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lucyinthesky
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I think I'm heading to LA next weekend for a couple of days of debauchery. Any suggestions for crazy activities?

7/26/2009 4:50:46 PM

Bob Dylan
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I TOO HAVE BEEN TO LA AND OTHER COOL CITIES.

7/26/2009 4:51:41 PM

EMCE
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Visit our family in Compton

I think Lil' Dee gets out of jail this week.

7/26/2009 4:53:03 PM

qntmfred
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get a tattoo

7/26/2009 4:53:08 PM

joe_schmoe
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I was takin a trip out to L.A.
Toolin along in my cheverolet
Tokin on a number and diggin on the stereo

Just as I crossed the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine
And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow

Well the spare was flat and I got uptight
Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight
So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim

I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car
It was right in front of this little bar
Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn

I stuffed my hair up under my hat
And told the bartender that I had a flat
And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one

There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone

I called up the station down the road a ways
He said he wasn't very busy today
And he could have someone out there in just about 10 minutes or so

He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"
And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool
That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

So I ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car
With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?"

He looked at me and I damn near died
And I decided that I'd just wait outside
So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door

Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin
These 3 big dudes come strollin in
With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night
Especially when there was three of them and only one of me

I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath

They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee

Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair
But before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker hand heavier as I went

"He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

"Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Bush/Cheney stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for John Kerry for President."

They started lookin real suspicious at him
He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed
But I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

When I hit the door I was making tracks
And they were just taking my car down off the jacks
So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up

Now Richard Petty would'a sure been proud
Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd
Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott

Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run
But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun
Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot

I had them all out there steppin and fetchin
Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin
then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there

When I hit the road I was really wheelin
Had gravel flyin and rubber squeelin
And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
If I went to L.A., via Omaha





[Edited on July 26, 2009 at 5:01 PM. Reason : .]

7/26/2009 4:54:52 PM

Chop
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"I TOO HAVE BEEN TO LA AND OTHER COOL CITIES."

7/26/2009 5:10:41 PM

Dentaldamn
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drive in a car?

7/26/2009 5:12:12 PM

lucyinthesky
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Rent a maserati and cruise compton?

I actually do want to rent an exotic car and cruise Laguna. Great idea.

7/26/2009 5:43:18 PM

Shadowrunner
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If you're headed towards Compton, then you must eat at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. It's delicious.

7/26/2009 6:02:12 PM

gunzz
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"I think I'm heading to LA next weekend for a couple of days of debauchery. Any suggestions for crazy activities?"


go somewhere else. hahaha. unless you are meeting up with mytwocents

LA is so overrated

7/27/2009 10:39:12 AM

dyne
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rent roller blades or a bike at venice beach and ride around

7/27/2009 11:10:20 AM

Mr. Joshua
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Hang out with the Chili Peppers and bitch about how fake LA is.

7/27/2009 2:01:19 PM

crazy_carl
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get on the free way at about 5:30 pm, its awesome...also, see if you can track the hammer pants guys down when you are out there

7/27/2009 2:34:56 PM

joe_schmoe
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go to disneyland.

7/27/2009 2:36:07 PM

lucyinthesky
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How hard is it to get a prescription for medicinal marijuana? I want to do that and then satisfy my munchies at Roscoe's.

And I'm not really going for pleasure. Going for a charity event, but want to make the most of the 48 hours there.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 2:48 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2009 2:47:27 PM

j_sun
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what part of LA?

7/27/2009 2:53:10 PM

lucyinthesky
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West Hollywood

7/27/2009 3:02:38 PM

BobbyDigital
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"LA is so overrated"


word.

I love visiting big cities, but I can't think of one thing I liked about LA when I was there.

7/27/2009 3:04:03 PM

lucyinthesky
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I LOVED eating at Asia de Cuba last time I was in town. Great food. Great views.

The shopping is decent, but I don't know that the shopping is the most exciting thing to do.

7/27/2009 3:09:00 PM

BobbyDigital
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there's always starfucking!

7/27/2009 3:09:28 PM

lucyinthesky
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That may be a bad idea. A guyfriend is flying me out there to escort him to a charity event. But if things go bad ... I'm meeting up with Sex Toy Dave from Millionaire Matchmaker!

7/27/2009 3:12:10 PM

j_sun
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oh cool, my cousin lives there. of course there's a lot of shopping cause you got melrose and there's lots of cool boutiques on fairfax and 3rd st. there's some really cool art galleries to check out if you're into that. i could name a bunch of places if i knew what style you were looking for.

7/27/2009 4:08:33 PM

lucyinthesky
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I love pop art. Peter Max is my fav. We went to his gallery at the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace ... really fun.

7/27/2009 4:16:48 PM

sarcasm
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^ i glanced at your post and thought it said poop art.

7/27/2009 4:33:51 PM

j_sun
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^^yeah, peter max has some cool stuff, some of his stuff reminds me of heinz edelmann's work who was the art director for the beatles "yellow submarine" film (who sadly died a couple days ago )

MOCA always has some cool stuff, there's also both Hammer and LACMA off of wilshire

this spot called HVW8 is on this side street off of melrose that had some stuff from one of my favorite designers, Parra, on display last time i was there. i don't know what they got now, but they're still showing the parra exhibit on their website http://gallery.hvw8.com/category/current/parra-2/

7/27/2009 4:58:25 PM

lucyinthesky
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Just checked out the Parra link. Very funny! LOVE it.

Thanks for the recommendation.

7/27/2009 5:05:37 PM

alibaby
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"But if things go bad ... I'm meeting up with Sex Toy Dave from Millionaire Matchmaker!"

<3 you!!

7/27/2009 5:15:17 PM

lucyinthesky
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^ One of my friends dared me to invite ST Dave (STD? LAWLS) to join us in Vegas. So I sent him an email and he responded five minutes later, saying he was interested.

As it turned out, he had a work conflict for a new VH1 show, but told me to hit him up next time I'm on the west coast. We're fb friends now. LOL.

So, worst case scenario I'll hit a swingers party. jk

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 9:58 AM. Reason : .]

7/28/2009 9:58:14 AM

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Quote :
"UNIQUE

DOLPHIN

ADVENTURE"

7/28/2009 10:01:39 AM

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