UPS won't try to hide under your doormat3'x2'x2' is apparently fair game!
8/3/2009 6:13:47 PM
i sure hope you meant 3"x2"x2"
8/3/2009 6:17:20 PM
SO WHAT'D YOU ORDER?!
8/3/2009 6:17:52 PM
a midget
8/3/2009 6:30:40 PM
so they sat a 3 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot box on your porch and just laid the doormat on it or what?
8/3/2009 6:34:39 PM
well it was two boxes that came out to approximately that size, but yes
8/3/2009 6:36:51 PM
pix plz
8/3/2009 6:38:56 PM
are people surprised by this?I mean, I know it isn't effective at all, but I thought this was fairly common.
8/3/2009 6:39:36 PM
better yet, send yourself a new doormat with the packing ticket just stuck to the mat and see if they put that under the doormat
8/3/2009 6:39:43 PM
hahahai always tell them to just leave it on the back porch under the over hang- they never do though
8/3/2009 6:39:51 PM
i have them put it inside the grill
8/3/2009 6:42:55 PM
bigger than a breadbox
8/3/2009 6:43:28 PM
i feel like i'd forget it is there until the next time i cooked out
8/3/2009 6:44:08 PM
one day i'll order a fridge and have it sent UPS, just to see if they put the mat on top of that
8/3/2009 6:44:52 PM
I came in here to call you out on such a ludicrous post and how I've had dozens of packages delivered with no such practice taking place.But then I realized -- I have no doormat.
8/3/2009 7:07:27 PM
that's just unneighborly
8/3/2009 9:11:25 PM
I thought this thread was about how small of a box your dick could fit in.
8/3/2009 9:12:59 PM
my second sentence would have been the same
8/3/2009 9:15:49 PM
touche
8/3/2009 9:17:04 PM
8/3/2009 9:20:55 PM