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zxappeal
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I saw "The Devil in Miss Jones 2" the other night...actual film quality porn. Quality acting, real-sounding moaning, no stupid lines like "fuck my hot pussy. You know you want to fuck my nasty pussy." And boy, do I love that early '80s bush.

Oh, and no rock-hard, misshapen fake tits either. Money all the way around.

7/18/2009 1:22:32 AM

skokiaan
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cheap video cameras made it all a race to the bottom

7/18/2009 1:24:06 AM

zxappeal
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God, ain't THAT the truth...

7/18/2009 1:24:33 AM

joe_schmoe
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i was following you until

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"And boy, do I love that early '80s bush."


and then you lost me.

7/18/2009 1:37:41 AM

zxappeal
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Sir you ain't et pussy 'till you et hairy jungle pussy.

I like 'em all. But I like some hair on that pie the best. Dunno why...just something alluring about it is all.

7/18/2009 1:45:43 AM

joe_schmoe
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man i've snorkeled through a brillo pad to find teh purple.

doesn't mean i gotta LIKE to eat fur.



[Edited on July 18, 2009 at 1:49 AM. Reason : ]

7/18/2009 1:49:08 AM

zxappeal
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I almost shitted all over myself laughing so hard after I read that.

7/18/2009 1:50:03 AM

simonn
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^ LOL, ditto that.

7/18/2009 1:51:38 AM

j_sun
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acting does not belong in porn

7/18/2009 1:59:21 AM

FykalJpn
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^don't confuse the porn acting from the late 70s/early 80s with modern porn acting

[Edited on July 18, 2009 at 2:05 AM. Reason : sp]

7/18/2009 2:05:03 AM

LovedYoMoma
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Quote :
"Sir you ain't et pussy 'till you et hairy jungle pussy."


I've eaten shaved, turf on the field and jungle pussy, but good sir, there is never a good reason to ever eat it if is a jungle...


..just saying...

7/18/2009 2:09:33 AM

69
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you probably were watching 70's porn when it first came out you old fart

7/18/2009 9:57:37 AM

kiljadn
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Quote :
"fuck my hot pussy. You know you want to fuck my nasty pussy."


these lines may be stupid but if they weren't said in pr0n them some of the girls I've slept with wouldn't have said them to me



and I LOVE it when bitches say shit like this.

7/18/2009 10:00:22 AM

jackleg
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droppin fuckin loads

7/18/2009 10:22:55 AM

smoothcrim
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the porn stars were better back then too. you knew they were just filthy in their own right, not just lookin for a buck and some face time.

7/18/2009 10:44:07 AM

GGMon
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I too - love early '80s bush.

7/18/2009 10:48:14 AM

statered
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I prefer mid-80s Reagan. Without him the Soviets might have never torn down that damn wall.

7/18/2009 2:48:41 PM

GGMon
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STAR WARS - FTW

7/18/2009 2:58:11 PM

BubbleBobble
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not even one picture ITT

7/18/2009 3:01:05 PM

Fermat
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I recommend Color Climax for some good storylines and wicked awesome (to the max) wood-inducing scenes

unless it's dubbed, you wont know what they're saying, but you can tell its better than the "Bend over girl.. aawwwhwhhh yeaahhhh. ok now hold the camera while my boy highfives me" shit nowadays

7/18/2009 3:13:01 PM

Jen
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where does one procure said porn

7/18/2009 3:34:26 PM

fleetwud
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Denmark, apparently

7/18/2009 3:41:05 PM

Fermat
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i use the internet to get it. but thats just me

7/18/2009 3:47:28 PM

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7/18/2009 3:48:52 PM

ENDContra
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To be fair, you cant compare classic porn to the crap you see on BangBus...its two different things. Its easy to think that stuff like that is all thats out there now, because its so readily available. Check out "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" for modern porn that has decent acting/plot...I mean, its nothing fantastic, but better than most other things Ive seen (also had an 8 million dollar budget!).

7/18/2009 4:21:39 PM

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