http://www.slashfood.com/2009/07/17/kid-rock-launches-american-badass-beer/

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"Kid Rock describes his "American Badass Beer" as an easy to drink lager with no aftertaste. "I'm American, that's what I like to drink, and from looking around the parking lot before my shows, I know that's what my fans drink," Kid Rock told the Detroit Free Press."

Hahahahaha, so he's basically admitting it's going to be cold piss. Just put Busch Light in a new can.

7/20/2009 12:40:34 PM

hahaha if he can make it cheaper than busch light more power to him because noone is gonna buy a more expensive crap beer just cuz of the name.

7/20/2009 12:42:40 PM

Hepatitis in a can

7/20/2009 12:44:14 PM

Summer of '98: McGwire and Sosa, Armageddon and Deep Impact, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit

Ah, to be 13 again

7/20/2009 12:44:17 PM

I actually worked at Mission Valley when Armageddon came out. Shit, I spliced the fucking reels together

7/20/2009 1:10:14 PM

you is old

7/20/2009 1:11:49 PM

and a wife

7/20/2009 1:11:51 PM

i too read slashfood

7/20/2009 1:12:18 PM

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"I actually worked at Mission Valley when Armageddon came out. Shit, I spliced the fucking reels together"

You should have spliced the opening credits with the end credits got me out of there in record time. Also cut the audio to spare paying customers the torture of having to listen to Aerosmith.

As far as the beer goes, idiots will love it.

7/20/2009 1:12:25 PM

So it's going to taste like the beer that's left in the bottom of a can that's been sitting in a parking lot. They could distinguish the brand by leaving a bee inside each bottle. The redneck tequila.

7/20/2009 1:14:12 PM

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"You should have spliced the opening credits with the end credits got me out of there in record time. Also cut the audio to spare paying customers the torture of having to listen to Aerosmith. As far as the beer goes, idiots will love it. "

couldnt of agreed more

7/20/2009 1:15:27 PM

7/20/2009 1:19:16 PM

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"Hahahahaha, so he's basically admitting it's going to be cold piss. Just put Busch Light in a new can."

Fuck you. Busch Light is a worthy drink on a hot summer day.


Man, I can still remember taht one time it was $8.99/24pk @ the FL on Lake Wheeler. TheBullDoza and I were getting groceries and noticed the price. We bought 3 cases that day. Best decision we ever made.

7/20/2009 1:20:54 PM

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"Fuck you. Busch Light is a worthy drink on a hot summer day. "

maybe if you're unemployed and the store doesn't sell anything else.

7/20/2009 1:22:38 PM

i'm with hurley

7/20/2009 1:23:15 PM

I did the same thing when they had High Life for 9 bucks at the Avent Food Lion


Drunk 19 beers over the course of a Saturday, passed out, woke up and promptly finished the last 5, and Pollock'd my couch

7/20/2009 1:23:46 PM

all beer tastes like assorted types of piss

THIS PISS TASTES BETTER THAN THAT PISS

I PUT ON MY TOP HAT AND MONOCLE

7/20/2009 1:25:10 PM

i remember that high life sale

a friend of mine jumped off of the second floor balcony at our place at uwoods that night

7/20/2009 1:27:01 PM

once i drank one six pack of busch light at a party off of chamberlain, probably in about 2004. never had it again. didn't find it particularly noteworthy at all, but i had a 6 pack and i didn't want to waste it.

7/20/2009 1:28:55 PM

I'm a PBR man myself

7/20/2009 1:28:56 PM

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"all beer tastes like assorted types of piss THIS PISS TASTES BETTER THAN THAT PISS I PUT ON MY TOP HAT AND MONOCLE"

7/20/2009 1:33:35 PM

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"i remember that high life sale a friend of mine jumped off of the second floor balcony at our place at uwoods that night"

we should have made it a point to hang out haha.


and come on pinkandblack, I use to want to be a beer snob, but soon realized that sipping those expensive beers was costly, and partying with anyone and everyone meant i should stay within their range of purchases.


Now, I drink about whatever. save for malt likkers, and miller products.

7/20/2009 1:34:17 PM

well, it really depends on if you want to drink to be drunk or drink to relax. i usually do the later, so i spend less money anyway. that's just who i am.

7/20/2009 1:39:46 PM

i say it still depends.

but you can't roll up to a party with the good ol' boys sippin on some $6 bottle of Fat Tire.

Gotta roll in with a 12 of Budweiser.

7/20/2009 1:51:45 PM

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"Gotta roll in with a 12 of Budweiser PBR."

