Something is going down at Snoopys on hillsborough.

3 cop cars and the parking lot is taped off with crime scene tape.

GET ON IT, PEOPLE.

8/12/2009 9:40:38 AM

maybe a riot because they ran out of 99 cent hot dogs

8/12/2009 9:41:05 AM

SOMEBODY GET ME THE NEWS GOPHER

8/12/2009 9:41:17 AM

she say she ARE the manager

8/12/2009 9:41:30 AM

Unconfirmed reports of a man dressed like Charlie Brown robbing the store.

8/12/2009 9:41:54 AM

i heard they found a meth lab in the bathroom

8/12/2009 9:43:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtV9ggWmf-I

8/12/2009 9:44:02 AM

could be a crackhead that got ahole of the wrong stuff and it tole him to go on down to snoopy's and steal some hotdogs

8/12/2009 9:44:23 AM

why are you at snoopys this early

whhhyyyyy

8/12/2009 9:44:25 AM

to me it looked like a charlie brown to me

8/12/2009 9:45:10 AM

hahahaha dweedle

8/12/2009 9:45:41 AM

911 OPERATOR: 911, do you need police, fire or an ambulance?

LATREASA GOODMAN: Police.

911 OPERATOR: Where?

GOODMAN: (UNINTELLIGIBLE) the Snoopy's on Hilsborough.

911 OPERATOR: What's going on there?

GOODMAN: I ordered a 10-piece chicken nugget with a small fry, and she say that they didn't have any chicken nuggets. And so I told her I want a McDouble with small fry, and she said I'm going to have to pick anything else off the menu.

911 OPERATOR: You already spoke with the manager?

GOODMAN: She say she are the manager. I told her to just give me all my money back and I don't want anything. She's telling me she can't refund my money. (UNINTELLIGIBLE) She don't have what I want. She can't force me to eat something I don't want

8/12/2009 9:45:46 AM

it is 99cent tues, right?!?

8/12/2009 9:46:31 AM

motherfucker its wednesday

8/12/2009 9:47:19 AM

Is it January?

Nah man, it's August!

8/12/2009 9:55:39 AM

what day is it?

october?

8/12/2009 9:56:13 AM

this thread brings lols

8/12/2009 9:56:28 AM

Quote :

"911 OPERATOR: 911, do you need police, fire or an ambulance? LATREASA GOODMAN: Police. 911 OPERATOR: Where? GOODMAN: (UNINTELLIGIBLE wahwah wah whah) the Snoopy's on Hilsborough. 911 OPERATOR: What's going on there? GOODMAN: I ordered a 10-piece chicken nugget with a small fry, and she say that they didn't have any chicken nuggets. And so I told her I want a McDouble with small fry, and she said I'm going to have to pick anything else off the menu. 911 OPERATOR: You already spoke with the manager? GOODMAN: She say she are the manager. I told her to just give me all my money back and I don't want anything. She's telling me she can't refund my money. (UNINTELLIGIBLE whah wah wah) She don't have what I want. She can't force me to eat something I don't want"

8/12/2009 10:01:55 AM

they were out of chicken tetrazzini

8/12/2009 10:04:24 AM

Snoopy put an end to the Bloody Red Baron.

He was runnin' up the score.

8/12/2009 10:09:04 AM

Quote :

"they were out of chicken tetrazzini"

you must watch The Soup!!!

8/12/2009 10:10:15 AM

every week

8/12/2009 10:10:52 AM

sooooooooo meaty

8/12/2009 10:12:17 AM

i ♥ joel mchale

8/12/2009 10:12:49 AM

SOMEBODY wasn't LIKING IT

8/12/2009 10:14:15 AM

It's Miley! It's still a felony!

8/12/2009 10:15:01 AM

the bad bart is, I also used to watch maury

8/12/2009 10:19:37 AM

At least you know you are NOT the father of Laquisha's baby.

8/12/2009 10:20:52 AM

joel mchale could be my baby's daddy

8/12/2009 10:24:30 AM

i'm curious to know if he's funny in his standup comedy. i wish he'd come around here so i could go to a show.

8/12/2009 10:26:00 AM

wut bitch did e git her frum

8/12/2009 10:26:20 AM

ill watch a couple episodes of Community on NBC this fall to see how it goes

8/12/2009 10:26:51 AM

8/12/2009 10:27:22 AM

lol nice work people

8/12/2009 10:33:43 AM

Thread successfully derailed.

And hey look, it even ended with a dog!

My job here is done.

8/12/2009 10:34:16 AM