She's not homeless and she knows a lot about the internets.



This is a serious thread, although it is also free. Please do not lock, but enjoy this occasion to troll the crap out of me.

7/19/2009 6:30:30 PM

[Edited on July 19, 2009 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2009 6:35:05 PM

I would like to take this moment to apologize to your mother as well. On a good note you may soon have another sibling!

7/19/2009 6:35:37 PM

dude is your mom hot?

7/19/2009 6:35:45 PM

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"wat"

My mom found out through my brother that I post on The Wolf Web and she did not like some of my posts. This is why no one should ever talk about The Wolf Web.

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"I would like to take this moment to apologize to your mother as well. On a good note you may soon have another sibling!"

Expected joke five!

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"dude is your mom hot?"

Do you like older women?

7/19/2009 6:37:51 PM

lol what did you do?

7/19/2009 6:37:55 PM

I quoted her as homeless in a thread in The Lounge. She is merely being evicted.

[Edited on July 19, 2009 at 6:39 PM. Reason : although in my defense, she said she lived at The Salvation Army]

7/19/2009 6:38:59 PM

Did you at least find your medical records?

7/19/2009 6:40:19 PM

Nice! Funny that she should check on what you post.

7/19/2009 6:40:25 PM

^^if shes hot it doesnt matter but i would like to get some milfs/cougs

7/19/2009 6:41:04 PM

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"Did you at least find your medical records?"

No. (but she's looking)

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"if shes hot it doesnt matter but i would like to get some milfs/cougs"

All right.

7/19/2009 6:50:36 PM

don't be bashful. your mom is hot aint she?

7/19/2009 6:51:10 PM

Totally.

7/19/2009 6:52:43 PM

So your mom registered on TWW and paid $5 so she could actually post stalk you? Or she just happened to see your name on a forum and click to see what you typed?

7/19/2009 6:53:43 PM

^^i can sense sarcasm. mission abort.

7/19/2009 7:23:22 PM

^^ She found out through my youngest brother, because I told him that somebody contacted me about my other brother.

7/19/2009 8:02:18 PM

So your mom didn't actually read your posts, she just heard about them from your brother?

7/19/2009 8:07:34 PM

^^You didn't... >.< Why would you bring TWW into your family like this? Disastrous...

7/19/2009 8:37:59 PM

i'd like to apologize to your mom, too...


it was quite rude to knock her up and not call her back...

(jk... wouldn't it be horrible if i were really like that?)

7/19/2009 8:49:14 PM

i would hate for my family to find out about TWW. other than my sister, she already knows.

7/19/2009 9:00:01 PM

First rule of TWW: don't talk about TWW

7/19/2009 9:03:13 PM

seriously, i'd be embarrassed for my friends to find out about TWW, much less my family. and i don't even get involved in the scandalous stuff and am relatively unknown by the users here.

7/19/2009 9:25:42 PM

i know more about Spontaneous' fucked up family and their myriad of problems than people i know IRL.

7/20/2009 2:24:00 AM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

TWW is a blog!

7/21/2009 12:17:01 AM

i, too, do not talk about tww

sometimes i'll mention to the gf something i came across on tww (like a news article or something) and she'll ask how i came across it...i have to look the other way and mumble something about cnn, but she knows it's tww and she rolls her eyes anyway

7/21/2009 8:02:57 AM

True story, swear to God: Years ago, some joker on here (I think it was maybe peakseeker or Ansonian) mailed my mom a package containing a letter and some printouts of posts I'd made. He was warning her that I had posted a nude photo of my sister and might have some kind of sexual obsession with her.

My mom thought it was pretty funny.

7/21/2009 8:10:30 AM

^ useless without pics

7/21/2009 8:13:36 AM

I'm sure there are a number of users on here who have the photo in question. I'm not reposting it.