7/20/2009 1:52:50 PM

PBR is too fanboy

7/20/2009 1:53:49 PM

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""I'm American, that's what I like to drink""

Gotta hate that he continues to perpetuate this ridiculous stereotype about American beers.

I'm American, and it says nothing about my propensity to drink shit-water like a bunch of yahoos sitting on a fishing boat. There are plenty of excellent craft breweries in America that have, arguably, the best beer in the world. This should be the face of American beer, not alcoholic dog piss.

7/20/2009 1:55:47 PM

^

7/20/2009 1:56:15 PM

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"but you can't roll up to a party with the good ol' boys sippin on some $6 bottle of Fat Tire."

can't say the last time i was at a party with many good old boys. dirty hippies, yes, but not guys who would be caught dead listening to, well, kid rock.

7/20/2009 1:57:20 PM

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"drink shit-water like a bunch of yahoos sitting on a fishing boat."

WHOA SON

wtf does fishing have to do with a damn thing?

i think you're looking for the term "white trash"

7/20/2009 1:57:35 PM

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"i say it still depends. but you can't roll up to a party with the good ol' boys sippin on some $6 bottle of Fat Tire. Gotta roll in with a 12 of Budweiser."

I know NC's beer selection is complete dog balls, but since when is Fat Tire considered gourmet? What a sad state of affairs.

7/20/2009 1:58:10 PM

the only type of snob worst than a beer snob are those crazy shaving snobs

7/20/2009 1:59:36 PM

Kid Rolling Rock?

7/20/2009 2:02:02 PM

i dont drink those other shitty beers, i've got style, i drink LANDSHARK LAGER

7/20/2009 2:03:30 PM

^
Please tell me that's a joke.

7/20/2009 2:06:56 PM

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"Just so you know, so it's it's set in stone, Kid Rock don't come from where I come from: Yeah, it's true, he's a Yank, he ain't no son of Hank: If you even thought so, god-damn, you're fucking dumb."

-HankIII

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"I know NC's beer selection is complete dog balls, but since when is Fat Tire considered gourmet? What a sad state of affairs."

Who said it was "gourmet?" are you a beer knurd with many a saucer on the wall downtown? what's your beer sampling count? what do you sip on? What is your gourmet?

7/20/2009 2:07:53 PM

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"I know NC's beer selection is complete dog balls, but since when is Fat Tire considered gourmet? What a sad state of affairs."

fuck you

highland,duck rabbit and big boss are three of my favorite brewing companies....and i've had beer from all over

7/20/2009 2:14:22 PM

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"Who said it was "gourmet?" are you a beer knurd with many a saucer on the wall downtown? what's your beer sampling count? what do you sip on? What is your gourmet?"

RIP "THE SODFATHER"

i just don't get why drinking a ton of shitty beers is any better or even equal to drinking a well-made beer.

^i have to agree. add red oak to that.

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2009 2:15:07 PM

the only thing more pathetic than a beer snob is someone who argues with a beer snob

7/20/2009 2:16:35 PM

MCDONALDS IS BETTER THAN RUTH'S CHRIS CAUSE I CAN EAT 10 BURGERS, SON

7/20/2009 2:20:48 PM

fat tire is like guiness, decent in small doses but you wouldnt wanna get drunk off it

7/20/2009 2:22:09 PM

and sometimes you just wanna get drunk for cheap

7/20/2009 2:23:02 PM

well yeah

Its always good beer/liqour wine for the first 3-4 drinks

After that its whatevers the cheapest, since you cant tell the difference anymore anyway

7/20/2009 2:23:56 PM

i'll admit, i have two beers in my fridge right now.

icehouse, and red oak

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2009 2:24:00 PM

people in nc are fawning over fat tire just like when yuengling first came around

it's not that fabulous of a beer ya'll.

7/20/2009 2:24:27 PM

^^finally, the truth

7/20/2009 2:25:27 PM

i don't get into these silly beer fads


i just buy the cheapest beer i can choke down

7/20/2009 2:27:40 PM

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"i just don't get why drinking a ton of shitty beers is any better or even equal to drinking a well-made beer."

it's not. I spose I should more clearly state there's a time and place for different kinds of beer.

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"the only thing more pathetic than a beer snob is someone who argues with a beer snob "

FWIW, I love each and every time i get to sample a craft beer.

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"i'll admit, i have two beers in my fridge right now. icehouse, and red oak "

fool, see, you know whats up.

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : -]

7/20/2009 2:30:43 PM

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"there's a time and place for different kinds of beer"

logic? on my wolfweb?

it's more likely than you think.

7/20/2009 2:31:54 PM

7/20/2009 2:32:22 PM