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Nitrocloud
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http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5720299/

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""Taylor hits a bad shot, he gets mad, slams his club against the cart, the club breaks in half and stabs him in the stomach," Rose described.

The broken club went about 6 inches into Taylor Gardner's stomach, then pierced his intestine.

Hayden Gardner, Taylor's brother, saw what happened. "It kind of, like, wrapped around and just shot straight at him," he said.

"When he fell down and said he was bleeding, we actually didn't believe him at all and we went over and it was bleeding pretty bad," Hayden Gardner said."


Damn, sounds unbelievable.

8/3/2009 7:32:14 PM

LivinProof78
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that's not the first time that has happened

8/3/2009 7:33:42 PM

JCASHFAN
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Eighteen fucking times!!!!!!

8/3/2009 7:34:58 PM

Fermat
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i generally feel saddened by accidents where people get hurt but golfers are a blight upon the earth and must be destroyed, so I laugh at his pain and wish him more

8/3/2009 7:35:25 PM

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"Clark Rose said the round at Walnut Creek Country Club started off as normal. He was playing with Taylor Gardner, a friend and teammate on the Wayne Christian golf team."


I wouldn't wish something like that on many folks, but if it has to happen I'd prefer it happen to one of those Wayne Christian uppity faggots.

8/3/2009 7:35:49 PM

marko
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SOUNDS PAR FOR THE COURSE!

BOY HE SURE GOT TEED OFF!

HOPE THIS DOESN'T CREATE AN EMOTIONAL WEDGE BETWEEN HIM AND HIS FRIENDS!

8/3/2009 10:38:20 PM

Restricted
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I find it even more shocking that WRAL posted a story without a grammatical mistake.

8/3/2009 10:40:06 PM

Nitrocloud
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^It was a short one

8/3/2009 10:40:59 PM

Hey_McFly
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lol marko

we get the point

8/3/2009 10:49:05 PM

Nitrocloud
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Guess he didn't have an IRON stomach.

8/3/2009 10:51:16 PM

dharney
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i'd like a club sandwich

8/3/2009 10:53:51 PM

BobbyDigital
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So, it appears he got a hole in one intestine!

8/3/2009 11:10:34 PM

eleusis
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shitty puns are par for this place.

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : I bogeyed this post]

8/3/2009 11:29:41 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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i guess he made the cut

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : e]

8/3/2009 11:35:49 PM

Hoffmaster
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Six inches deep, I guess you could say that club made it a Fairway into his stomach!

8/4/2009 12:06:38 AM

fredbot3000
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i wonder if her turned green from the pain

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM. Reason : another fore! inches and it might've gone clean through him]

8/4/2009 12:09:15 AM

kiljadn
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I BET HE ASKED FOR A MULLIGAN

8/4/2009 12:16:04 AM

HiWay58
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i guess you could say he really sliced that one

8/4/2009 12:17:49 AM

simonn
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i'm all for puns, but this is embarrassing guys.

8/4/2009 12:19:48 AM

Str8Foolish
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Guess that asshole had a real chip on his shoulder

8/4/2009 12:27:17 AM

HiWay58
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I bet they had to wedge that out of his stomach

8/4/2009 12:33:44 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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prob hurt like shit but i bet the pain faded away

8/4/2009 12:35:06 AM

BubbleBobble
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I draw the conclusion that this thread sucks

8/4/2009 12:35:35 AM

wawebste
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8/4/2009 12:36:59 AM

lafta
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Talk about a slice

8/4/2009 1:05:59 AM

AndyMac
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Stabbed himself in the stomach, man that must be rough

I guess you could say he shanked that one

8/4/2009 1:16:59 AM

billyboy
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Boy, I'm sure that left a divot.

I guess his stomach is the new clubhouse.

The results of his actions were a foregone conclusion.

8/4/2009 1:54:14 AM

ncsuapex
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Obvious puns ITT

8/4/2009 7:28:52 AM

dgspencer
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well hitting it fat is better than skulling it.

8/4/2009 7:33:26 AM

LaserSoup
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If only this had happened to Tiger Woods

8/4/2009 7:33:40 AM

Republican18
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almost a darwin award if he had hit himself in the nuts

8/4/2009 8:08:00 AM

brainysmurf
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i love puns

good ones or bad ones

i giggled

8/4/2009 8:15:21 AM

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Quote :
"His injury has served as a lesson for his golf buddies.

"You don't want to be throwing clubs or anything cause something like that could happen again," Rose said."


8/4/2009 8:30:56 AM

jethromoore
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8/4/2009 8:37:32 AM

daz84
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^ rofl!

8/4/2009 8:50:03 AM

Nitrocloud
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^Bwahaha

8/4/2009 8:50:31 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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^^post the one w/ kermit!!!

8/4/2009 8:51:44 AM

BigMan157
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a piece of that tip just got him, odell.

8/4/2009 8:59:32 AM

gunzz
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some of you really dont understand how to properly execute a pun

8/4/2009 9:00:57 AM

TKE-Teg
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"that's not the first time that has happened"


So true. You have to watch your temper, or look out. Especially clubs with carbon fiber or graphite shafts.

8/4/2009 9:57:50 AM

scotieb24
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Talk about getting the Shaft

8/4/2009 10:04:54 AM

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