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wolfpackgrrr
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Wedding, birthday when you were a kid, Halloween, whatever. What's the worst?

I went to a wedding once where they gave out these foul Cinderella carriage shaped soaps. They smelled like a flower's ass and looked like they'd give you a heinous rash.

At Halloween I always hated when some jerk would give you the religious comic books where God banished you to hell for dressing as a butterfly for Halloween

7/16/2009 6:42:58 AM

LaserSoup
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I've never received a party favor so nothing is my answer. Unless you count jordan almonds, it's like they're giving you almonds that they don't want you to eat.

7/16/2009 6:50:21 AM

jethromoore
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As a kid I remember always getting goody bags at birthday parties that seemed to contain a few good things, namely candy or something that made an obnoxiously loud noise, and:

Tiny metal ball in a plastic case maze. These seemed to hold kids' attention for all of .5 seconds:


The tiny plastic water-filled game, 80% of which were either broken right out of the bag or broke after one push harder than a gentle breeze:

7/16/2009 8:33:45 AM

elkaybie
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at a wedding i've gotten a 2X3 silver frame with the couples name on it...tossed!!!

shitty favors is the main reason we did NO favors at our wedding...unless it's edible, it's gonna get tossed more than likely...or stay in the ladies' purse until the next wedding (guilty)...and while we could've done a koozie or shot glass, we didn't want to give alcohol related favors to guests or gifts to our bridal party.

7/16/2009 8:37:42 AM

PackMan92
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one time at a party, this girl gave me a blowjob as a favor


she used teeth

7/16/2009 8:37:46 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^^ ahahaha I had forgotten about those shitty things. I bet they still make them too

7/16/2009 8:54:57 AM

Slave Famous
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I've gotten my share of stinkers:

At an engagement party, we got coffee mugs with his and her face emblazoned on them. I love you man, but you're ugly grill is not the first thing I want to see in the morning.

At this girls 21st, her parents gave her a Ferrari and gave all the guests little mini Ferrari hotwheels. Yeah, that'll look great on the dash of my Mazda.

The worst was probably this redneck wedding I went to in Aiken, SC...they gave everyone a big ass truck tire with their names on them. Like, a full size tire with "Mr. and Mrs. Derrick Hoffman" in huge letters on the side. No one knew what the heck to do with them. I used mine as a sled.

7/16/2009 9:01:03 AM

Willy Nilly
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Tiny Metal Ball in a Plastic Case Toy!
Tiny Metal Ball in a Plastic Case Toy!
Tiny Metal Ball in a Plastic Case Toy!

Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Tiny Metal Ball in a Plastic Case Toy Emporium and Warehouse!

Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Tiny Metal Ball in a Plastic Case Toys, and I'm passing the savings on to you!!!!

7/16/2009 9:01:04 AM

Lumex
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Quote :
" What's the worst best party favor you've ever received?"


At a good friend's wedding, the groomsmen and bridesmaids received these woven baskets, about the size of a large tupperware. Inside were:

-A bag of European cookies made by the groom from scratch
-Aviator sunglasses
-Black-cat fireworks
-Either Pocky or quality gummi candy from Japan

7/16/2009 9:16:26 AM

jethromoore
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^^lol

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"^^^ ahahaha I had forgotten about those shitty things. I bet they still make them too"


http://www.orientaltrading.com/party-supplies/party-favors/puzzles-and-games-a1-382964-1-1-TmU9OTAwMDAmTj0zODI5NjQ=.fltr

7/16/2009 9:20:37 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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"The worst was probably this redneck wedding I went to in Aiken, SC...they gave everyone a big ass truck tire with their names on them. Like, a full size tire with "Mr. and Mrs. Derrick Hoffman" in huge letters on the side. No one knew what the heck to do with them. I used mine as a sled."


Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

7/16/2009 8:22:22 PM

EMCE
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I don't know about the worst...

but I was having this discussion with Gina the other say...
we were agreeing on how much it sucked when you were a kit, and some relative gave you socks as a present. But now that we're grow, if a motherfucker gives me some brand new socks, I'm like "OOOOOHHHH FUCK YEAH!!!"

as if I could buy those shits on my own

weird

7/16/2009 8:26:25 PM

AndyMac
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The maze puzzles blew

But those little water puzzle things were kind of cool for a few minutes.

7/16/2009 8:35:02 PM

jackleg
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my mom gave emce like 20 pairs of socks a few years ago for xmas, i think i only got 19

she likes him more

7/16/2009 8:35:38 PM

EMCE
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ha ha ha, I felt so horrible after I left your house that xmas

your mom was all like "Jeff, you get more socks that Travis, because you'll need them....he won't need them. I hate my son, yada yada yada...."

7/16/2009 8:37:44 PM

jackleg
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you are my real son this is your grandma travis doesnt have one etc etc

7/16/2009 8:39:13 PM

EMCE
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seriously...I didn't know what to say...

"thanks for the socks...but you should really work on loving your son more. I love him (no homo)"

7/16/2009 8:41:30 PM

jackleg
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i dont know. i guess im gonna go drown my sorrows at taco bell

7/16/2009 8:41:56 PM

EMCE
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cheer up jackleg

and don't get a crunch wrap supreme.

that is the worst hexagon I've ever eaten!
-Ingmar

7/16/2009 8:43:22 PM

TroopofEchos
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A tiny little white cardboard-shaped "bag" filled with chocolates but there was blood on it
wtf

7/16/2009 8:51:21 PM

saps852
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herpes

7/16/2009 8:52:04 PM

AndyMac
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^^ cardboard shaped?

7/16/2009 8:55:43 PM

TroopofEchos
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HAHA . . I meant to say a tiny cardboard bag. I have no idea why the fuck I worded it like that.
SHAPED LIKE CARDBOARD

7/16/2009 9:00:23 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Quote :
"A tiny little white cardboard-shaped "bag" filled with chocolates but there was blood on it"


7/16/2009 10:45:18 PM

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Quote :
"SHAPED

LIKE

CARDBOARD"


I'm sitting here cracking up at that right now.

7/16/2009 11:50:29 PM

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