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jackleg
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pull into a parking space for a few minutes... i go to back up and im looking out the back window... all i see is a truck in the space across from me...

i back up like 4 or 5 feet while turning out (like normal)... see nothing [directly] behind me... then

WHAM

some fucking retard had parked across from me in a truck, with a trailer behind the truck, too low for me to see in the mirror, halfway out into the "road" through the parking lot



i mean how fucking stupid is that? not to mention there were like 40 empty spaces in the lot he could have parked 3 wide in, or the fact that he could have just parked on the street that was directly on the other side of where he parked.

stupid stupid stupid

8/3/2009 10:30:04 AM

joe_schmoe
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bomb the motherfucker

8/3/2009 10:31:59 AM

LRlilDaddy
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we dont need no water let the mother fucker burn

8/3/2009 10:32:42 AM

IRSeriousCat
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time for some ol' fashioned street justice.

8/3/2009 10:35:11 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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more support for my idea to make towing a trailer an endorsement on your license that you have to pass a test to receive, just like a motorcycle endorsement.

8/3/2009 10:35:44 AM

gunzz
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new episode of squidbillies came on last night

8/3/2009 10:36:19 AM

LRlilDaddy
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your car looks really nice

8/3/2009 10:37:31 AM

Arab13
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so you backed into a parked trailer?

8/3/2009 10:38:33 AM

jackleg
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what i really didnt understand (granted i dont know a lot about trailers, even though i drove one for few summers)

SOMEHOW, this was a licensed trailer, but there were no lights or reflectors or etc etc etc on it.

when i drove the water tank trailer on the back of the company tahoe like 5-8 years ago, it seemed like it was totally illegal to not have working safety stuff.

but i dont know the legal rules on how you can and cant park em (police say this guy is at fault though, so i guess thats pretty illegal. AND STUPID)

8/3/2009 10:38:34 AM

TreeTwista10
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8/3/2009 10:38:57 AM

jackleg
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Quote :
"your car looks really nice"


thanks, i wish mspaint had a shinier shade of shiny

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"so you backed into a parked trailer?"


yep. backed into a trailer that was parked in a "vehicular area".

8/3/2009 10:39:48 AM

ALkatraz
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"SOMEHOW, this was a licensed trailer, but there were no lights or reflectors or etc etc etc on it."


If the trailer doesn't have light's but you can see the lights from the vehicle towing it, it's legal.

If it doesn't have reflectors you can't use it at night but you can use it during the daytime.

8/3/2009 10:41:44 AM

nicklepickle
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"your car looks really nice

"

8/3/2009 10:42:01 AM

Skack
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I have a 4'x6' trailer that can't be seen through any of the windows or mirrors unless I'm turning a corner. It's so short and narrow there is literally no way you can see it. Makes backing it a total pain when there is nothing on it. Anyway, I forgot it was hooked up one day and tried to back into a parking space. Lolarity ensued. I imagine the WHAM you heard was about the same as the one I heard.

8/3/2009 10:43:21 AM

simonn
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one time in high school i went to a friend of mine's house while we waiting for two other people to show up to go to dinner. i was the first one there, so there were no cars parked when i got there. i agreed to drive. when i was backing out my back window was really fogged up, so i was using my side mirrors to get out of the driveway, paying extra attention to the side of the grass so i didn't go into her yard. clear the driveway and i'm off... except i forgot that people liked to park in the dead middle of the cul-de-sac at this particular person's house, for god knows what reason.

8/3/2009 10:44:00 AM

jackleg
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"If the trailer doesn't have light's but you can see the lights from the vehicle towing it, it's legal.

If it doesn't have reflectors you can't use it at night but you can use it during the daytime."


ah ok, like i said, i have no idea about the rules. it just didnt seem right. but you could see the lights from the vehicle for sure, cause this trailer was maybe 2 feet off the ground at the highest point.

