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BigMan157
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UPS won't try to hide under your doormat

3'x2'x2' is apparently fair game!

8/3/2009 6:13:47 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i sure hope you meant 3"x2"x2"

8/3/2009 6:17:20 PM

CleverFilth
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SO WHAT'D YOU ORDER?!

8/3/2009 6:17:52 PM

BigMan157
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a midget

8/3/2009 6:30:40 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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so they sat a 3 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot box on your porch and just laid the doormat on it or what?

8/3/2009 6:34:39 PM

BigMan157
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well it was two boxes that came out to approximately that size, but yes

8/3/2009 6:36:51 PM

Fermat
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pix plz

8/3/2009 6:38:56 PM

legatic
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are people surprised by this?

I mean, I know it isn't effective at all, but I thought this was fairly common.

8/3/2009 6:39:36 PM

Fermat
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better yet, send yourself a new doormat with the packing ticket just stuck to the mat and see if they put that under the doormat

8/3/2009 6:39:43 PM

Biofreak70
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hahaha


i always tell them to just leave it on the back porch under the over hang- they never do though

8/3/2009 6:39:51 PM

vinylbandit
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i have them put it inside the grill

8/3/2009 6:42:55 PM

chocolatervh
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bigger than a breadbox

8/3/2009 6:43:28 PM

Biofreak70
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i feel like i'd forget it is there until the next time i cooked out

8/3/2009 6:44:08 PM

BigMan157
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one day i'll order a fridge and have it sent UPS, just to see if they put the mat on top of that

8/3/2009 6:44:52 PM

Grandmaster
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I came in here to call you out on such a ludicrous post and how I've had dozens of packages delivered with no such practice taking place.


But then I realized -- I have no doormat.

8/3/2009 7:07:27 PM

BigMan157
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that's just unneighborly

8/3/2009 9:11:25 PM

wdprice3
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I thought this thread was about how small of a box your dick could fit in.

8/3/2009 9:12:59 PM

BigMan157
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my second sentence would have been the same

8/3/2009 9:15:49 PM

wdprice3
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touche

8/3/2009 9:17:04 PM

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Quote :
" so they sat a 3 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot box on your porch and just laid the doormat on it or what?

well it was two boxes that came out to approximately that size, but yes

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ahahaahaha, classic.

8/3/2009 9:20:55 PM

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