wives, ex wives, husbands and ex husbands don't count. i'm talking homewrecker shit.

7/30/2009 10:41:59 PM

no

7/30/2009 10:42:24 PM

what about separated but still married?

7/30/2009 10:42:35 PM

Not to my knowledge.

7/30/2009 10:42:37 PM

Yes, they were technically still married, still are. but that ended a while ago. Just legal mambo jumbo.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM. Reason : and no not with this person currently. ]

7/30/2009 10:44:36 PM

^^^ did they get back together?

also please provide details if you wish

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2009 10:44:54 PM

mumbo

you and golvoko do that mambo shit wtf is that??

7/30/2009 10:45:18 PM

who the f is golvoko

7/30/2009 10:45:48 PM

^^^ No. They ended up divorcing, but they had just gotten separated.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : fuckin carats]

7/30/2009 10:45:56 PM

ok well i guess maybe it counts

7/30/2009 10:46:47 PM

the closest i ever got was the girl asking me if i was able to just have sex for the sake of sex and nothing more. i answered yes i could, but not with her because i was good friends with her husband. bros before hoes, man.

7/30/2009 10:51:02 PM

what if your friend ran over your dog that you really loved?

7/30/2009 10:51:50 PM

nah, he found his dad in a shallow grave in high school. i couldn't do that too him.

7/30/2009 10:55:17 PM

7/30/2009 10:56:09 PM

ha! no.

7/30/2009 10:58:42 PM

i thought ken was married and all...

7/30/2009 11:01:27 PM

Taruny, you got to read the OP.

7/30/2009 11:02:17 PM

what?

7/30/2009 11:02:19 PM

does your wife count?

7/30/2009 11:10:49 PM

read the OP

7/30/2009 11:15:52 PM

How about a girl that was engaged and now married?

7/30/2009 11:18:50 PM

yeah that's pretty awesome

7/30/2009 11:22:16 PM

She wanted to leave him for me LOL

I, of course went,

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : c ]

7/30/2009 11:23:25 PM

wait... is your dad married? He said he wasn't.

7/30/2009 11:23:39 PM

my dad?

7/30/2009 11:26:05 PM

yes

7/30/2009 11:26:20 PM

yeah he is

still that was a pretty weak burn attempt

7/30/2009 11:27:58 PM

i made out with a married couple's daughter.

7/30/2009 11:28:31 PM

way to make out with a 4 year old you pedo

7/30/2009 11:29:08 PM

only your mom, sorry you had to find out ITT

zing!

7/30/2009 11:33:10 PM

now we got the parent jokes covered

7/30/2009 11:34:31 PM

sometimes i wonder if my stepdad cheats on my mom

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 11:35 PM. Reason : not that i have any reason to think hes unfaithful. but it would be easy for him imo]

7/30/2009 11:35:00 PM

does buttsex with a married man count? just curious

7/30/2009 11:35:04 PM

^ yes

7/30/2009 11:37:47 PM

No.

7/30/2009 11:40:25 PM

yes no

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : haha]

7/30/2009 11:47:06 PM