7/21/2009 8:15:20 AM

plz2post, someone

7/21/2009 8:18:06 AM

my parents know about tww/what it is and are grateful for it bc you people have helped us find stuff, people, etc. i've never let them really look at it except for the thread about my mom's old dog and some cat pictures. my mom asked if she could join to ask stuff too back when we were looking for japanese maples near rocky mount...i told her sure but she needs to grow a steel backbone and get used to lots of vulgar language, images, etc. she said no thanks

i'm fine if they know about tww.

of course i'm not like 20 yrs old, still a dependent, getting involved in the ghey ass drama around here, and talking crap about my family...

also, my bosses, sibling, and aunt & uncle know what it is too. i'm not ashamed

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 8:31 AM. Reason : tww represent]

7/21/2009 8:30:04 AM

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"i, too, do not talk about tww"

As do I. The only friends I have that know about it went to school with me at NCSU and found out about it through various means other than me. None of my family or local friends have any idea how tuff I really am online.

7/21/2009 11:44:09 AM

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"I quoted her as homeless in a thread in The Lounge. She is merely being evicted"

thats great, so your mom is doing drugs and hooking on the side. where is al the rent money going. tell her to kick that meth to the curb

7/21/2009 11:48:33 AM

^ She's bipolar and the medicine she's on made her super sleepy and miss the few shifts she was given at Arby's. She also has no car.

Not every poor female is a welfare queen, just like not every rich person cheats their way to the top.

7/21/2009 12:11:11 PM

mother

are you there?

i love you

I didnt mean to beat you over the head

with that shovel

7/21/2009 12:16:34 PM

lolol

7/21/2009 12:18:26 PM

which arbys

7/21/2009 12:53:06 PM

damn.

apparently the only thing more fucked up than your mom, is you talking about your mom's problems on TWW. i mean, who would do that?

you air your whole family's mental problems here. your brother, your cousin, your mom.... what the hell is wrong with you?



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[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2009 12:54:15 PM

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"you air your whole family's mental problems here. your brother, your cousin, your mom.... what the hell is wrong with you?"

7/21/2009 12:58:27 PM

there's a joke to be made here about your mother and arby's roast beef, but im not going to do it

just make you think about it

7/21/2009 1:02:59 PM

all i see when i read a spontaneous/cdweller post is

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"WHINE BITCH WHINE OMFG MY LIFE SUCKZZZZZZZZZZZZ "

7/21/2009 1:07:26 PM

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"there's a joke to be made here about your mother and arby's roast beef, but im not going to do it just make you think about it"

Well played, good sir.

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"you air your whole family's mental problems here. your brother, your cousin, your mom.... what the hell is wrong with you?"

It's an Internet forum. Screw social mores.

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"which arbys"

Hagerstown

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"all i see when i read a spontaneous/cdweller post is "WHINE BITCH WHINE OMFG MY LIFE SUCKZZZZZZZZZZZZ""

It's necessary to bring balance to this forum from all the "OMFG, MY LIFE IS AWESOME" peeps.

7/21/2009 2:07:36 PM

what is a homeless lady doing looking at your posts?

is your mom that lady who wears all camo and used to hang out in the library all day?

7/21/2009 2:44:35 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Nope. She's also not homeless. There was a miscommunication somewhere between my mom and me.

7/21/2009 3:21:04 PM

that lady in the camo was crazy as fuck

7/21/2009 3:22:54 PM

Does she still use the free compys at the bottom of DH Hill?

7/21/2009 3:28:17 PM

she definitely did in spring 07 before i graduated. crazy ass bitch with some big ass headphones and talking to herself. saw her almost get in a fight with some black homeless looking lady over a computer one day.

7/21/2009 3:29:32 PM

http://www.images.com/spontaneous.mom.jpg

7/21/2009 3:30:58 PM

It's a one-frame RickRoll!

7/21/2009 3:33:25 PM

wearing camouflage and shit

7/21/2009 3:34:33 PM

SEU

7/21/2009 3:35:55 PM