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greeches
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"Dude, do you know who his Dad is? He's totally rich. He will totally hook you up, dude. We're drunk!"

8/2/2009 10:35:30 PM

qntmfred
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from the quotation marks i can tell this is a quote

8/2/2009 10:36:32 PM

LaserSoup
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I have no idea what you're talking about yet I post in your thread anyway.

8/2/2009 10:36:46 PM

fleetwud
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8/2/2009 10:37:18 PM

ParksNrec
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He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy.

We need get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time is also gonna hook us up with a unicorn for the radiator.

I ain't even gonna tell ya about that haunted air conditioner.

Plus, the air filter? That's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so...ya know, plus shipping from Krypton.

And the cow..jumped over the moon.

8/2/2009 10:46:52 PM

saps852
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D.P. short for Donkey puncher, Donkey Punchorelo, D to the P, or King Donko Of Pastania

8/2/2009 10:50:07 PM

greeches
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I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming.

Heh.. you hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here

8/2/2009 10:55:09 PM

marlndarln
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I want candy!

8/2/2009 10:57:36 PM

fleetwud
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bubblegum or taffy?

8/2/2009 10:58:15 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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^^^^^hahahah, grand total was like $32k

8/2/2009 11:03:12 PM

Dammit100
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lol... i miss when ATHF was funny

8/2/2009 11:12:51 PM

scotieb24
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8/3/2009 8:33:20 AM

d7freestyler
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LOL

8/3/2009 8:35:20 AM

ParksNrec
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You, you think we should take another pass at this? 'Cause I'm still seeing paint here and it's starting to mock me!

8/3/2009 9:09:31 AM

Mappy
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Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowing like the frickin sun! So I put 2 and 2 together there eh, and decided that you're pissing me off.

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : .]

8/3/2009 9:28:10 AM

dgspencer
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hey wipe me off another one of those bunnies i'm gonna EAT IT

8/3/2009 9:33:39 AM

scotieb24
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"Tonight you will get your dick ripped off." ...That doesn't sound right, does it?

Is that a prize, or...?

8/3/2009 9:35:55 AM

thumper
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i saw this and thought of the 3OH!3 song.

my daddy owns a dealership, the rest is fuckin' history!

8/3/2009 9:36:53 AM

d7freestyler
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Dear Carl,

Thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scarin' up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour "Meatwad Unplugged - No Buns Allowed." And also, we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Duey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles. And you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure to pick up their doll droppings. You get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry 'bout the house, big guy.

Sincerely,
Meatwad

8/3/2009 9:39:33 AM

scotieb24
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^ All right. What the fuck does this say?

First time I saw that I was lolling all over myself

8/3/2009 9:47:56 AM

d7freestyler
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hahaha.

Spirits that haunt this house... tell me, what was we talkin' bout?

8/3/2009 9:48:38 AM

nicklepickle
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k

8/3/2009 9:51:17 AM

aph319
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It's called "I wanna rock you" and then in parenthesis "til the break of dawn"

That's hot, baby *hack hack*

8/3/2009 10:32:18 AM

scotieb24
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"Wake up baby, drink your beer, make ya feel better"

8/3/2009 10:33:17 AM

LRlilDaddy
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Quote :
"I have no idea what you're talking about yet I post in your thread anyway.

"

8/3/2009 10:33:25 AM

ParksNrec
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Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.

8/3/2009 10:46:06 AM

casummer
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Why are we trying to cash a bill?

8/3/2009 11:30:47 AM

ParksNrec
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So the lesson here is: either you should definitely not play with matches, or you definitely should.

8/3/2009 11:32:27 AM

casummer
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haha that was my profile quote for a while.

"yeah its definitely one or the other"

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:36 AM. Reason : ]

8/3/2009 11:35:59 AM

Willy Nilly
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"Don't you ever leave me with that fool again. I'll slit you up the middle!"
"Okay Boxy..."
"Okay nothin'... Mother-fucker did not feed us! He peed on me, bitch!"

8/3/2009 11:40:30 AM

aph319
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work is for people who don't know how to fish

because this one time, I ate boiled peanuts

shut up and fish

8/3/2009 11:52:02 AM

ParksNrec
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Howdy villains! I'm Mr. Mister! Watch your back, crime! When I get pissed; you get mist.

8/3/2009 11:52:56 AM

Mappy
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Hey, I know where that is; it's over by Mellon Shakers. ... The, the, the gentleman's club.

8/3/2009 12:15:10 PM

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