Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?Meg Griffin: No.Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
8/3/2009 10:06:38 AM
Dear diary,JACKPOT!
8/3/2009 10:07:07 AM
does this look like a Q to you?
8/3/2009 10:07:37 AM
^^that's the only one i really know. me and my roommate used to say it all the time freshman and sophomore years.[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:08 AM. Reason : asdf]
8/3/2009 10:08:06 AM
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?Connie: 16.Quagmire: 18? You're first.Connie: Mom!Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
8/3/2009 10:09:25 AM
Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
8/3/2009 10:11:09 AM
i thought this thread was about quagmire02
8/3/2009 10:14:47 AM
A GIRL
8/3/2009 10:15:41 AM
8/3/2009 10:16:38 AM
ah, so this thread is NOW about quagmire02 unfortunately, that's about all i've got
8/3/2009 10:17:24 AM
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.(They all drink.)Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.(Only Quagmire drinks.)****About 33 drinks later****Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.Quagmire: Oh God.(Quagmire takes a drink.)Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.Quagmire: Oh come on!(Quagmire drinks again.)Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
8/3/2009 10:23:58 AM
classic
8/3/2009 10:25:29 AM
Quagmire: Reverend Peter, I gotta talk to you... last night I had sex with a teenage blonde, and her mother.Peter: Well that's quite a story, Quagmire, but my church doesn't have confession. So why are you telling me?Quagmire: Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody! Giggity-goo-ga.
8/3/2009 10:47:35 AM
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.[Pause]Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.(Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are using a radar to listen to what people are saying and they happen to pick up of what Quagmire is thinking to himself.)Quagmire: God this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that skank that I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Oh God! They heard me! Oh god! I heard me! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason : LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!]
8/3/2009 10:49:51 AM
"And we might have a stripper from Utah who's hiding a banana, we'll find out where. Giggidy giggidy, giggidy goo. Stick around"
8/3/2009 10:58:44 AM
saw a license plate this week that was gigtyX3
8/3/2009 11:02:45 AM
8/3/2009 11:03:27 AM