http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5720299/
8/3/2009 7:32:14 PM
that's not the first time that has happened
8/3/2009 7:33:42 PM
Eighteen fucking times!!!!!!
8/3/2009 7:34:58 PM
i generally feel saddened by accidents where people get hurt but golfers are a blight upon the earth and must be destroyed, so I laugh at his pain and wish him more
8/3/2009 7:35:25 PM
8/3/2009 7:35:49 PM
SOUNDS PAR FOR THE COURSE!BOY HE SURE GOT TEED OFF!HOPE THIS DOESN'T CREATE AN EMOTIONAL WEDGE BETWEEN HIM AND HIS FRIENDS!
8/3/2009 10:38:20 PM
I find it even more shocking that WRAL posted a story without a grammatical mistake.
8/3/2009 10:40:06 PM
^It was a short one
8/3/2009 10:40:59 PM
lol markowe get the point
8/3/2009 10:49:05 PM
Guess he didn't have an IRON stomach.
8/3/2009 10:51:16 PM
i'd like a club sandwich
8/3/2009 10:53:51 PM
So, it appears he got a hole in one intestine!
8/3/2009 11:10:34 PM
shitty puns are par for this place.[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : I bogeyed this post]
8/3/2009 11:29:41 PM
i guess he made the cut[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : e]
8/3/2009 11:35:49 PM
Six inches deep, I guess you could say that club made it a Fairway into his stomach!
8/4/2009 12:06:38 AM
i wonder if her turned green from the pain[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM. Reason : another fore! inches and it might've gone clean through him]
8/4/2009 12:09:15 AM
I BET HE ASKED FOR A MULLIGAN
8/4/2009 12:16:04 AM
i guess you could say he really sliced that one
8/4/2009 12:17:49 AM
i'm all for puns, but this is embarrassing guys.
8/4/2009 12:19:48 AM
Guess that asshole had a real chip on his shoulder
8/4/2009 12:27:17 AM
I bet they had to wedge that out of his stomach
8/4/2009 12:33:44 AM
prob hurt like shit but i bet the pain faded away
8/4/2009 12:35:06 AM
I draw the conclusion that this thread sucks
8/4/2009 12:35:35 AM
8/4/2009 12:36:59 AM
Talk about a slice
8/4/2009 1:05:59 AM
Stabbed himself in the stomach, man that must be roughI guess you could say he shanked that one
8/4/2009 1:16:59 AM
Boy, I'm sure that left a divot.I guess his stomach is the new clubhouse.The results of his actions were a foregone conclusion.
8/4/2009 1:54:14 AM
Obvious puns ITT
8/4/2009 7:28:52 AM
well hitting it fat is better than skulling it.
8/4/2009 7:33:26 AM
If only this had happened to Tiger Woods
8/4/2009 7:33:40 AM
almost a darwin award if he had hit himself in the nuts
8/4/2009 8:08:00 AM
i love punsgood ones or bad onesi giggled
8/4/2009 8:15:21 AM
8/4/2009 8:30:56 AM
8/4/2009 8:37:32 AM
^ rofl!
8/4/2009 8:50:03 AM
^Bwahaha
8/4/2009 8:50:31 AM
^^post the one w/ kermit!!!
8/4/2009 8:51:44 AM
a piece of that tip just got him, odell.
8/4/2009 8:59:32 AM
some of you really dont understand how to properly execute a pun
8/4/2009 9:00:57 AM
8/4/2009 9:57:50 AM
Talk about getting the Shaft
8/4/2009 10:04:54 AM