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rwoody
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holy god what is wrong with Tom Arnold?


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"You look like you smell like pee"


[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 9:23 PM. Reason : other than drugs and alcohol, i mean]

8/10/2009 9:23:19 PM

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Tom Arnold doesn't perform live well from a script.

I thought his material was really good, though. He's a good joke writer.

I'd say the best of the roast were Greg Giraldo, Gilbert Gottfried, and Tom Arnold.

[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ...]

8/10/2009 9:31:40 PM

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I thought Brad Garrett was hilarious

8/11/2009 7:47:47 AM

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i think Gottfried was the best, he was just ridiculous and relentless. nobody was really all that bad, that chick that no one knows (cummings or something), i thought was pretty funny, i believe she called Greg Giraldo the Jeffery Ross of comedy, i liked that line, and Joan Rivers i thought was pretty damn funny.

8/11/2009 4:00:48 PM

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I would they would roast her ass, over some hot fucking coals with an apple in her mouth.

8/11/2009 8:54:24 PM

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Gilbert Gottfried at the Bob Saget roast:

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"Cloris Leachman is so old that her tits are labeled "Whites Only" and "Colored." Her tits are a shameful time in this country's history. When I saw a great man like Nipsey Russell pushed away from one of her tits, it was wrong."


http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=179742&title=gilbert-gottfried-pt.-2

8/11/2009 9:25:04 PM

rwoody
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i think somebody used a similar joke on rivers "her pussy is so old it has a separate entrance for blacks"

8/11/2009 9:40:03 PM

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i believe that was miss cummings.

8/11/2009 10:07:46 PM

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i wasn't too impressed at first but when i watched it again, the jokes were funnier, i'd say the jokes that pushed the boundaries the most were aimed at that robin girl, ie "you always whine about your dad molesting you, well you should be lucky your father touched you at all"

8/11/2009 11:23:04 PM

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There are no boundaries.

8/12/2009 5:13:49 AM

jprince11
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i'd say the best punchline was when joan rivers accused kathy griffin of stealing the face off of the burger king, man that ho is busted

8/12/2009 4:52:53 PM

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"i think Gottfried was the best, he was just ridiculous and relentless"


holy hell he was hilarious as always

8/15/2009 7:35:17 PM

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"Joan, I loved you in The Wrestler."

8/16/2009 11:36:11 AM

ThePeter
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I stopped watching these a long time ago

so stupid

8/16/2009 2:45:38 PM

lafta
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robin is hot

8/16/2009 3:35:18 PM

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