How frequently do you masturbate? I ask because my neighbor told me it was going to be a very rough week because he's having his sperm count tested (just for FUN) and apparently he can't release the boys for a week. Is that really a long time?This kind of reminds me of The Contest from Seinfeld.
7/17/2009 8:10:24 PM
about 60Hz
7/17/2009 8:11:06 PM
yes, that's a long time.[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 8:11 PM. Reason : fuck i wouldn't have answered if i saw who posted it, but whatever.]
7/17/2009 8:11:28 PM
120hz is the new 60hz
a week is easy.a month would be quite an accomplishment.a year is unimaginable.
7/17/2009 8:12:30 PM
0 times in 2009
7/17/2009 8:12:38 PM
whenever i am typing to a girl on the internet i am doing it with one hand
7/17/2009 8:12:48 PM
i think rubbing one about sixty times a second is doing fairly well, sir
7/17/2009 8:12:56 PM
A week is pretty challenging.
7/17/2009 8:13:46 PM
7/17/2009 8:14:24 PM
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the answers in this thread.
7/17/2009 8:14:54 PM
i dont do planned jerking off anymore. we like to be spontaneous
7/17/2009 8:15:41 PM
I routinely go three to four weeks between times
7/17/2009 8:16:53 PM
i don't jerk it.
Jerkin the gherkin
7/17/2009 8:17:49 PM
I guess it all depends on how consistently one is getting laid. If I'm laying pipe 1-2 times a day I don't think I'll be choking the chicken that much at all
7/17/2009 8:18:09 PM
honestly i rarely do. unless i see a hot chick on tv or internet and get a boner that just wont go away for hours[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 8:18 PM. Reason : ^that too]
7/17/2009 8:18:30 PM
fighting the purple helmet warrior
7/17/2009 8:18:42 PM
tug o war with cyclops
7/17/2009 8:18:56 PM
Yeah, but how long can you go without "release"/orgasm/whatever?
7/17/2009 8:19:18 PM
beating the shit out of your midget friend
7/17/2009 8:19:22 PM
^^no more than 10 days
7/17/2009 8:20:10 PM
Double-clicking the mouse (girls)
7/17/2009 8:20:27 PM
^^^^ i haven't had sex in 3 and a half years
7/17/2009 8:21:02 PM
i only do it on the busoccasionally hilarious comedians are on the bus with me
7/17/2009 8:21:30 PM
i've sealed an actual envelope with my jizz before.
7/17/2009 8:24:01 PM
Parting the red sea (pd)
7/17/2009 8:25:19 PM
i just vomited. thank you.
7/17/2009 8:26:17 PM
7/17/2009 8:26:35 PM
twice a week tops as of late
7/17/2009 8:31:56 PM
is that since you broke your hand?
7/17/2009 8:37:21 PM
in your moms vag?
7/17/2009 8:38:11 PM
^^^^they don't call him CleverFilth for nothing.
7/17/2009 8:41:11 PM
i can will my dong into blowing a load whenever i want
7/17/2009 8:43:02 PM
it's weirdi beat more when im getting laid on the regulareven if im getting laid everyday im just fucking randy all the timeif im not, then it's like, every few days
7/17/2009 8:43:48 PM
^
7/17/2009 8:45:24 PM
yeah, like any of us are going to believe you^ get laid on the reg
7/17/2009 8:47:37 PM
stop stalking me. stop stalking the people i talk to.
7/17/2009 9:23:15 PM
7/17/2009 9:25:25 PM