all you have to do is cook when i get home from workno references available
7/15/2009 7:44:20 PM
my sister is available
7/15/2009 7:46:42 PM
i second the op
7/15/2009 7:47:06 PM
You look so fine that I really wanna make you mine.
7/15/2009 7:47:11 PM
this thread is GENIUS!
7/15/2009 7:48:10 PM
i will if your penis is big enough
7/15/2009 7:49:53 PM
7/15/2009 7:50:50 PM
the penis i can maybe get references on
7/15/2009 7:51:08 PM
does this gig include ice cream and giant margaritas?
7/15/2009 7:51:37 PM
^ mine does but only if you cook well
7/15/2009 7:52:09 PM
yeah ill buy mad treats for my ho
7/15/2009 7:52:33 PM
7/15/2009 7:52:41 PM
i also want a puppy and daily back massages
7/15/2009 7:53:46 PM
^^I dunno...like anything over 8 I guess
7/15/2009 7:56:33 PM
i am a great cook! however, i am a terrible girlfriend.
7/15/2009 7:58:20 PM
^ i can confirm this. wait, no I can't
7/15/2009 7:59:01 PM
I'm a great cook and a great girlfriend.But I can't apply for this position
7/15/2009 8:02:38 PM
7/15/2009 8:04:14 PM
pets allowed, back massages after i eat maybe. and no more talking about dicks in my find a cook gf thread
7/15/2009 8:16:06 PM
if back massages are only a maybe then i cannot commit
7/15/2009 8:19:15 PM
ok since everyone has their off daystit for tat with dinner, and only after i eat. how fair is that
7/15/2009 8:26:51 PM
nevermind, i made some pancakesoffers over, go home everyone
7/15/2009 8:35:40 PM
7/15/2009 8:40:36 PM
in on page 1
7/15/2009 8:41:39 PM
nah this thread is dead. theres already a girl IRL who loves me very much. not sure if she knows that yet but shes about to!11
7/15/2009 8:45:59 PM
i will third the OP! i only need food. i will let you have a puppy, and i will give daily back massages no problem..... since he has called his search off, i will hijack his thread!
7/15/2009 8:49:49 PM
i'm not really into giving back massagesbut i'll hire someone else to do it
7/15/2009 10:12:15 PM
thread was win or fail then?
7/15/2009 10:13:34 PM
fail for me so far
7/15/2009 10:15:37 PM
you can just come over every evening and have dinner cooked by me and/or ScHpEnXeL (or sometimes wendy's)
7/15/2009 10:19:18 PM
now THAT is a sweet deal!
7/15/2009 10:22:39 PM
i can cook for you but i can't be your girlfriend. ask saps, i gave him some lasagna and he said it was delish
7/15/2009 10:24:07 PM
thats fine too... i will settle for food
7/15/2009 10:25:58 PM
I, too, could use one
7/16/2009 12:20:09 AM
I LOVE LAMP
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