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jackleg
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all you have to do is cook when i get home from work

no references available

7/15/2009 7:44:20 PM

aaronburro
Sup, B
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my sister is available

7/15/2009 7:46:42 PM

sglazier
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i second the op

7/15/2009 7:47:06 PM

Spontaneous
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You look so fine that I really wanna make you mine.

7/15/2009 7:47:11 PM

ScubaSteve
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this thread is GENIUS!

7/15/2009 7:48:10 PM

ShawnaC123
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i will if your penis is big enough

7/15/2009 7:49:53 PM

BigMan157
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7/15/2009 7:50:50 PM

jackleg
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the penis i can maybe get references on

7/15/2009 7:51:08 PM

khcadwal
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does this gig include ice cream and giant margaritas?

7/15/2009 7:51:37 PM

sglazier
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^ mine does but only if you cook well

7/15/2009 7:52:09 PM

jackleg
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yeah ill buy mad treats for my ho

7/15/2009 7:52:33 PM

Spontaneous
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Quote :
"i will if your penis is big enough"


How big is too big?

7/15/2009 7:52:41 PM

khcadwal
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i also want a puppy and daily back massages

7/15/2009 7:53:46 PM

ShawnaC123
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^^I dunno...like anything over 8 I guess

7/15/2009 7:56:33 PM

twoozles
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i am a great cook! however, i am a terrible girlfriend.

7/15/2009 7:58:20 PM

aaronburro
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^ i can confirm this. wait, no I can't

7/15/2009 7:59:01 PM

LunaK
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I'm a great cook and a great girlfriend.

But I can't apply for this position

7/15/2009 8:02:38 PM

sylvershadow
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Quote :
"i will if your penis is big enough"


[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 8:04 PM. Reason : jk]

7/15/2009 8:04:14 PM

jackleg
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pets allowed, back massages after i eat maybe. and no more talking about dicks in my find a cook gf thread

7/15/2009 8:16:06 PM

khcadwal
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if back massages are only a maybe then i cannot commit

7/15/2009 8:19:15 PM

jackleg
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ok since everyone has their off days

tit for tat with dinner, and only after i eat. how fair is that

7/15/2009 8:26:51 PM

jackleg
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nevermind, i made some pancakes

offers over, go home everyone

7/15/2009 8:35:40 PM

UberCool
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Quote :
"i also want a puppy and daily back massages"


i can give the massages, but puppy-wise, i can only offer a plush stuffed toy.

7/15/2009 8:40:36 PM

MitsuMtnASU
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in on page 1

7/15/2009 8:41:39 PM

jackleg
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nah this thread is dead. theres already a girl IRL who loves me very much. not sure if she knows that yet but shes about to!11

7/15/2009 8:45:59 PM

daz84
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i will third the OP! i only need food. i will let you have a puppy, and i will give daily back massages no problem.....


since he has called his search off, i will hijack his thread!

7/15/2009 8:49:49 PM

twoozles
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i'm not really into giving back massages
but i'll hire someone else to do it

7/15/2009 10:12:15 PM

grimx
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thread was win or fail then?

7/15/2009 10:13:34 PM

daz84
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fail for me so far

7/15/2009 10:15:37 PM

begonias
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you can just come over every evening and have dinner cooked by me and/or ScHpEnXeL (or sometimes wendy's)

7/15/2009 10:19:18 PM

daz84
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now THAT is a sweet deal!

7/15/2009 10:22:39 PM

twoozles
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i can cook for you but i can't be your girlfriend.
ask saps, i gave him some lasagna and he said it was delish

7/15/2009 10:24:07 PM

daz84
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thats fine too... i will settle for food

7/15/2009 10:25:58 PM

BubbleBobble
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I, too, could use one

7/16/2009 12:20:09 AM

slingblade
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I LOVE LAMP

7/16/2009 12:30:44 AM

cyrion
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Quote :
"ot sure if she knows that yet but shes about to"


love professed at gunpoint is the best type of love in my opinion.

7/16/2009 12:45:32 AM

H8R
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7/16/2009 2:05:20 AM

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