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lucyinthesky
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How frequently do you masturbate?

I ask because my neighbor told me it was going to be a very rough week because he's having his sperm count tested (just for FUN) and apparently he can't release the boys for a week. Is that really a long time?

This kind of reminds me of The Contest from Seinfeld.

7/17/2009 8:10:24 PM

BigMan157
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about 60Hz

7/17/2009 8:11:06 PM

simonn
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yes, that's a long time.

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 8:11 PM. Reason : fuck i wouldn't have answered if i saw who posted it, but whatever.]

7/17/2009 8:11:28 PM

grimx
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120hz is the new 60hz

7/17/2009 8:11:28 PM

CleverFilth
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a week is easy.

a month would be quite an accomplishment.

a year is unimaginable.

7/17/2009 8:12:30 PM

twoozles
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0 times in 2009

7/17/2009 8:12:38 PM

jackleg
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whenever i am typing to a girl on the internet i am doing it with one hand

7/17/2009 8:12:48 PM

BigMan157
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i think rubbing one about sixty times a second is doing fairly well, sir

7/17/2009 8:12:56 PM

JCTarheel
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A week is pretty challenging.

7/17/2009 8:13:46 PM

d7freestyler
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Quote :
"about 60Hz"



LOL

7/17/2009 8:14:24 PM

lucyinthesky
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My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the answers in this thread.

7/17/2009 8:14:54 PM

jackleg
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i dont do planned jerking off anymore. we like to be spontaneous

7/17/2009 8:15:41 PM

ShawnaC123
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I routinely go three to four weeks between times

7/17/2009 8:16:53 PM

LimpyNuts
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i don't jerk it.

7/17/2009 8:16:53 PM

lucyinthesky
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Jerkin the gherkin

7/17/2009 8:17:49 PM

Biofreak70
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I guess it all depends on how consistently one is getting laid. If I'm laying pipe 1-2 times a day I don't think I'll be choking the chicken that much at all

7/17/2009 8:18:09 PM

jackleg
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honestly i rarely do. unless i see a hot chick on tv or internet and get a boner that just wont go away for hours

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 8:18 PM. Reason : ^that too]

7/17/2009 8:18:30 PM

CleverFilth
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fighting the purple helmet warrior

7/17/2009 8:18:42 PM

jackleg
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tug o war with cyclops

7/17/2009 8:18:56 PM

lucyinthesky
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Yeah, but how long can you go without "release"/orgasm/whatever?

7/17/2009 8:19:18 PM

CleverFilth
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beating the shit out of your midget friend

7/17/2009 8:19:22 PM

twoozles
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^^no more than 10 days

7/17/2009 8:20:10 PM

lucyinthesky
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Double-clicking the mouse (girls)

7/17/2009 8:20:27 PM

LimpyNuts
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^^^^ i haven't had sex in 3 and a half years

7/17/2009 8:21:02 PM

BigMan157
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i only do it on the bus

occasionally hilarious comedians are on the bus with me

7/17/2009 8:21:30 PM

CleverFilth
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i've sealed an actual envelope with my jizz before.

7/17/2009 8:24:01 PM

lucyinthesky
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Parting the red sea (pd)

7/17/2009 8:25:19 PM

LimpyNuts
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i just vomited. thank you.

7/17/2009 8:26:17 PM

jackleg
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disgustingly genius

7/17/2009 8:26:35 PM

not dnl
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twice a week tops as of late

7/17/2009 8:31:56 PM

simonn
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is that since you broke your hand?

7/17/2009 8:37:21 PM

not dnl
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in your moms vag?

7/17/2009 8:38:11 PM

ShawnaC123
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^^^^they don't call him CleverFilth for nothing.

7/17/2009 8:41:11 PM

Rat Soup
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i can will my dong into blowing a load whenever i want

7/17/2009 8:43:02 PM

pilgrimshoes
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it's weird

i beat more when im getting laid on the regular

even if im getting laid everyday im just fucking randy all the time

if im not, then it's like, every few days

7/17/2009 8:43:48 PM

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^

7/17/2009 8:45:24 PM

twoozles
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yeah, like any of us are going to believe you^ get laid on the reg

7/17/2009 8:47:37 PM

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stop stalking me. stop stalking the people i talk to.

7/17/2009 9:23:15 PM

BobbyDigital
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Quote :
"i've sealed an actual envelope with my jizz before."


oh shit, i'm so going to do this when I mail in my property taxes.

7/17/2009 9:25:25 PM

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