7/15/2009 2:49:29 PM

we don't have rodents, but if there is a bug in the house, instead of just swatting it, i'll go get the cat, show it the bug, and watch her take that sucker down. it's very entertaining.

7/15/2009 2:49:45 PM

my cat is evil with the bugs

she kills them slowly

then she cries when they are dead or she has eaten them. i think she needs a friend.

7/15/2009 2:51:33 PM

I live in the middle of a field. Mice are inevitable. Bugs too, and if he can get the bug it's in for a long, excruciating death. He just doesn't try as hard for flying things. Lazy fuck.

7/15/2009 2:51:42 PM

mine loves catching flying insects. it's hilarious watching her jump around and off of window sills to get them. she'll also sit on the chair on our balcony and just watch the birds on the bird feeder.

7/15/2009 3:00:56 PM

7/15/2009 3:01:50 PM

the cats here ram into you while you are walking when they are hungry. since the big one is always hungry it makes walking across the floor difficult.

'NO FRANK! I'M NOT FEEDING YOU FRANK! NOOO MOOOOOOOVE"

7/15/2009 3:03:47 PM

The cat will kill bugs and walk on a leash, that's about it. Spoiled little bitch likes to be carried around outside and go check the mail with me.

I need this to torture her with, and a pink tutu http://www.plasticbamboo.com/2007/07/27/hello-kitty-cat-hat/

7/15/2009 3:09:08 PM

My cat refuses to come outside, and if you attempt to carry him without putting him in a carrier, prepare to bleed.

I think it started when I lived in an apt. in Boone with two other girls. One night he got let out accidentally (while I was asleep) and the next morning I found him directly one floor above our apartment meowing angrily at the door.

I bet the people who lived there were like "What the fuck is up with this cat outside?!"

7/15/2009 3:26:47 PM