I couldn't find an old thread but I love the idea and think it needs to be started.

Since this is in the lounge please keep relevant.


I'd like curses for things to go badly with upcoming interviewers that don't hire me.

8/6/2009 2:58:11 PM

you gonna fail dem drug tests, dawg

8/6/2009 2:59:04 PM

fuck you,
hows that for a curse request

8/6/2009 3:00:20 PM

don't let him getcha ragged

stay tough broseph

8/6/2009 3:00:53 PM

psychics only predict, voodoo gets results

8/6/2009 3:01:50 PM

Dear Evil One,

Please curse those that make me take drugs tests. May their intestines boil as their eyes rot inside their skull while their brain runs out of their ears.

Amen

8/6/2009 3:02:23 PM

What is your major and what kinda job are you applying for?

You should be able to pass most drug tests if you stay clean for 48 hours before the test.

8/6/2009 3:03:03 PM

what line of work you in?

Quote :

"You should be able to pass most drug tests if you stay clean for 48 hours before the test."

willy wouldn't dare succumb to the man like that

[Edited on August 6, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : adfs]

8/6/2009 3:03:06 PM

^^doesn't work for mj, dawg

8/6/2009 3:04:19 PM

8/6/2009 3:05:33 PM

lol.... I already have a job, I was just parodying the original post in the prayer request thread...


Oh Ghastly Spirit,

Please curse the high school friends of xvang's sister-in-law that crashed into a parked car with her in it. May their relationships with the opposite sex fail miserably due to chronic and painful flaming urination and infectious seeping.

Amen

8/6/2009 3:07:29 PM

Dear Heavenly Father,

Please bless Willy Nilly and lead him to happiness. He is full of anger and needs your love. Help him to enjoy the time he is given.

Amen.

8/6/2009 3:10:14 PM

Dear Glorious Spaghetti Monster,

Thank you for your divine intervention last night, you make one mean spaghetti dinner. Please help guide me on the right path in life and help all the users on TWW realize your greatness.

Amen.

8/6/2009 3:15:19 PM