I think I'm heading to LA next weekend for a couple of days of debauchery. Any suggestions for crazy activities?
7/26/2009 4:50:46 PM
I TOO HAVE BEEN TO LA AND OTHER COOL CITIES.
7/26/2009 4:51:41 PM
Visit our family in ComptonI think Lil' Dee gets out of jail this week.
7/26/2009 4:53:03 PM
get a tattoo
7/26/2009 4:53:08 PM
I was takin a trip out to L.A.Toolin along in my cheveroletTokin on a number and diggin on the stereoJust as I crossed the Mississippi lineI heard that highway start to whineAnd I knew that left rear tire was about to blowWell the spare was flat and I got uptightCause there wasn't a filling station in sightSo I just limped on down the shoulder on the rimI went as far as I could and when I stopped the carIt was right in front of this little barKind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop InnI stuffed my hair up under my hatAnd told the bartender that I had a flatAnd would he be kind enough to give me change for a oneThere was one thing I was sure proud to seeThere wasn't a soul in the place except for him and meHe just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephoneI called up the station down the road a waysHe said he wasn't very busy todayAnd he could have someone out there in just about 10 minutes or soHe said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"And I didn't bother to tell the darn foolThat I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to goSo I ordered up a beer and sat down at the barWhen some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this carWith the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?"He looked at me and I damn near diedAnd I decided that I'd just wait outsideSo I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the doorJust when I thought I'd get outta there with my skinThese 3 big dudes come strollin inWith one old drunk chick and some fella with green teethNow the last thing I wanted was to get into a fightIn Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday nightEspecially when there was three of them and only one of meI was almost to the door when the biggest oneSaid, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!"And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneathThey all started laughin and I felt kinda sickAnd I knew I better think of something pretty quickSo I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the kneeNow he let out a yell that'd curl yer hairBut before he could move I grabbed me a chairAnd said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!""You may not know it but this man is a spy.He's a undercover agent for the FBIAnd he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"He was still bent over holdin on to his kneeBut everybody else was looking and listening to meAnd I laid it on thicker hand heavier as I went"He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!I betchya he's even got a commie flagtacked up on the wall inside of his garage.""He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage""Would you believe this man has gone as farAs tearing Bush/Cheney stickers off the bumpers of cars.And he voted for John Kerry for President."They started lookin real suspicious at himHe jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!""I'm a faithful follower of Brother John BirchAnd I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressedBut I didn't wait around to hear the restI was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luckWhen I hit the door I was making tracksAnd they were just taking my car down off the jacksSo I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother upNow Richard Petty would'a sure been proudOf the way I was movin when I passed that crowdComing out the door and headed toward me at a trottNow I guess I should of gone ahead and runBut somehow I just couldn't resist the funOf chasing them all just once around the parking lotI had them all out there steppin and fetchinLike their heads was on fire and their asses was catchinthen I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got thereWhen I hit the road I was really wheelinHad gravel flyin and rubber squeelinAnd I didn't slow down till I was almost to ArkansasI think I'm gonna reroute my tripI wonder if anybody'd think I'd flippedIf I went to L.A., via Omaha[Edited on July 26, 2009 at 5:01 PM. Reason : .]
7/26/2009 4:54:52 PM
7/26/2009 5:10:41 PM
drive in a car?
7/26/2009 5:12:12 PM
Rent a maserati and cruise compton?I actually do want to rent an exotic car and cruise Laguna. Great idea.
7/26/2009 5:43:18 PM
If you're headed towards Compton, then you must eat at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. It's delicious.
7/26/2009 6:02:12 PM
7/27/2009 10:39:12 AM
rent roller blades or a bike at venice beach and ride around
7/27/2009 11:10:20 AM
Hang out with the Chili Peppers and bitch about how fake LA is.
7/27/2009 2:01:19 PM
get on the free way at about 5:30 pm, its awesome...also, see if you can track the hammer pants guys down when you are out there
7/27/2009 2:34:56 PM
go to disneyland.
7/27/2009 2:36:07 PM
How hard is it to get a prescription for medicinal marijuana? I want to do that and then satisfy my munchies at Roscoe's.And I'm not really going for pleasure. Going for a charity event, but want to make the most of the 48 hours there.[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 2:48 PM. Reason : .]
7/27/2009 2:47:27 PM
what part of LA?
7/27/2009 2:53:10 PM
West Hollywood
7/27/2009 3:02:38 PM
7/27/2009 3:04:03 PM
I LOVED eating at Asia de Cuba last time I was in town. Great food. Great views.The shopping is decent, but I don't know that the shopping is the most exciting thing to do.
7/27/2009 3:09:00 PM
there's always starfucking!
7/27/2009 3:09:28 PM
That may be a bad idea. A guyfriend is flying me out there to escort him to a charity event. But if things go bad ... I'm meeting up with Sex Toy Dave from Millionaire Matchmaker!
7/27/2009 3:12:10 PM
7/27/2009 4:08:33 PM
I love pop art. Peter Max is my fav. We went to his gallery at the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace ... really fun.
7/27/2009 4:16:48 PM
^ i glanced at your post and thought it said poop art.
7/27/2009 4:33:51 PM
^^yeah, peter max has some cool stuff, some of his stuff reminds me of heinz edelmann's work who was the art director for the beatles "yellow submarine" film (who sadly died a couple days ago )MOCA always has some cool stuff, there's also both Hammer and LACMA off of wilshirethis spot called HVW8 is on this side street off of melrose that had some stuff from one of my favorite designers, Parra, on display last time i was there. i don't know what they got now, but they're still showing the parra exhibit on their website http://gallery.hvw8.com/category/current/parra-2/
7/27/2009 4:58:25 PM
Just checked out the Parra link. Very funny! LOVE it. Thanks for the recommendation.
7/27/2009 5:05:37 PM
7/27/2009 5:15:17 PM
^ One of my friends dared me to invite ST Dave (STD? LAWLS) to join us in Vegas. So I sent him an email and he responded five minutes later, saying he was interested.As it turned out, he had a work conflict for a new VH1 show, but told me to hit him up next time I'm on the west coast. We're fb friends now. LOL.So, worst case scenario I'll hit a swingers party. jk[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 9:58 AM. Reason : .]
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7/28/2009 10:01:39 AM