and she sticks around....i go up to them and say, "go home"

7/15/2009 1:51:57 PM

great

7/15/2009 1:52:34 PM

more like "come home with me" amirite

7/15/2009 1:53:00 PM

why do chicks cry in bars? that is weird. they should go home. gg, poopface.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : poopface=25,400]

7/15/2009 1:53:01 PM

fantastic!

crying at the bar is like snake tit

7/15/2009 1:53:09 PM

i saw a chick from my HS crying drunkenly at the bar. i decided not to say hello.

7/15/2009 1:53:16 PM

I did.

7/15/2009 1:53:17 PM

they may be looking for a potential revenge fuck depending on why they're crying

7/15/2009 1:54:34 PM

i figure a girl crying in the bar is probably the easiest chick to pick up.

tell her she's too pretty to be crying, buy her a drink...her pants will actually fall off right there at the bar. it's amazing, really.

7/15/2009 1:54:38 PM

the last chick i saw crying in a bar was over dyke drama

and it was hilarious

7/15/2009 1:55:07 PM

<-------cries in bars after too many jaeger shots

<-------also picks fights after too many shots of patron

<-------generally stays away from liquor for reasons previously stated

<-------has a weakness for soco and lime

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

7/15/2009 1:59:33 PM

I've heard Casey cries in bars from time to time but I've never been on hand to witness it.

7/15/2009 2:04:17 PM

only when people are really mean to me

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM. Reason : or when i fall off my stool and bump my head..haha]

7/15/2009 2:05:41 PM

It's like a gigantic sign for "ONE NIGHT STAND PLEASE"

7/15/2009 2:06:13 PM

NAW

7/15/2009 2:06:55 PM

anyone break up by text at a bar ?

<--------------------


I like to keep it classy

7/15/2009 2:07:07 PM

its to mirror one of the biggest stereotypes of a large party....

... the drunk girl crying outside on the curb fighting on the phone with her boyfriend.

7/15/2009 2:07:55 PM

ok so I have a question:

if you are so upset enough to cry in a bar, then why do you stick around? It's awkward for everyone. We always have to pretend that we are not seeing you cry because it is embarrassing. why not leave instead of making it a big deal?

this question is for anyone to answer and not to anyone personally

7/15/2009 2:08:34 PM

i have

girl went to the bathroom, i sent her the "it's over" text

she came out crying, i just gave her the "meh" shrug sitting at the bar

one of my skeeviest points ever

7/15/2009 2:08:36 PM

that's awesome lol

7/15/2009 2:09:56 PM

nice

Have you ever left her at the bar while you 'go the the bathroom', sent her the text, left and stuck her with the bill ?

If this is a bigger asshole contest (which I hope it's developing into), you're in for quite a fight

7/15/2009 2:11:14 PM

dayummmmmmm

that's cold haha

7/15/2009 2:13:06 PM

if i'm drunk enough to cry in the bar then i'm probably also drunk enough to punch you in the balls...

it's a very fine line on which way it goes...

7/15/2009 2:13:38 PM

thank god i've never made you cry

7/15/2009 2:14:27 PM

Q: if you are so upset enough to cry in a bar, then why do you stick around?

A: I'm shithoused dude...I have no idea where the hell I am, how I got there, nor why I'm even upset...more than likely, it's 1:45 am and I'll be leaving in a few anyway Hell...the reason I'm upset probably went like this.

*slams down 5th shot of jaeger*
me: who's got a cigarette I can bum!? OMG i'm wasasasssted whoooooooo!!!
*sees long time friend hasn't seen in awhile*
me: omgwtfbbq!!!!! i can't believe it's you whooooooooooooo!!!! remember that time we HAHAHAHA yeah that was awesome!! hey look...i'm so sorry that i spilt that red wine on your silk shirt 12 years ago...no rrreally! i'm sthorry...i was sugh *sniff* a BAaaaD frienddd then...oh i miss you!! *two tears* let's hang out! what HAaahhhhPPENED To us?!?!?! *10 tears* I'm sorry I called you a SLUT in 3rd grade...I didn't even know whatph that means! I'm such a failure now...look at you!! you look great!! Why!?!??!!!!!!! *waterworks*

Q: We always have to pretend that we are not seeing you cry because it is embarrassing. why not leave instead of making it a big deal?

A: Believe me...the embarrassment I feel the next day is far worse than you feel watching me cry in public. Also...remember, i'm shithoused and don't know how to get home.

7/15/2009 2:32:48 PM

don't tell her to go home. She might be my DD.

7/15/2009 2:35:22 PM

^^that's pretty accurate...on all accounts

however, instead of seeing an old friend it usually involves something along the lines of getting slapped by someone i'm at the bar with...or having one of them say something like "I hate you and I hope you die tonight"...


believe me when i tell you that's an awkward ride home from the bar with the person that made you cry


[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : also when i lose all my wordly possessions on the bar...only the realize my purse is in car ]

7/15/2009 2:37:31 PM

^x5 i am quoting this............lol

7/15/2009 2:45:08 PM

where i work the door at if i see a female crying and it last longer than 10 minutes i go up to her and send her home

7/15/2009 3:26:33 PM

yall bitches is crazy

7/15/2009 3:27:14 PM

STEP OUT DA BAR, SON

7/15/2009 3:29:15 PM

i'm sure i've cried at a bar before

but i can't recall ever doing it

7/15/2009 3:31:59 PM

i can probably count the number of times i've cried in a bar since i've been an "adult" on one hand....

oddly enough, saps852 and/or Biofreak70 have been present for all of them...

coincidence? i think not!

