I hope she's hot.
8/9/2009 8:52:35 PM
Most Marias have a tendency to be hot.
8/9/2009 8:54:13 PM
should i clean up before she gets here?
8/9/2009 8:55:24 PM
Yes, she'll probably wanna put out.
8/9/2009 8:56:56 PM
^ yeah that's realisticmost hot delivery girls i think up arrive horny and spontaneously get naked on my doorsteptotally believable]
8/9/2009 9:05:18 PM
Domino's?
8/9/2009 9:05:52 PM
dominhoes
8/9/2009 9:07:29 PM
Domi[NO]'s
8/9/2009 9:08:10 PM
well, maria didn't waste any time getting to my doorstep. i invited her in but she claimed they were "not allowed"...likely story. its probably for the best, she may have been hot 25 years ago, but years of hard work, cigarettes, and the trip over the border were not kind to her.
8/9/2009 9:11:15 PM
i dont think ive ever had a hot delivery girl thoughi bet its a fat mexican girl....report back on the findings
8/9/2009 9:11:46 PM
see above. i had a hot delivery girl once, she had a thick eastern european accent. accent is a bit generous, she barely spoke english, most communication took place via a series of pointing and gestures. i felt kind of scared for her safety, to be honest.
8/9/2009 9:16:06 PM
I had a hot TWC chick come over one time to switch out a regular dvr box for an HD boxthat's the closest to a hot delivery chick i've had
8/9/2009 9:19:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL5IcnD9gqo
8/9/2009 9:19:39 PM
lol i read that as "hot TWW chick" and was like "wut"
8/9/2009 9:21:42 PM
I saw Stephen Segal (sp?) and closed the video immediately, just out of principal.
8/9/2009 9:24:23 PM
fuck dude i seriously choked on a sugar baby for a second when i read that 'trip across the border' part
8/9/2009 9:26:10 PM
Do this when she comes (starts at 2:28)
8/9/2009 9:35:42 PM
^^i just call it like i see it, man
8/9/2009 9:41:08 PM