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Novicane
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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.

8/3/2009 10:06:38 AM

ALkatraz
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Dear diary,

JACKPOT!

8/3/2009 10:07:07 AM

j_sun
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does this look like a Q to you?

8/3/2009 10:07:37 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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^^that's the only one i really know. me and my roommate used to say it all the time freshman and sophomore years.

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:08 AM. Reason : asdf]

8/3/2009 10:08:06 AM

dharney
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Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

8/3/2009 10:09:25 AM

scotieb24
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Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.

8/3/2009 10:11:09 AM

quagmire02
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i thought this thread was about quagmire02

8/3/2009 10:14:47 AM

Jeepin4x4
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A GIRL

8/3/2009 10:15:41 AM

legatic
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A GIRL

8/3/2009 10:16:38 AM

quagmire02
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ah, so this thread is NOW about quagmire02

unfortunately, that's about all i've got

8/3/2009 10:17:24 AM

grimx
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Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

8/3/2009 10:23:58 AM

Arab13
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classic

8/3/2009 10:25:29 AM

Willy Nilly
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Quagmire: Reverend Peter, I gotta talk to you... last night I had sex with a teenage blonde, and her mother.
Peter: Well that's quite a story, Quagmire, but my church doesn't have confession. So why are you telling me?
Quagmire: Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody! Giggity-goo-ga.

8/3/2009 10:47:35 AM

stevedude
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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.









(Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are using a radar to listen to what people are saying and they happen to pick up of what Quagmire is thinking to himself.)
Quagmire: God this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that skank that I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Oh God! They heard me! Oh god! I heard me! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason : LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!]

8/3/2009 10:49:51 AM

AstralEngine
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"And we might have a stripper from Utah who's hiding a banana, we'll find out where. Giggidy giggidy, giggidy goo. Stick around"

8/3/2009 10:58:44 AM

pilgrimshoes
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saw a license plate this week that was gigtyX3

8/3/2009 11:02:45 AM

Willy Nilly
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8/3/2009 11:03:27 AM

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