7/15/2009 3:35:15 PM

i can't think of one single time when i cried in a bar. i'm actually kinda shocked, cuz i used to be such a drama queen

7/15/2009 3:36:35 PM

i know! i can't think of any when i've cried

but i know there must have been at least one.

WAIT WAIT just remembered. one! i totally cried on new years in a bar at myrtle beach. alcohol was def a factor but i was upset about other stuff before i even started drinking.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

7/15/2009 3:37:39 PM

I cry everywhere in public.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : top that ladies.]

7/15/2009 3:39:22 PM

well i mean if you are cryin with friends thats cooll whatever

but if u are sittin there cryin by ya damn self, thats not cool

7/15/2009 3:55:00 PM

Quote :

"i have girl went to the bathroom, i sent her the "it's over" text she came out crying, i just gave her the "meh" shrug sitting at the bar one of my skeeviest points ever "

Skeevy. I like it!

And btw....

Quote :

"*slams down 5th shot of jaeger* me: who's got a cigarette I can bum!? OMG i'm wasasasssted whoooooooo!!! *sees long time friend hasn't seen in awhile* me: omgwtfbbq!!!!! i can't believe it's you whooooooooooooo!!!! remember that time we HAHAHAHA yeah that was awesome!! hey look...i'm so sorry that i spilt that red wine on your silk shirt 12 years ago...no rrreally! i'm sthorry...i was sugh *sniff* a BAaaaD frienddd then...oh i miss you!! *two tears* let's hang out! what HAaahhhhPPENED To us?!?!?! *10 tears* I'm sorry I called you a SLUT in 3rd grade...I didn't even know whatph that means! I'm such a failure now...look at you!! you look great!! Why!?!??!!!!!!! *waterworks*"

Sounds totally awesome.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : meh]

7/15/2009 4:01:05 PM

breakup texts while drunk? is it wins?

7/15/2009 4:10:34 PM

I had an old girlfriend who wouldn't stop crying to me over IM after her dad died for like a week straight. She was being all emo about the whole thing so I told her to grow up and get on with her life. She was 15 for christ sake. She can handle herself. But she got all mad and I was forced to kick her out of my chat room because she wouldn't stop whining about how I was being 'insensitive". It was really getting in the way of me introducing her to webcamming and cybersex. Bitches can be so selfish sometimes...

7/15/2009 4:16:47 PM

Quote :

"*slams down 5th shot of jaeger* me: who's got a cigarette I can bum!? OMG i'm wasasasssted whoooooooo!!! *sees long time friend hasn't seen in awhile* me: omgwtfbbq!!!!! i can't believe it's you whooooooooooooo!!!! remember that time we HAHAHAHA yeah that was awesome!! hey look...i'm so sorry that i spilt that red wine on your silk shirt 12 years ago...no rrreally! i'm sthorry...i was sugh *sniff* a BAaaaD frienddd then...oh i miss you!! *two tears* let's hang out! what HAaahhhhPPENED To us?!?!?! *10 tears* I'm sorry I called you a SLUT in 3rd grade...I didn't even know whatph that means! I'm such a failure now...look at you!! you look great!! Why!?!??!!!!!!! *waterworks* "

That SERIOUSLY made me laugh out loud. WELL PLAYED.

7/15/2009 4:19:15 PM

is almost as good as a chick crying in your bed

7/15/2009 5:31:05 PM

lapdance is always better when the stripper's crying?

7/15/2009 5:31:53 PM

Quote :

""*slams down 5th shot of jaeger* me: who's got a cigarette I can bum!? OMG i'm wasasasssted whoooooooo!!! *sees long time friend hasn't seen in awhile* me: omgwtfbbq!!!!! i can't believe it's you whooooooooooooo!!!! remember that time we HAHAHAHA yeah that was awesome!! hey look...i'm so sorry that i spilt that red wine on your silk shirt 12 years ago...no rrreally! i'm sthorry...i was sugh *sniff* a BAaaaD frienddd then...oh i miss you!! *two tears* let's hang out! what HAaahhhhPPENED To us?!?!?! *10 tears* I'm sorry I called you a SLUT in 3rd grade...I didn't even know whatph that means! I'm such a failure now...look at you!! you look great!! Why!?!??!!!!!!! *waterworks*""

So. True.


I think the only times I've cried in a bar was this past New Years when I thought I had lost my brand new BlackBerry (for real, had it for about a week) and I knew I couldn't afford a new one at the time, not even an el cheapo. Then the second time I was so unbelievably pissed off I started crying out of rage and almost beat someones ass.. and somehow in my drunken stupor realized that was not a good idea if I wanted to get into grad school.

7/15/2009 5:43:00 PM

heh i'm glad i could offer such insight into the drunk female psyche to the thread

7/15/2009 6:20:12 PM

soooooo dericious

7/15/2009 6:29:33 PM

are you mental?

7/15/2009 6:32:11 PM

right now? prolly

7/15/2009 6:34:54 PM

I'm pretty sure I've never cried at the bar.


I have cried at some house parties though.

7/15/2009 6:53:32 PM

I came in here to post set em up

fuck you Arab13 you goofy motherfucker

7/15/2009 6:54:33 PM