none of those fuckers on the blue collar tour


and if you think they're funny then you need to re-evaluate your life


LAME O

7/31/2009 2:39:48 AM

RAWN WITE

7/31/2009 2:40:11 AM

Apocalypse

7/31/2009 2:40:35 AM

i can appreciate some women that like this

7/31/2009 2:41:34 AM

saps, i happen to LOVE bill engvall, he cracks me up and i LOVE him. what do you have to say about that?

(cause i know you would never say bad things about me...)

7/31/2009 2:45:21 AM

i think they have they're moments, but by and large they are a scourge upon comedy

7/31/2009 2:47:17 AM

my dad loves bill engvall

my dad is not a good judge of comedy

7/31/2009 2:47:38 AM

Quote :

"THEY ARE MOMENTS"

7/31/2009 2:48:36 AM

here's your sign

7/31/2009 2:48:36 AM

DONT MESS UP MY THREAD FAG!

7/31/2009 2:50:27 AM

you might be a redneck if you like jokes that have been played out for 20 years

7/31/2009 2:51:18 AM

welcome to fagville

population


anyone who likes this shit

7/31/2009 2:54:11 AM

it's not fagville it's apex

7/31/2009 2:54:54 AM

close enough

i have a good story for you

7/31/2009 2:56:06 AM

ron white makes me lol too


they call me.....tater salad...

7/31/2009 2:58:12 AM

i can laugh at just about anything now a days

7/31/2009 2:58:57 AM

they call you bad taste in comedy

7/31/2009 2:59:04 AM

there once was a guy named saps

he pleasured guys for daps

he drank until he puked

but little did he knew japs dropped the nukes

then he fucked a girl and didn't take her out for a nice steak dinner

7/31/2009 2:59:07 AM

OPINIONS!

7/31/2009 2:59:11 AM

I posted this in another thread but it fits well here:

7/31/2009 2:59:48 AM

saps what say you about the almighty Dane Cook?

(lol)

7/31/2009 3:01:40 AM

no fair

i take girls out for sushi


not steak

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:02 AM. Reason : dane cook is the worst thing to happen to comedy in years, and anyone who llikes him is a retard]

7/31/2009 3:01:57 AM

that mustache SEPERATES and then comes eback together

7/31/2009 3:02:01 AM

>.<

7/31/2009 3:02:40 AM

<.>

7/31/2009 3:04:02 AM

dane cook makes me nervous. i cant watch him for more than 2 minutes. also he's not funny.

7/31/2009 3:05:30 AM

Quote :

"he's not funny."

7/31/2009 3:06:00 AM

lol
i love dane too


can someone please list some of your said "quality" comedians so i can know if i like them as well?

7/31/2009 3:06:02 AM

sarah silverman is not funny

7/31/2009 3:08:50 AM

jeff dunham is sort of funny, but not as funny as he thinks he is

7/31/2009 3:10:38 AM

^^ew no i dont like her

but Margaret Cho makes me lol

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:11 AM. Reason : i love jeff dunham!!!]

7/31/2009 3:11:06 AM

you know what, i set out to show you some of the greatest comedians ever but i figured its a dead end



if you really wanna know then you can hit me up

7/31/2009 3:11:32 AM

haha that means get up with saps

7/31/2009 3:12:29 AM

why do you figure it to be a dead end???

i love mitch hedberg...does that redeem me at all??

7/31/2009 3:12:37 AM

jeff dunham is not funny and wasn't funny ten years ago doing the same act

dane cook is so unfunny there's an entire character in funny people based on how unfunny he is

quality comedians include:

richard pryor
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
louis ck
garry shandling
bob newhart
steven wright
eddie izzard
dave attell
dave chappelle
steve martin
eddie murphy

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:16 AM. Reason : holy shit i forgot don fuckin' rickles]

7/31/2009 3:15:17 AM

^agree with most of that, there haven't been any great standup comics in our generation (Robin Williams and Dana Carvey put on great shows but they aren't stand up by trade)

i would however add chris rock, rodney dangerfield, and dennis leary

7/31/2009 3:18:44 AM

i dont like dave attell

and i thought the jokes dane stole from louis ck were told better by dane anyhow lol

chappelle- win
mitch hedberg- win
steve martin- win
eddie murphy- win

all others i haven't heard/dont recognize the name enough to know if thats who i heard (or somethin)

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:21 AM. Reason : i love robbin williams's standup!!]

7/31/2009 3:20:56 AM

Quote :

"mitch hedberg"

hes our generation

rd should be on there too

7/31/2009 3:21:20 AM

dave attell is awesome

7/31/2009 3:21:52 AM

Demetri Martin is on the threshold but he needs to show some more versatility

7/31/2009 3:23:35 AM

^^i've only heard him once, and was not impressed, nor moved to tears by laughter...so yeah

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:24 AM. Reason : ^]

7/31/2009 3:24:07 AM

What about Louis Black

7/31/2009 3:25:07 AM

i love his comedy


*Lewis Black

7/31/2009 3:25:40 AM

oh frick i LOVE LOVE LOVE lewis black!!!

7/31/2009 3:26:22 AM

im leaving in less than 12 hours



not coming back

7/31/2009 3:27:15 AM

i don't know what that means

7/31/2009 3:28:02 AM

leaving tww?

or raleigh??

or earth???

goodbye sweet prince????

7/31/2009 3:29:15 AM

i'm Ron Burgundy????

7/31/2009 3:29:47 AM

I saw Black live in Charlotte ont he Rules of Enragement tour in 2004 (same routine as Black on Broadway). It was fantastic. Since he's a UNC alumnus he had to chip in on NC culture:

Quote :

"You know what I love most about coming back to North Carolina? Its the only place in the world where one person can stand up in a bar full of drunks and say "Hey, I go to NC State," and the rest of the room will immediately stand up and say "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK ASSHOLE FUCK!""

(signature finger wagging included)

7/31/2009 3:31:33 AM

set em up

7/31/2009 3:32:40 AM