there is a pair of boxers n the trash n the dudes bathroom, so one can only assume....

7/27/2009 10:57:49 AM

i assume it's monday

time to change into fresh underwear

7/27/2009 10:59:07 AM

haha guilty of this at the putt put place on Tryon a few years back

Had just beasted crazy fire

Ran back to my place to dook, but toilet was clogged with last nights duke that I forgot to unclog

Drive to putt putt, since it was the closest place to my house, and sprint to the john but don't completely make it

Wasn't a full on pants shit....more like my ass crack had been sweating feces, as there was a pattern up my drawers and ass crack

took the drawers off and looped them around the pipe in back of the toilet...no tp so I wiped with my socks

then went out and got 3 holes in 1

7/27/2009 11:07:11 AM

Slave Famous is pretty much just a worse Tucker Max.

7/27/2009 11:09:06 AM

actually

i was there, it happened

7/27/2009 11:12:03 AM

wait that was after the Andy's Challenge, not crazy fire, iirc

7/27/2009 11:13:50 AM

well maybe there was a separate FunWorks trip, but you were in the bathroom like 20 minutes

7/27/2009 11:14:41 AM

I never said it didn't happen

7/27/2009 11:14:45 AM

were you able to do the andy's challenge thing w/ the few pounds of beef or what?

7/27/2009 11:15:24 AM

Hi my name is Ernie and I shit on other people's attempted lols because they pale in comparison to mine

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 11:16 AM. Reason : ^ nope...dweedle and I failed miserably...got maybe 30 ounces of the required 50]

7/27/2009 11:16:10 AM

haha i cant hardly make it home after some crazy fire. and i live right down the street

7/27/2009 11:17:05 AM

the 30 minutes thing is the killer for the Andy's Challenge

im not saying i could have succeeded, but they gave me American cheese(which i detest) instead of Provolone (what I ordered)...it was a major setback

i felt like i'd have been a huge throbbing dick if i had gotten them to re-do 7 huge beef patties, so i tried to do it with American cheese, it was nasty

looking back though i wish i had gotten them to correct it

7/27/2009 11:17:55 AM

I remember specifically because I had gone to Dicks earlier that day and had bought some socks that were still in my car so I was able to chance after The Incident

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : dweedle no offense but you wouldnt have beat it anyway...we have to go back someday]

7/27/2009 11:18:09 AM

Quote :

"Hi my name is Ernie and I shit on other people's attempted lols because they pale in comparison to mine"

YES

7/27/2009 11:18:21 AM

yea i know i wouldnt have beaten it, but i would have at least liked to enjoy teh experience Harold & Kumar style

7/27/2009 11:20:11 AM

too bad you dont smoke dope, because that would of given us a fighting chance

7/27/2009 11:20:50 AM

so what got y'all? were y'all just that full?

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 11:21 AM. Reason : adf]

7/27/2009 11:20:59 AM

B0j0s will definitely be able to finish it in 30 min... we've gone to Fuddruckers and gotten the 1 lb burger before, and he would be literally halfway finished before im done putting the condiments on mine


^the 30 minute clock got us, so as we approached it we saw the inevitability of failure, so we slowed down some...i think we boxed up the rest and ended up throwing it out in the woods lol

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 11:22 AM. Reason : ]

7/27/2009 11:21:59 AM

We decided that we could have eaten more FOOD in general, like a plate of nachos, some chicken, fish, etc

It was just we were so full of beef that we psychologically couldnt take anymore (thats what she said), like there was a mental block to stop or something

7/27/2009 11:23:07 AM

i might give it a shot one day

7/27/2009 11:23:53 AM

if you fail they gladly charge you like $23 or somethin

7/27/2009 11:24:39 AM

naw, got to be the msg man.

7/27/2009 11:25:14 AM

dweedle when I come up in August

CHICK FIL A NUGGET CHALLENGE

you heard it here first

7/27/2009 11:26:27 AM

what's your estimate of how many you can do

7/27/2009 11:27:01 AM

high 60's

7/27/2009 11:27:41 AM

ok, i think that's a small tray + a few

i can comfortably eat 50, then i can pack an artery im sure with several more, we'll have to see


how about loser pays for 75% of the cost

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 11:29 AM. Reason : ]

7/27/2009 11:28:34 AM

im good for 50 in 45 mins. is that to long

7/27/2009 11:28:51 AM

75 percent of the cost PLUS




an HJ

7/27/2009 11:32:19 AM

well that's just assumed

7/27/2009 11:33:04 AM

It seems like it would have been faster to unclog the home dook instead of driving to the Putt putt.

Or dook on top of it and then unclog that.

7/27/2009 11:33:25 AM

hindsight is 20/20

7/27/2009 11:36:21 AM

an upper decker

7/27/2009 11:36:55 AM

a cellphone pic would have been 20/20

7/27/2009 11:37:18 AM

I want a picture of said doodoo underroos

7/27/2009 11:37:53 AM

I would never upper deck myself out of principle

7/27/2009 11:38:19 AM

shit looker

7/27/2009 11:38:32 AM

probably shoulda snapped a pic...I'll snap one of my post lunch shit today and post it here instead

7/27/2009 11:39:13 AM

i full on shit myself driving in my car once. i had some sort of rotovirus, and got hit bad while driving thru Prestonwood in Cary. Nowhere to stop, anywhere.

it was immediate: i shit my drawers, filled 'em up. grabbed a Spectator fromt the floor to sit on as i drove back to Athens Drive.

that was a damn mess. i believe i just threw everything away. my pants, drawers, even my socks. they all had to go.

7/27/2009 2:05:44 PM

that's why you get some rubber floor mats. if you are about to shit your pants, you just pull over and get the floor mat and line the seat with it.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 2:10 PM. Reason : oh yeah, they're good for rain and easier to clean than carpet too ]

7/27/2009 2:09:29 PM

lmao. i wouldnt have been able to get out of my car. The sheer thought of it falling down out of my drawers and onto my feet is unbearable. If I ever shit my pants i hope to have briefs on that day.

7/27/2009 2:10:46 PM

i just loled at Slaves story

7/27/2009 2:12:40 PM

Quote :

"Slave Famous is pretty much just a worse Tucker Max."

7/27/2009 2:13:38 PM

Quote :

"If I ever shit my pants i hope to have briefs on that day."

i did have briefs. and it still ran down to my socks when i got out the car. when i say i "filled 'em up"... i wasnt joking

7/27/2009 2:14:43 PM

well its almost 230 and i havent seen shit break yet

7/27/2009 2:20:55 PM

Quote :

"were you able to do the andy's challenge thing w/ the few pounds of beef or what?"

you and Ragged should do this

7/27/2009 2:51:40 PM

I've had a few close-calls, but haven't full on made a mess in public. When I had a nasty virus (possibly food poisoning) a few months ago, I accidentally shit in the shower. I thought I had to fart.

Oops.

7/27/2009 2:53:50 PM

I used to shit my pants more often when I was fat

but I lost 50 pounds by simply counting calories. I didn't deny myself the sweets I craved, but I limited myself to a half a bag of M&Ms instead of the whole thing. I also danced with free weights.

Now it happens much less often.

7/27/2009 2:56:09 PM

Human poop has to be one of the worst things ever.

7/27/2009 2:58:12 PM

at high shchool tennis practice someone threw what looked like a stick from the dorm window on to the court

It was a frozen turd; it shattered and broke two strings on his racket

7/27/2009 3:00:33 PM

Quote :

"labrador retriever human poop has to be one of the worst things ever."

7/27/2009 3:02:04 PM