Big wang or big wallet?

Inspired by my other highly successful and totally derailed thread about fucking bitches and making money.

8/10/2009 12:45:45 PM

wang

8/10/2009 12:46:51 PM

Husband: Big Wallet
Lover: Big Wang

Problem solved.

8/10/2009 12:46:58 PM

I can't figure out what makes me a worse person. Choosing cock or choosing cash.

8/10/2009 12:47:33 PM

Dear ladies who say wang: (excluding lk cause she's married)

What's up?

8/10/2009 12:48:03 PM

Like I said, the wise ones choose both my sons!


(AND YOU KNOW I MAKE MONEY BEING A TOP SECRET JANITOR AND ALL SON)

8/10/2009 12:48:39 PM

pwnt

I'm on the low ends of both scales

8/10/2009 12:49:51 PM

beggars can't be choosers.

8/10/2009 12:50:21 PM

big wangs are overrated. i am fine with my 3x3 wang. you never would have to worry about it hurting

8/10/2009 12:52:31 PM

3x3?!

8/10/2009 12:52:42 PM

mine is 1x3

looks like a can of tuna

8/10/2009 12:53:11 PM

3in long and 3in around, son. you know how i roll

8/10/2009 12:53:36 PM

i meant 1" long and 3" across

DIVIDE BY 3.14 FOR A BETTER COMPARISON

8/10/2009 12:54:38 PM

6:3

The ratio of men to women in this thread.

8/10/2009 12:56:10 PM

chit chat, nuff said.

8/10/2009 1:00:25 PM

what about if you could just have both?

8/10/2009 1:02:14 PM

duh

why do you think i got married?

8/10/2009 1:02:43 PM

Is that why you are the cuddlepuss?

8/10/2009 1:03:17 PM

Quote :

"3in long and 3in around, son. you know how i roll"

Oh you gave it in Length x Circumference (CIRCUM)

I was thinking Length x Diameter. A 3x3 cock is fucking unusual son.

8/10/2009 1:03:19 PM

Quote :

"Is that why you are the cuddlepuss?"

hahah actually, that's a funny story.

i was at the bar with a girlfriend for Mommy Mental Health Day, and he called me and on the phone he said something like "hey Cuddlekins, are you having fun" and the bar was so loud, i thought he called me Cuddlepuss. and it made us laugh, so...there ya have it.

ok maybe it's not that funny



[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

8/10/2009 1:04:29 PM

naw son i wish!

8/10/2009 1:04:40 PM

Husband: big wallet
Pool Boy: big wang


My bf already said we can't get a pool boy.

8/10/2009 1:05:02 PM

BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A JANITOR NOW DID HE SON?

NON-JANITOR: big wallet
JANITOR: big cock

8/10/2009 1:10:09 PM

8/10/2009 1:19:26 PM

Quote :

"Husband: Big Wallet Lover: Big Wang Problem solved. "

8/10/2009 1:20:51 PM

big wang... a big wallet can buy me nice things but it can't buy me an orgasm

8/10/2009 1:38:33 PM

you've obviously never heard of the Jack Rabbit or the Blue Dolphin

8/10/2009 1:39:51 PM

Let me rephrase... can't buy me an orgasm not induced by silicone

Unless they just buy me a lover I guess

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:43 PM. Reason : and for the record, I was not impressed with said Jack Rabbit]

8/10/2009 1:42:39 PM

on the same hand, a big wang won't put food on the table or support kids.

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:45 PM. Reason : for full disclosure, i don't possess either of these, so i'm totally nuetral here.u]

8/10/2009 1:44:19 PM

Quote :

"a big wang won't put food on the table or support kids."

I disagree son.

My shit is dexterous.

8/10/2009 1:44:48 PM

big doesn't mean orgasm

give us little ones some credit

8/10/2009 1:45:02 PM

Quote :

"on the same hand, a big wang won't put food on the table or support kids."

you've obviously not seen HBO's new show Hung.

Quote :

"and for the record, I was not impressed with said Jack Rabbit"

agreed. but the blue dolphin could mix concrete

8/10/2009 1:45:08 PM

I'm hung like an elevator button.

8/10/2009 1:45:26 PM

Ladies, define big wang, thanks.

8/10/2009 2:01:52 PM

In my professional opinion (which isn't saying much) I'd call a big wang 8" or more. That's for white guys, of course.

For an asian (and this was discussed in the other more successful thread) a big wang is anything bigger than 5".

8/10/2009 2:03:01 PM

^2 For me.. 7-8 is the max

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : .]

8/10/2009 2:03:23 PM

Quote :

"agreed. but the blue dolphin could mix concrete"

I think you mean "consolidate" concrete ;D

8/10/2009 2:10:35 PM

no, i mean mix concrete. as in, stir it up. that sucker is fucking powerful

so i've heard

8/10/2009 2:12:02 PM

^^ it's a tossup between her confusing it w/ that, or just making something up and it being a total coincidence that vibrators are used to consolidate concrete.

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : ^ see]

8/10/2009 2:12:41 PM

If big wang is the winner for most ladies, why aren't you all married to black guys?

8/10/2009 2:14:12 PM

Because we're racist. I think melwhatshername made a thread that clearly proved that.

8/10/2009 2:14:51 PM

uumm.... big wallet.

I'm not a fan of big wang - I prefer the medium-sized variety.

8/10/2009 2:14:57 PM

Quote :

"If big wang is the winner for most ladies, why aren't you all married to black guys?"

ZING!


GOT 'EM!

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : ]

8/10/2009 2:15:11 PM

Because a big credit score trumps both wang and wallet.

8/10/2009 2:16:40 PM

Ah, I see, you want a big white cock? Racist as hell, but interesting.

V I know you were, but seriously, are the white womenz really that racist?

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 2:22 PM. Reason : -]

8/10/2009 2:18:00 PM

I was actually being sarcastic there my son.

8/10/2009 2:20:06 PM

WHOA WHOA, I can only take one Saab Turbo at a time son.

8/10/2009 2:21:21 PM

8/10/2009 2:21:55 PM

Quote :

"WHOA WHOA, I can only take one Saab Turbo at a time son."

That's what she said.

8/10/2009 2:22:27 PM

lulz

8/10/2009 2:22:59 PM