Opening a can of soda you stole in the office. Can't muffle that shit for nothin'.

7/21/2009 1:34:16 PM

yep its like Peter Griffin eating those chips in Anne Frank's attic

7/21/2009 1:35:04 PM

DNL's mom mid-coitus?

7/21/2009 1:35:11 PM

nah, it's louder at a funeral

7/21/2009 1:37:32 PM

has that extra reverb

7/21/2009 1:38:15 PM

...when you know it's gonna be a quiet fart, until you release it.

7/21/2009 1:38:44 PM

...taking a bong-hit when your friend is on the phone with his mom

7/21/2009 1:38:53 PM

the inappropriate punchline to a joke you're telling someone right when everyone else in earshot suddenly decides to shut up

7/21/2009 1:41:11 PM

Stealing a bonghit while your friend's mom farts on the phone.

7/21/2009 1:41:16 PM

when you're nutting and the porn ends and the only sound is your "Ugh, Ugh" grunts of pleasure

7/21/2009 1:42:31 PM

Bottles and cans are always louder than ever when opened in a movie theater as well.

7/21/2009 1:45:25 PM

i usually coff to break the seal, then i slowly break the rest of the seal away with my finger

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 2:04 PM. Reason : lol]

7/21/2009 1:58:20 PM

Quote :

"I USUALLY CAUGH"

7/21/2009 2:00:43 PM

Quote :

"FARTING IN CHURCH"

7/21/2009 2:04:08 PM

cans of soda or beer are exceptionally loud in movie theaters as well. you have to go to a comedy and wait until everyone is laughing.

7/21/2009 2:05:45 PM

^ stole my post. opening up a can of beer in a movie theater is loud as hell. was in "the hangover" though and there were cans popping open all over the place. pretty funny

7/21/2009 3:27:40 PM

Office farts that you thought would be silent.

7/21/2009 3:32:22 PM

Those wooden pews in church are like built in fart amplfiers

I've let out a few that I thought would sneak out, but instead resembled a high pitch shriek

7/21/2009 3:34:49 PM

slave famous? in church?

it's more likely than you think

7/21/2009 3:35:19 PM

also, when you're taking a dump at work, and you've already dumped and are just chilling, and someone comes in the stall next to dump, and you hear EVERYTHING

7/21/2009 3:36:05 PM

e-l-e-v-e-n

7/21/2009 3:37:43 PM

the best is when they make accompanying noises

"UGH...oh god", "Fuck yeah", and "AHHHHHH" seem to be the favorites around here

7/21/2009 3:38:59 PM

the uncomfortable silence generated by people in the other bathroom stall when i Hiroshima that bitch up.

7/21/2009 3:40:38 PM

http://tinyurl.com/l8sctn

7/21/2009 3:41:05 PM

freshman girls?

7/21/2009 3:50:59 PM