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""your car looks really nice"


and thats the sad part really, my car had a breakdown last week so i was borrowing someone elses. lucky me

8/3/2009 10:44:39 AM

LRlilDaddy
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really? never seen anyone parked in the middle of the sac. but that is THE MOST RETARDED SHIT EVER

8/3/2009 10:45:26 AM

Sweden
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8/3/2009 10:45:32 AM

Ernie
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Hey jackleg

Do you want me to drive over there AND KILL A MOTHERFUCKER

8/3/2009 10:45:49 AM

jackleg
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damn sweden, were you there? thats like 10 times more accurate than my drawing

^too late!

8/3/2009 10:46:21 AM

LRlilDaddy
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is that an isometric view? looks like a golden brick about to hit a snowman

8/3/2009 10:52:53 AM

LaserSoup
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Didn't you see the trailer when you were driving in or walking to your car?

8/3/2009 11:12:48 AM

SaabTurbo
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^ It seemed like (And I may be wrong) he was saying he pulled into a space just to do something in his car real quick, like write something down or some shyte son, and then he backed out. He never got out of the car from what I can see and the truck seemed to pull into the space behind him while his attention was on something else. Then he looks back and sees that it has parked in a space behind him, but thinks nothing unusual of it.

He then backs up and WHAM son.

8/3/2009 11:26:09 AM

kiljadn
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When I was in high school, I backed out of my driveway into some dumb cunt's car who had parked at the house across the street, directly in front of our driveway.


Not only did she ignore the copious amount of space available that wasn't directly in front of our driveway, but she parked 3 feet (no joke) off the curb.


Had she parked closer to the curb, I wouldn't have hit her. I'll admit that I backed into her, but honestly there was no way I could've even gotten out of my driveway without hitting her.

8/3/2009 11:32:55 AM

Skack
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WHAT IF THAT HAD BEEN A TRAILER FULL OF BABIES? WHAT THEN JACKLEX? TAKE SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

lol

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : l]

8/3/2009 12:25:47 PM

ShawnaC123
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Same thing happened to me, sorta. I backed into a truck with its tailgate down and sticking way out so I couldn't see it in my rearview. I have a nice scratch on my bumper from that one.

8/3/2009 12:34:35 PM

Sweden
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"damn sweden, were you there?"


yeah, that picture was my visualization of how it all went down

8/3/2009 12:39:27 PM

SaabTurbo
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I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING WAY MORE RETARDED THAN THIS SON.


BUT THIS IS PRETTY RETARDED ON THE TRAILER'S PART.

8/3/2009 12:46:28 PM

djeternal
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I swear that people just turn into complete idiots when they enter a parking lot. I just sit here and look out the window at the parking lot all day in amazement.

Between the ricers that think it's ok to drive 55 through the parking lot and the soccer moms that can't seem to get their Suburbans to fit in the already oversized parking spaces, it gets pretty frustrating.

8/3/2009 12:48:03 PM

jackleg
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Quote :
"WHAT IF THAT HAD BEEN A TRAILER FULL OF BABIES? WHAT THEN JACKLEX? TAKE SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS"


from what i gather from the police, it wouldnt be my fault even if it were full of babies!

8/3/2009 1:02:11 PM

djeternal
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You know what else I love?

When a group of fat bitches is walking right down the middle of the "lane" when I am trying to find a parking space.

8/3/2009 1:21:33 PM

legatic
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in drivers ed they tell you to look behind your car before you get in it to make sure there aren't any small object/children there.

makes sense to me.

8/3/2009 1:23:47 PM

jackleg
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^i guess so, maybe. but as i kinda implied in the story, i never left the car.

8/3/2009 1:39:09 PM

jchill2
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In his defense, you are a bad driver.

8/3/2009 1:49:00 PM

ALkatraz
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"in drivers ed they tell you to look behind your car before you get in it to make sure there aren't any small object/children there."


I heard that if you honk your horn before you back up you can help alleviate some liability if you do hit someone.

I doubt that's true though.

8/3/2009 1:49:15 PM

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