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chembob
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didn't go to sleep after a morning of drinking, wrecked car right outside of apartment complex...got begonias to come over at 1 pm thinking it was the transmission and that she could put it in neutral and steer and he could push it, then realized the axle/frame was broken once they saw it, was in pain from punching walls and wounded on hands and ankle from drunken night, took 2 of her painkillers and tried to eat some mcdonald's she gave him, puked all over his front lawn in front of her(who is afraid of vomiting), call tow truck company to get car towed 30 feet, make [user]begonias[\user] get hair wet and put in a white towel to see how it stains towels purple.

phew.

she couldn't do it....she likes her calm, uneventful life.

7/16/2009 10:27:59 AM

NeuseRvrRat
hello Mr. NSA!
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worst parody we've seen in days

7/16/2009 10:29:23 AM

grimx
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more like:

didn't go to sleep after a night of chasing down Lane for two dollarbucks. He said he didn't have a dime. I said I didn't ask for a dime, I asked for two dollarbucks. then I chased him down the K12 and fell off a cliff.

7/16/2009 10:35:02 AM

BettrOffDead
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hhahaha

one afternoon in the life of bettroffdead

begonias came over for an all day drink a thon and sit in kiddy pool fest and brought some bitch she worked with. everyone got drunk and begonias somehow convinced this girl to call in sick and get fired and take her shirt off. every partied REALLY hard. no one drove. my car mightve gotten dented with a beer bottle falling off the porch.

7/16/2009 10:36:10 AM

chembob
Yankee Cowboy
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lol, nice.

7/16/2009 10:52:32 AM

begonias
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^^ haha. based on a true story.

I didn't convince her to take her shirt off, it was whoever had the monopoly money.

7/16/2009 2:55:19 PM

elkaybie
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finished off with a 'say it ain't so' duet with elkaybie

7/16/2009 3:02:24 PM

saps852
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TWO DOLLARS

7/16/2009 3:11:39 PM

chembob
Yankee Cowboy
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Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

7/16/2009 10:12:32 PM

NCJockGirl
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rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

7/16/2009 10:20:24 PM

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