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OldBlueChair
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wtf is this shit. i bet someone on tdub has it.

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"Woman getting married to fairground ride



Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

By Sasjkia Otto
Published: 7:00AM BST 05 Aug 2009

Amy Wolfe will change her surname to Weber Photo: BARCROFT MEDIA This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

8/8/2009 1:41:58 AM

Kodiak
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8/8/2009 1:44:06 AM

Ragged
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pics like that are retarded

8/8/2009 1:45:45 AM

mantisstunna
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you're retarded

8/8/2009 1:47:44 AM

FykalJpn
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Quote :
"organist"

8/8/2009 2:16:45 AM

bdmazur
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you're a towel

8/8/2009 2:23:11 AM

Ragged
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fucking bull dykes

8/8/2009 2:30:46 AM

ibnuts
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Haha, reminds me of the Nip/Tuck episode where the guy fucked the couch.

8/8/2009 5:44:51 AM

sylvershadow
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If you're gonna fall in love with an object, you'd think it'd be something like a vibrator.

8/8/2009 8:26:52 AM

FroshKiller
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This lady was in a documentary about objectum sexuality called Married to the Eiffel Tower. You can watch it on YouTube:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCOo9Hh5lE
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Yuc7XSCJ4

8/8/2009 8:30:23 AM

Supplanter
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I'm don't think even a roller coaster would consent to being ridden by her.

8/8/2009 12:33:22 PM

arog20012001
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I bet she literally gets off when she rides the coaster.

hey, more power to her....she might be a little batty, but at least she's happy. she's not hurting anyone.

8/8/2009 12:50:41 PM

Paul1984
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shes hurting my eyes

8/8/2009 12:57:21 PM

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